Gwyneth Paltrow Will Live On A $29 weekly Food Stamp Budget

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Lifer
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Just like everyone else I see at the grocery store using Link/foodstamps, gwyneth will also have a $500 coach purse and a $700 cell phone. She will also immediately go into the parking lot and get into a $60,000 escalade as well.

These are all things I have seen.

Unlike some of the other numbskulls in here telling people to eat styrofoam because their body will magically produce protein, yours has been a keen observation.

But the real question now is, why is that so? The obvious answer is people make poor choices. My question is why do people make poor choices?

Oh and if you think you're going to answer it with a sound bite, in one sentence, don't bother. The "they are idiots, they are stupid" morons need not apply.
 
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My second Wife back in 1987 or so had a Masters in Psychology and basically looked very good and almost lived on Zucchini and Spaghettio's at the time.

First and last time I ever ate a Quiche.

She was a bit of a Psycho even if was good in bed, there is a reason we didn't last long I guess, even if she basically proposed to me and I had to think about it hard at the time.

She regulated her intake of any food she ate.

I tried Chef boyardee raviolis once...the sauce was....toxic waste. It literally tasted like chemicals, and not like food at all. What chemicals I do not know, for I had never before and never since tasted anything quite like it. How clever marketing depts. can influence people's perception to like the stuff is a story for the ages, and would likely fascinate your psychologist ex wife, but I'm sure no one is interested in that so I won't bore you with the details.

Speaking of which, how was she a bit of a psycho? Angry all the time?
 

Rakehellion

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What I've learned from this thread:

1. Poor people are lazy and stupid and could immediately get a job and stop being poor if they wanted to.

2. Poor people are actually rich, gainfully employed con artists who are gaming the system.
 

Rakehellion

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Pretty easy to do. I would have chosen wisely, though. The first week I would get some sort of multivitamin and just eat ramen for a week or something. No big deal. Then, if you wanted to be healthier, but have relatively easy meals, you could do something like:

1 Gallon of Milk: $3.25
12 Eggs: $1.50
2 lbs. bread / buns: $2.00
1 lbs. ground beef: $5.00
1 lbs. chicken breast: $5.00
1 lbs. bag of spaghetti: $1.00
1 lbs. bag of rice: $1.25
Jar of pasta sauce: $2.00
Jar of peanut butter: $2.50

Remaining: $5.50

You can usually find some of the above for cheaper I would imagine. For instance, my local Kroger is selling 3 lbs. of ground chuck for $10.47, or like $3.49 per pound. They also have boneless pork tenderloin for $1.99 per pound. I would look for some sales like that, too.

The remaining money could be used to buy some items with more longevity. For instance, some iodized salt for a $1 and lasts a long ass time, black pepper, flour, sugar, butter. After that, I'd switch over to see what I could buy in bulk / larger quantities (ie: a 5 lbs. tube of ground beef might save $0.50 a pound or something, and you could just cut it before freezing, a bigger bag of rice, etc.).

I've lived off much worse for years. I'm still alive.

$5 a pound for ground beef and chicken? I wouldn't pay that much! You can get a whole chicken for $1 a pound and forego the beef entirely, especially at that price
 
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Why would you ask that? Oh wait ...I know... :awe:

Fuckin ATOT man.

You don't know. At best you could take a guess. Your guess would be why you would ask that question and not why I would. Most likely it would be wrong. Your projecting your own thoughts as mine is a logical fallacy. Sometimes people think alike and sometimes they don't. You can't assume they always or even often will. You think very differently than I do I'm sure.

But go ahead and guess. I will honestly tell you if you were right or wrong.
 

CZroe

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What I've learned from this thread:

1. Poor people are lazy and stupid and could immediately get a job and stop being poor if they wanted to.

2. Poor people are actually rich, gainfully employed con artists who are gaming the system.
Or, how about:
3. Poor people get a lot more benefits than simply food stamps and can often enjoy a lifestyle good enough to discourage them from looking for work.
 

lxskllr

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Or, how about:
3. Poor people get a lot more benefits than simply food stamps and can often enjoy a lifestyle good enough to discourage them from looking for work.

Sometimes it's people that were formerly doing well, but got hit by very bad circumstances. They still have the nice stuff from when they were doing well, but can't afford necessities anymore.
 

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My solution is the only one that covers the calories and vitamin intake, but costs less than $29 a week. In fact with 15lbs of sugar and a bottle of multivitamins you spend $20-22, leaving you with a cool $7 a week to splurge on styrofoam.



Not sure why you are all so stuck on conventional notions of what "food" is. Calories + vitamins = nutrition. Problem solved.
 
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My solution is the only one that covers the calories and vitamin intake, but costs less than $29 a week. In fact with 15lbs of sugar and a bottle of multivitamins you spend $20-22, leaving you with a cool $7 a week to splurge on styrofoam.



Not sure why you are all so stuck on conventional notions of what "food" is. Calories + vitamins = nutrition. Problem solved.

And your solution would leave someone dead. You need protein and you shouldn't eat styrofoam.
 

Rakehellion

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My solution is the only one that covers the calories and vitamin intake, but costs less than $29 a week. In fact with 15lbs of sugar and a bottle of multivitamins you spend $20-22, leaving you with a cool $7 a week to splurge on styrofoam.



Not sure why you are all so stuck on conventional notions of what "food" is. Calories + vitamins = nutrition. Problem solved.

Why pay for styrofoam? Businesses just give the stuff away. You can get enough yummy cardboard to last all week if you ask nicely.
 

Kaido

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Sometimes it's people that were formerly doing well, but got hit by very bad circumstances. They still have the nice stuff from when they were doing well, but can't afford necessities anymore.

I've read a couple of really great articles about the judgement that goes with poverty. There was a lady in my town who went from middle class to living in poverty & wrote a really good article about it because she came under criticism for driving a Mercedes to pick up food stamps:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/poste...n-i-drove-my-mercedes-to-pick-up-food-stamps/

And some discussion:

http://jezebel.com/white-lady-drives-mercedes-to-pick-up-food-stamps-chao-1602521193

Basically, their car was paid off & was reliable, so it made more sense to keep it than to get rid of it. Some choice quotes from both articles:

That’s the funny thing about being poor. Everyone has an opinion on it, and everyone feels entitled to share.

But what I learned there will never leave me. We didn’t deserve to be poor, any more than we deserved to be rich. Poverty is a circumstance, not a value judgment. I still have to remind myself sometimes that I was my harshest critic. That the judgment of the disadvantaged comes not just from conservative politicians and Internet trolls. It came from me, even as I was living it.

It has never confused me in the slightest why poor people want nice things, because it the same reason rich people want them. BECAUSE THEY ARE NICE.

Is there a formula for being deserving of nice things? Do you actually believe that everyone who is rich earned their wealth, or have you just been confused by an invisible system of networks, bridges, opportunity, hand-holding, inheritances, staggering debt, and even outright criminality in some cases behind it?

It's easy to judge the poor & vent your opinion, but that last bit about the rich deserving wealth is awesome...the debt, the family money, all that stuff that you don't see, but that people don't judge you out loud on. I learned the same thing about prisons...why should prisoners get television, basketball, workout equipment, etc.? Because otherwise they go bananas & need an outlet. Just because you're in a bad situation doesn't mean that you don't deserve at least some nice things, and it's so easy to get into that kind of situation...if you get sued, lose a job, have poor health & the medical bills pile up, etc. I saw a quote the other day that said something like, "it's a telling thing that the number one show in our country was about a chemistry teacher who got cancer, couldn't pay his family's bills, and turned to selling drugs to make ends meet." Bad situations happen; it's hard not to judge when they do, and that lady mentioned that she was even judging herself, so it ended up really changing her perspective on it.
 
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Wrong

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_biosynthesis


Cardboard has too much ink printed in it and left over from the recycling process. Styrofoam is completely non toxic and has no ink in it. It's also completely biodegradable and clean burning.

Fool. Where are you going to get the nitrogen for your protein biosynthesis? You can't fix nitrogen yourself, you need to consume it in your diet.
 

Kaido

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Cardboard has too much ink printed in it and left over from the recycling process. Styrofoam is completely non toxic and has no ink in it. It's also completely biodegradable and clean burning.

Ah, but they print ink using soy ink these days. Therefore you can get cardboard wet and use it as sushi!

dwightshrute.exe
 

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Lifer
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Fool. Where are you going to get the nitrogen for your protein biosynthesis? You can't fix nitrogen yourself, you need to consume it in your diet.

OMG youar so dumb! Air is like 78% nitrogean man! You just swallow it and your stomache converts it into protein!!!111 You just don't have the guts to do it because you worried you get gassy! Haha I learned this by reading Reader's Digest once while my CPU was doing protien folding!!111
 

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If my budget was $29 a week, I would supplement it with fishing and hunting when seasonal. Also, I would grow a garden to have seasonal vegetables.

That said, $29 a week would still put me on a "starvation" diet.
 

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I'll just leave this here. I've seen a dozen or so of these while working at a convenience store. The guy drove off in a blacked out 2015 300C with the license plate of something along the lines of "urhookup"
 

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I tried Chef boyardee raviolis once...the sauce was....toxic waste. It literally tasted like chemicals, and not like food at all. What chemicals I do not know, for I had never before and never since tasted anything quite like it. How clever marketing depts. can influence people's perception to like the stuff is a story for the ages, and would likely fascinate your psychologist ex wife, but I'm sure no one is interested in that so I won't bore you with the details.

Speaking of which, how was she a bit of a psycho? Angry all the time?

I won't go into many details.

Yeah angry all the time, was on Prozac, childhood issues, even ground her teeth at night sometimes.

She stopped taking it for a period, shit really hit the fan.

I haven't even seen her in over 25 years I guess.

Nuff of that
 

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Lifer
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I won't go into many details.

Yeah angry all the time, was on Prozac, childhood issues, even ground her teeth at night sometimes.

She stopped taking it for a period, shit really hit the fan.

I haven't even seen her in over 25 years I guess.

Nuff of that

Thanks for answering. I was just curious. How the human mind works, or doesn't sometimes, fascinates me. It's a very complex subject.
 

gotsmack

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Ok, I've decided it's time to put up or shut up. Starting next week I'm going to be on the $29 SNAP grocery challenge. If I hang out with my friends at a restaurant I'll just get water and no eating their food also no eating at family and friend's houses. I'll allow myself to ration out bulk items like quinoa and oil since if I were really on SNAP I would buy a big bag of grain anyway. In my case I'll ration out protein powder and charge per scoop. I'll report back in a week.

If I buy anything from Costco I'll subtract $1.06 to cover 1 week worth of membership and samples at Costco are allowed if I do any shopping at Costco.
 
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