Haha God you're very funny...

[GL]

I haven't been to church since April. I decided I'd be hypocritical to live my life one way and then go to church every Sunday not believing 50% of the stuff they were saying. Anyways, my parents "forced" me to go for Christmas mass and I eventually obliged.

The church was packed and I decided to stand...and who comes to stand beside me? The world's hottest girl. Natalie Portman look alike. At this church, before mass, the priest tells everybody to meet a stranger. This girl turns around and puts her hand out and says "hi"...I was stunned...probably had the look a deer does when they run onto the road and stare at the driver of the car that's about to ram them. But I managed to splurt out a "nice to meet you". For the whole mass all I could think of was her. When everybody went to shake hands again 3/4 of the way through the mass, we again shook hands and I musta blushed like a damn tomato, but so did she

Damn, she was so hot. Tall (probably 5'10"), slim, with knee-high black leather boots and a really long, slim fitting jean skirt with a slit down the side. And a funky brown jacket. But what stands out most were her eyes...they were this deep brown with the most beautiful eyelashes.

The idiot in me never asked for her name when I had two good chances (well one anyways). I'm not sure if she even attends mass regularly and that church wasn't my "regular" one anyways. I pretty much fumbled the ball like I do all the time and I don't think I'll get any second chances. God...you're damn funny...if only you'd quit being so at my expense I think I could laugh!

 

[FrogDog]

I was forced to go to church today as well. I didn't meet any hot chicks though.

 

[toph99]

ask everyone that was there that you know to see if they know who she is

 

[Murphyrulez]

God was telling you to get back to that church next sunday.





Don't let the chance pass you by! You will call yourself a tool later!

Paul

 

[yobarman]

hahah she was one of god's minions just to be a dick tease.

 

[tecumseh]

Any hot Nuns?

 

[notfred]

I didn't realize god read ATOT.

 

[VirusDub]

Lucky bastard, all the girls at the church I used to go to were ugly as crap.

 

[RoninRXN]

Hahahah! Well, I suggest you go back at least a few more times to see if she's there. If not, and you still don't wanna go to church, then bail.

My church is full of hot girls.

 

[monto]

<< I didn't realize god read ATOT. >>

haha

 

[kgraeme]

Ah man, what a sad, sad story. You're given a gift like that and you don't even take it home? Hell, I don't believe in a god, but when something like that happens you can't ignore it.

 

[ViperMagic]

Well I have this scorching hot friend (even though she'll aruge endless shes fat & ugly, when shes neiter) who dates exclusively out of her Religous group!

 

[GL]

I'm torn. I may not agree with the Church enough to call myself one of its members. But I respect it enough that I wouldn't go to mass and mack on one of the parishioners

I've got a very good friend that goes every Sunday. I will get him to do some surveillance for me!

 

[SaltBoy]

Good grief...

pics?

 

Your going to hell for thinking about sex during church!

 

[wfbberzerker]

hey if i met a really hot chick at my synagogue who said hi to me, id hit that place like i was a rabbi.



go for it.

 

[erikiksaz]

hah, guess why my buddy decided to go to church....for the girls!!

 

[bigrash]

dammit, i'm not christian, but it's stories like this that makes me wanna go to church

 

[jthsmak]

<< I didn't realize god read ATOT. >>


Of course I read ATOT.

 

[JDJ]

<< I've got a very good friend that goes every Sunday. I will get him to do some surveillance for me! >>



Hope he's a REALLY good friend. If she's a Natalie Portman look a like, I'd be hard pressed not to make a move myself

 

[GL]

<<

<< I've got a very good friend that goes every Sunday. I will get him to do some surveillance for me! >>



Hope he's a REALLY good friend. If she's a Natalie Portman look a like, I'd be hard pressed not to make a move myself >>



He's got a weird fetish for blondes that makes him regard brunettes et al as not being worthy of his attention. Guess it works out to my advantage this time around.

 

[BaliBabyDoc]

dammit, i'm not christian, but it's stories like this that makes me wanna go to church
Don't worry most of the people there aren't Christian either.

God did say go forward and be fruitful . . .

 

[N8Magic]

*ahem*

No one has asked for..... PICS?

 

[luvya]

<< Hahahah! Well, I suggest you go back at least a few more times to see if she's there. If not, and you still don't wanna go to church, then bail.

My church is full of hot girls. >>



which church you go to? me just wondering..

 

[MichaelD]

Churchgoing girls = a bunch of frontin' chicks who just pretend to be "all goodness and holy.". My goodness, did I say "frontin'?" That's a foreign term to many of you young folk. That was hip-talk back in the early 1980's (you know, prehistoric-times) I know quite a few women that are the "churchgoing" type. They are the biggest hoes you'd ever want to meet. All they are looking for is a "Daddy" for their kids (they are ALL single moms...ever think maybe there is a reason why they are single? Psycho, maybe?) Anyway, they all dress up at 0800 on Sunday morning and carry their leather-bound bibles to the service...meanwhile just a few hours before, they were bumpin' uglies with some cowboy they picked up at the local meat-market (club, to you youngins's) I hate hypocrites.