Guy gets laid for the first time then calls his mom crying about it

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: OrByte

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I'm wondering if this guy CAN be helped. He might just need to take a vow and join a monastery.

omg anything but a priest!! we need to think of the children.

Actually, I am thinking an uncle, priest, neighbor got a hold of this guy right around the time he was 9 years old.

definitely male, not female.

Not a priest, a monk. The kind that lives in a monastery. From the sound of it, that might be the best place for him.

 

[habib89]

i have no ideas on what to do for this guy, but he's seriously messed up in the head.. almost certainly sexually abused as a child.. i hope the psychatrist gets to the bottom of it

 

[DannyLove]

I'm not about to read that entire novel, but from the first couple of paragraphs, I agreed, he is a PUSSY and has no balls.

 

[kuba]

i didnt bother reading this...too long and who cares. lol

 

[Slickone]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Ranulf

Originally posted by: Chadder007
Reading some of the other posts here, it reminds me of a friend that Ive had since the 3rd grade. He was very VERY simliar to this and he came out to not be .... "gay" but to be a Transexual.

Yeah thats what I thought, seems more likely than him just being gay. Most likely is that he has some serious mental issues (or is a total drama queen).

He is a bit of a drama queen, but never seen him do anything like this before. Worst I had seen before this was when he bought a new car(Volvo station wagon of some sort) a few months ago and wanted to take us for a ride in it. We stopped and had dinner and when we came out someone had door dinged him. He threw a crying hissy fit in the parking lot. Now I've gotten pissed about door dings before, but he turned into a crying bitch about it. So much so that I had to drive us all home. He just laid down in the back seat and cried.

Are you sure he even has a cawk and ballz?

-Adam Sandler?

 

[FeuerFrei]

Dude should join the Marines. Hilarity ensues. I'm lol just think'n about it.

 

[Jon855]

CLIFFIES, STAT

 

[JEDIYoda]

rofl...way too funnyeeeeeee

 

[tooltime]

GOSH!

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

the more this goes, the more I feel like SHENS~!

 

[scottish144]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: scottish144
He might have never developed sexually. If he was sexually abused, why wuld he WANT to be a little boy again? I think he just doesn't have enough Testosterone. If he really was sheltered, I know somewhat of how he feels. Now I'm 17 and phased out of the sheltered phase (i.e: I have a girlfriend and am social), but up till about 8th grade I was extremely insecure/anti-social and almost cried like that guy did. I didn't even know the female anatomy until 7th grade, or any of the terms. Plus I wand kinof a nerd then too. In short, this guy is exactly like me almost 7 years ago.

Except you know, he's 27

Yea, thats where it gets screwed up.

 

[Willoughbyva]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/10/14/asexual.study/

Perhaps he is asexual. Hard to tell from what the OP is saying. The article I listed doesn't go into very much detail.

 

[Novercalis]

okay read 10 pages.. luaghed my ass off.. couldnt finish the rest:

nonetheless:

should you feel bad for luaghing at the guy?
my answer to you depends on your personality.
even if I known the guy, I'd still be luaghing my ass off. Im just that type of Dark humor basatrd.
however, if I known the guy and is my friend, I still try and help him out.

So negative karma for laughing, positive karma for stoping to luagh and help the guy out sincerely.

To me, it seems he has been trauamatized more so than being Gay.
Peer Pressure prolly ran its toll on him.
He probably has heard many ppl saying he is gay or acts gay throughout his life and tried to put a standard of impression on him that he needed to fill in.
Yet waiting for the "right one" he wasnt sure how to go about it as well.

what confuses me is, the part where he locks himself up and plays Sega and wants to be a little boy again....

im sure when he was growing up, he has been picked on for being a pancy, called names, etc hence he became friends with alot of females friends. Hence the notion, he hears about the "special one" the right one.. etc cause that is what all girls would want to feel for the first time....

basically rule of thumb.. to get into a female pants, you can not enter the "friendly zone". He has on all of them and feels guilt. Nor he cant rush into a girl either since he has this notion of standards and knowledge beforehand on what to look for and how to act with a girl he likes.
He has the child mentality stuck with him.

so Id doubt he is gay... unless there has been constant peer pressure from a child with everyone saying that to him.. that he began to believe in such thing and lost himself.... The bathroom candlelight is a sign of utterlly pure gayness.
but hanging out with majoirty females doesnt scream gay.. hell I know a guy who pretended to be gay in High school and if I didnt get in his face with my ex during the time.. he would have BS'ed her to have sex. granted in the end I fought him when I found out he got to see her naked few times awhile back that she told me.

ANYWAYS>.....
his reference to being a lil boy contradicts trauma as a child.
I have to say peer pressure and notions of trying to be "this person" everyone puts on him.
its a battle of contradction, from all the knowledge he has learned about the inner working of a woman minds.
and the "MAN WORLD" thinking through our "OTHER HEAD".
he is just at a loss and feels guilty for being like a JERK like any other typical MALE.
Why is that? Cause he has learned and understood that his females friends HATES those type of MAN and he has become one as well!

Toss him a beer, says, congrats for fcking a pssy, now go fck some more!
If not, bend over and take a d!ck up your ass than for being a gay bastard.

he needs midication though.. thats for sure.. and a therapist.. while you at it.. convince him to take a nice "escort" massage therapist to with the special ending.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Bump for monday morning update

 

[Turkish]

LoL @ him apologizing to his parents for having sex.

 

[DaShen]

So anyway on the drive to Dallas his mom said he was more talkative than he had been since all this went down. Said he was still apologizing for what he did, having sex, and that they kept telling him it was ok and nothing bad. Also said he kept asking them if they would be disappointed in him if he never got married or had kids. They didn't know where that came from but told him that whatever he wanted to do was ok. My fiancée thinks maybe that is coming from the fact that his sister just had a baby and everyone is making a big deal about it since it is the first grandchild.

Looks like part of the reason the guy acted out is that he just wants attention. I know people like this. I don't associate myself with them anymore, but I knew one guy who would slash his own tires and call up his "friends" to come pick him up, so that he would be the center of attention. The same guy showed up during the middle of my college finals (I had 2 the next day) and wanted me to show him around the town. He got really angry when I refused and threw a fit, where he assualted me. Only guy I ever had to throw down, other than sparring. Didn't hang out with him after that. People like that just can't stand not being the center of attention with people who care for them.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Also said he kept asking them if they would be disappointed in him if he never got married or had kids. They didn't know where that came from but told him that whatever he wanted to do was ok.

I have an idea where it came from. Call it a hunch.

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
He kept saying he had "ruined himself" now and that nobody would want him.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

The guy is majorly depressed, will probably try to kill himself as soon as he starts feeling a little better.

Who knows why he has such a hang up... might be gay, might be straight... Either way he has some really unrealistic beliefs and assumptions about sex, women, himself, and relationships.

 

[waggy]

wow.

glad he is getting help. he really needs it.

 

[erub]

damn, how come no girl has ever begged me to come home with her?

 

[pibb]

wow what a post, i'm still not sure weither this is funny or just sad. this guy for sure has problems he needs to work through

;buncharandomweirdfaces;

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Also said he kept asking them if they would be disappointed in him if he never got married or had kids. They didn't know where that came from but told him that whatever he wanted to do was ok.

I have an idea where it came from. Call it a hunch.

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
He kept saying he had "ruined himself" now and that nobody would want him.

Yeah, but nobody understand that part either. When asked what he means by it all he will say is that he is ruined. Hell I half expected him to break out in a General Ripper rant about the commies contaminating his precious bodily fluids.

 

[M3at]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Maybe she tried to take a dump on his chest? I mean, that'd probably mess me up a little too.

bahhahaahhah....I'm laughing so hard that soda came out my nose.

On a serious note, it's obvious that the guy was abused sexually as a child in someway by someone, which could be the reason that he is also gay.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: M3at

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Maybe she tried to take a dump on his chest? I mean, that'd probably mess me up a little too.

bahhahaahhah....I'm laughing so hard that soda came out my nose.

On a serious note, it's obvious that the guy was abused sexually as a child in someway by someone, which could be the reason that he is also gay.

Not always true. Don't blame it on the sexual molestation. Not always the answer.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Also said he kept asking them if they would be disappointed in him if he never got married or had kids. They didn't know where that came from but told him that whatever he wanted to do was ok.

I have an idea where it came from. Call it a hunch.

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
He kept saying he had "ruined himself" now and that nobody would want him.

Yeah, but nobody understand that part either. When asked what he means by it all he will say is that he is ruined. Hell I half expected him to break out in a General Ripper rant about the commies contaminating his precious bodily fluids.

Maybe he found out he contracted a disease from the girl. HIV. Some twisted people will do that because they are assholes. That would definitely mess me up, but I doubt that this is the case.