Guy tricks friend into blindfolded oral sex - IT'S A TRAP!

[Jeeebus]

Thanks for confirming you are good with having other dude's suck your dick as long as one just pretends it's a hot chick, no foul.

Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked...

 

[JulesMaximus]

LOL!

 

[nageov3t]

Thanks for confirming you are good with having other dude's suck your dick as long as one just pretends it's a hot chick, no foul.

I mean, a mouth is a mouth.

though I'd be suspect if the guy didn't notice a beard/mustache on the other guy... unless the guy is baby smooth, it's pretty noticeable when receiving oral.

 

[Fritzo]

I mean, a mouth is a mouth.

though I'd be suspect if the guy didn't notice a beard/mustache on the other guy... unless the guy is baby smooth, it's pretty noticeable when receiving oral.

Maybe he thought the woman was Mexican?

::wife reads this and starts knifing me::

 

[alkemyst]

So as a take away many above feel that after an night of man loving, simply ending the night with a kiss and a "no homo" makes it all totally fine?

Scary stuff.

 

[smackababy]

So as a take away many above feel that after an night of man loving, simply ending the night with a kiss and a "no homo" makes it all totally fine?

Scary stuff.

I think many just aren't so afraid of being called gay they have to pretend they are super macho and would beat down any guy that dared look at them!


Besides, an asshole's an asshole.

 

[alkemyst]

I think many just aren't so afraid of being called gay they have to pretend they are super macho and would beat down any guy that dared look at them!


Besides, an asshole's an asshole.

If you enjoy putting your dick into a man's mouth or ass, that is homosexual.

Not saying it's wrong, just saying it's not a normal heterosexual option.

 

[smackababy]

If you enjoy putting your dick into a man's mouth or ass, that is homosexual.

Not saying it's wrong, just saying it's not a normal heterosexual option.

Everyone who enjoys their dick in a woman's mouth, will equally enjoy the act of a man's mouth performing the same task, in a blind "taste test". The only thing that is homosexual, is being attracted to someone of the same sex.


And, you are implying something is wrong with it: "So as a take away many above feel that after an night of man loving, simply ending the night with a kiss and a "no homo" makes it all totally fine?

Scary stuff." What would make it not totally fine? And what is scary about it?

 

[NetWareHead]

Everyone who enjoys their dick in a woman's mouth, will equally enjoy the act of a man's mouth performing the same task, in a blind "taste test". The only thing that is homosexual, is being attracted to someone of the same sex.


And, you are implying something is wrong with it: "So as a take away many above feel that after an night of man loving, simply ending the night with a kiss and a "no homo" makes it all totally fine?

Scary stuff." What would make it not totally fine? And what is scary about it?

That is if we are going just on the basis of oral skills. Im sure in that regard, a man might be capable of giving a better BJ than a woman. Its the same argument lesbians use about who eats pussy better. Men have a penis and know what feels better to them so it is instinctual to know how to give a good BJ. For the record I'm straight and never had a man on man experience.

For me, it is not just about the oral skills that make a good BJ. Its the whole package. I like seeing a beautiful woman down there. I like to hold her hair. I like playing with her butt, pussy or tits while she is working on me. I like to have her talk dirty to me in a sultry feminine voice. I think a woman's face looks hot after I bust off on it. The act of giving a woman my load is erotic to me.

Even if a man could get me off in less than a minute with truly superb oral skills, I'd still prefer a BJ from a less talented woman.

 

[MongGrel]

Be careful what you wish for, I suppose.

His fault for showing up, heh.

 

[Apple Of Sodom]

A hand is a hand.
A mouth is a mouth.
And an asshole is an asshole.

But, as homosexuals know, sexuality isn't just about gender. There is much more to the enjoyment than just the body part in question. I mean, if that were the case, if you stuck it through a glory hole and found out you were actually fucking a goat ass instead of some hot man ass, wouldn't you be upset?

 

[Jeeebus]

If you enjoy putting your dick into a man's mouth or ass, that is homosexual.

it's only gay if the balls touch. Everyone knows this.

 

[ImpulsE69]

So...if you put a human mask over your dogs head is it still beastiality?

You're welcome.

 

[Jeeebus]

So...if you put a human mask over your dogs head is it still beastiality?

You're welcome.

What was the dog wearing?

 

[mugs]

I'm trying to figure out what crime was committed. The "victim" was willingly blindfolded and restrained in a room where only he and another guy were present. Basically he was lied to about who was actually going to, eh, polish his knob.

Is it not evident to you that a non-consensual sex act took place?

 

[Markbnj]

Is it not evident to you that a non-consensual sex act took place?

Lol, no. Is it evident to you? The only thing that is evident to me is that he says he didn't consent to getting head from a guy... after he allowed himself to be bound and blindfolded in expectation of receiving anonymous sexual favors in a room where the only other human was a guy.

I'm guessing these won't be the most hopeless odds a defense attorney has ever faced.

 

[Lean L]

The fact that this ridiculous crap was reported is beyond my comprehension. What does the call sound like? "911? A man performed oral sex on me!"? It's kind of shitty I guess but this isn't far from calling the cops on someone who purposely gave you bad directions. No one is dying... kinda embarrassing though.

 

[alkemyst]

Everyone who enjoys their dick in a woman's mouth, will equally enjoy the act of a man's mouth performing the same task, in a blind "taste test". The only thing that is homosexual, is being attracted to someone of the same sex.


And, you are implying something is wrong with it: "So as a take away many above feel that after an night of man loving, simply ending the night with a kiss and a "no homo" makes it all totally fine?

Scary stuff." What would make it not totally fine? And what is scary about it?

This may be true in your homo-erotic world, but for a heterosexual man it's actually a turn off if this happened. There is more to the act than just an orifice.

 

[alkemyst]

The fact that this ridiculous crap was reported is beyond my comprehension. What does the call sound like? "911? A man performed oral sex on me!"? It's kind of shitty I guess but this isn't far from calling the cops on someone who purposely gave you bad directions. No one is dying... kinda embarrassing though.

It would fall under sexual assault and depending on the state could be a felony (blue laws)

 

[skyking]

So if the blindfold had never fallen off, was there any sex offense?

"if a blindfold falls on your wood but nobody knows about it....."

 

[Fenixgoon]

every once in a while, my home area makes the news (i lived about an hour away, but waldorf is still considered part of SOMD - the ghetto part of it). i don't think there's ever been a "good" article. last time, it was some couple who put a dildo on a sawzall...guess what happened there.

 

[ImpulsE69]

every once in a while, my home area makes the news (i lived about an hour away, but waldorf is still considered part of SOMD - the ghetto part of it). i don't think there's ever been a "good" article. last time, it was some couple who put a dildo on a sawzall...guess what happened there.

They flooded the basement?

 

[Platypus]

every once in a while, my home area makes the news (i lived about an hour away, but waldorf is still considered part of SOMD - the ghetto part of it). i don't think there's ever been a "good" article. last time, it was some couple who put a dildo on a sawzall...guess what happened there.

he fixes the cable?

 

[SlickSnake]

Just wait and see how upset he is when the video finally comes out.

 

[Mai72]

Sounds like a(n) ___________ meet and greet!