Guy gets laid for the first time then calls his mom crying about it

[Insomniak]

Jesus Christ. I'm not even touching this one. Therapy ahoy!

 

[feelingshorter]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
ah...so skywalker66 is finally found!

bwahaha

lol

 

[Ronstang]

Let's see....

- Cries for three days before his sister's wedding
- Cries and almost has a breakdown after making out with a girl in college
- Cries when the wind blows it seems
- Gets laid for the first time, breaks down and cries, blueballs the girl and she calls him a bitch and kicks him out
- Has breakdown and calls mommie
- Ends up in hospital due to mental stress from sex with a WOMAN
- Has mostly girls as friends
- Gymnastics in High School

Need I go on?

Gay denial or serious mental illness seem the logical conclusions. He definitely needs professional help. My first thought was sexual abuse as a child too.

 

[kwan888]

This story is so outrageous, it could only be true...

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
ah...so skywalker66 is finally found!

holy sh!t! I'd totally believe that!

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
ah...so skywalker66 is finally found!

Winnar.

Who is that?

Banned user from a while back. Always told us about all the sexual things he was doing with his girlfriend, or something along those lines.

No no no, he was always talking about how he was such a self-loather because he lusted but it was a sin but he did it anyway, and felt like an unnattractive pansy, etc....seriously he fits the bill for this guy. He never had a girlfriend IIRC...just had a knack for driving girls away...

...I remember some post once about a "stoplight" party...I wonder if it's in the archives, but I'm too lazy to search.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
What in the hell would make you think that he "doesn't want to admit he's gay"? Since when does being in the closet make you curl up and cry when you have sex with a girl? Even if he was gay, I doubt his problem would be not wanting to admit it.

Well, if he's going through the turmoil of trying to even figure out which ways he swings and he's historically hysterically emotional...then yeah, fetal positions happen.

 

[eMgninnaBtiuQ]

I wouldn't have went. If by some chance I did I'm pretty sure I would have kicked him in the head a few times while he was curled up on the floor.

 

[placebo139]

LOL. That gave me a nice laugh... and I usually never read posts longer than 2 sentences . :thumbsup:

 

[PawNtheSandman]

$100 says Grandpa or Uncle Willy molested him as a child.

 

[The Linuxator]

Can you say CLIFFNOTES !!!!

 

[lokiju]

Wow that's one crazy guy.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: The Linuxator
Can you say CLIFFNOTES !!!!

I know you probably have about a 3 second

HEY BACK OVER HERE

attention span but try doing some

AGAIN I'M TALKING HERE

reading. I think you will be well rewarded.

 

[ragazzo]

Don't try to push the "you're gay" thing. Who knows, maybe he's not gay and you're just pushing him in the wrong directions. I do agree that he has some serious issues.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Triumph
I know I'm late to the party, but...

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the best story ever! I can't believe it's true, but it probably is. ahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Sadly it is.

Not really much of an update, but my fiancée called his parents last night and talked to them for a bit. They have found someone to do a psych work up on him I guess. Going to do some home or office visits first(whichever he is more comfortable with I guess) and then see where that leads. She didn't get to talk to "Andy" because he has pretty much shut himself up in his old room and hasn't been doing anything but playing his old Sega and taking candlelight baths. I know, that sounds fruity and probably is, but my fiancée says he has always done that ever since they were little kids.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Triumph
I know I'm late to the party, but...

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the best story ever! I can't believe it's true, but it probably is. ahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Sadly it is.

Not really much of an update, but my fiancée called his parents last night and talked to them for a bit. They have found someone to do a psych work up on him I guess. Going to do some home or office visits first(whichever he is more comfortable with I guess) and then see where that leads. She didn't get to talk to "Andy" because he has pretty much shut himself up in his old room and hasn't been doing anything but playing his old Sega and taking candlelight baths. I know, that sounds fruity and probably is, but my fiancée says he has always done that ever since they were little kids.

Um k... hes a total fruit...
candlelight baths with a chick = cool...
alone= fruity as all hell..

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Triumph
I know I'm late to the party, but...

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the best story ever! I can't believe it's true, but it probably is. ahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Sadly it is.

Not really much of an update, but my fiancée called his parents last night and talked to them for a bit. They have found someone to do a psych work up on him I guess. Going to do some home or office visits first(whichever he is more comfortable with I guess) and then see where that leads. She didn't get to talk to "Andy" because he has pretty much shut himself up in his old room and hasn't been doing anything but playing his old Sega and taking candlelight baths. I know, that sounds fruity and probably is, but my fiancée says he has always done that ever since they were little kids.

Um k... hes a total fruit...
candlelight baths with a chick = cool...
alone= fruity as all hell..

Yeah. That's what I told her. Said he has done that as long as she can remember. I asked if they ever took any together when younger or when they were in college, hey we all have, and she said no. Said he has a real hang up about bath time being his time to unwind and relax. Said once in college when they were roomates she was in a hurry to go somewhere and he had just gotten out of the bath and was brushing his teeth so she went in to take a quick shower and he threw a fit about her being in the bathroom during his private time.

It just all seems so weird to me. Hell I surprise her sometimes when she is getting out of the shower just because, well she's hot and to see her dripping wet is sexy. Also when she decides to join me in the shower you can sure as hell bet I don't complain.

 

[DaiShan]

Bah, cliffs, and shens.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: DaiShan
Bah, cliffs, and shens.

Whatever you think

 

[jalaram]

I tried to read as much as I could of this thread, so I apologize if someone suggested this. (And screw any requests for Cliffs. You had to explain all the little details).

You said his parents are not religious or control freaks. Is he religious? Does/did he go to a really religious church (synagogue/etc) that hammered into him that homosexuality and premarital sex are sins? Maybe he's one of those people who lack self-confidence and are easily persuaded. Thus, he may believe deep down that he's going to hell for (maybe) having gay feelings and (since he's done it now) having premarital sex.

 

[tyler811]

years of therapy and very strong meds

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: jalaram
I tried to read as much as I could of this thread, so I apologize if someone suggested this. (And screw any requests for Cliffs. You had to explain all the little details).

You said his parents are not religious or control freaks. Is he religious? Does/did he go to a really religious church (synagogue/etc) that hammered into him that homosexuality and premarital sex are sins? Maybe he's one of those people who lack self-confidence and are easily persuaded. Thus, he may believe deep down that he's going to hell for (maybe) having gay feelings and (since he's done it now) having premarital sex.

No his isn't a relgious guy at all. Nobody can understand where this is coming from with him.

 

[Chadder007]

I realy realy didn't want to laugh but this last update got me... "She didn't get to talk to "Andy" because he has pretty much shut himself up in his old room and hasn't been doing anything but playing his old Sega and taking candlelight baths." LOL at the baths. BUAHHAHAHA

 

[Chadder007]

Reading some of the other posts here, it reminds me of a friend that Ive had since the 3rd grade. He was very VERY simliar to this and he came out to not be .... "gay" but to be a Transexual.

 

[Arkitech]

This post is hilarious and sad at the same time. I'm willing to bet money that this guy is gay, but because we live in a society that still has issues with gay people the guy is probably tortured about his sexuality. It's obvious this guy is having severe trauma because he can't admit or become what he really is. I hope he gets some "reliable" help that can get him to come to terms with who he really is. If not this guy will either hurt himself or someone around him or either just go off the deep end as a drag queen or something.

I think in order to truly take this discussion to the next level though we're going to need naked pictures of the girl he slept with.