Haha, I just woke my girlfriend up

[toekramp]

She needed to get up to do some homework that she hadn't finished (just wanted to take a bit of a nap) so she asked me to wake her up around 3. So i was leaning over her kinda of shaking her to wake her up and her eyes opened up a bit. So I was like, "Hey babe, you need to get up to do your project' and she's like 'it's ok...there is a contrast of people'

wtf i love the random things people say when they are still sleeping.

long story short -> she's once again sleeping

 

[gopunk]

lol... that's pretty funny

 

[NewSc2]

that was by far the most interesting post i have ever seen in my life

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Ugh... she asked you to wake her up because she knew she'd have problems waking herself up and getting back to work. Wake her up again, she asked for your help.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Ugh... she asked you to wake her up because she knew she'd have problems waking herself up and getting back to work. Wake her up again, she asked for your help.

eh, i've been requested to do such things on similar occassions...i know when there is a chance she'll wake up; this is not one of them. i'll just wake her a$$ up @ 6am with some cold water

 

[ThaGrandCow]

The slip her the <I think you know what to put here>

Worst case - she wakes up "I was just trying to wake you up in a way you'd like"
Best case - she doesn't wake up

Feel free to switch best and worst around if you need.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The slip her the <I think you know what to put here>

Worst case - she wakes up "I was just trying to wake you up in a way you'd like"
Best case - she doesn't wake up

Feel free to switch best and worst around if you need.

hahaha

 

[petejk]

 

[petejk]

Originally posted by: toekramp
She needed to get up to do some homework that she hadn't finished (just wanted to take a bit of a nap) so she asked me to wake her up around 3. So i was leaning over her kinda of shaking her to wake her up and her eyes opened up a bit. So I was like, "Hey babe, you need to get up to do your project' and she's like 'it's ok...there is a contrast of people'

wtf i love the random things people say when they are still sleeping.

long story short -> she's once again sleeping

once I was sleeping next to my girl....she started talking to me.......she asked if if I "want to play" in chinese.
it was pretty damn funny.

I was like WTF!!! and she all tried to play it off like she didn't say anything...hahahha

 

[Scouzer]

ugh, my dad would always give me weather reports for pilots (his job)...

he'd talk to me in zulu time and weather lingo and give me an aircraft name and all...

quite difficult to get him up

 

[Buttzilla]

i actually said 'i'm trying to kill diablo' before....she freaked out and thought i was talking to the devil. took me forever to explain that i was talking about Diablo II the game...hahaha

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
ugh, my dad would always give me weather reports for pilots (his job)...

he'd talk to me in zulu time and weather lingo and give me an aircraft name and all...

quite difficult to get him up

LOL

 

[Zugzwang152]

face full of wang should get her up

 

[Omegachi]

Originally posted by: Buttzilla
i actually said 'i'm trying to kill diablo' before....she freaked out and thought i was talking to the devil. took me forever to explain that i was talking about Diablo II the game...hahaha

hahaha

 

[ElFenix]

dude you've been here since june 2001 and i think most of your posts have come in the last 24 hours

 

[MrDingleDangle]

i once woke up telling my girlfriend "there is enough endoplasmic ruticulum"...

i do stuff like that all the tim when im studying to much...

 

[screw3d]

Originally posted by: Buttzilla
i actually said 'i'm trying to kill diablo' before....she freaked out and thought i was talking to the devil. took me forever to explain that i was talking about Diablo II the game...hahaha

Good one!

 

[ParagonX]

Once my girlfriend woke me up and i asked "Do you want to add a phone?" I was working for Sprint PCS at the time doing activations.... i still have nightmares about that place.

 

[Chaotic42]

I scream Russian babble and math stuff when people try to wake me up. Even when they don't.


<----Night terrors

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: toekramp
She needed to get up to do some homework that she hadn't finished (just wanted to take a bit of a nap) so she asked me to wake her up around 3. So i was leaning over her kinda of shaking her to wake her up and her eyes opened up a bit. So I was like, "Hey babe, you need to get up to do your project' and she's like 'it's ok...there is a contrast of people'

wtf i love the random things people say when they are still sleeping.

long story short -> she's once again sleeping

sigh..there r more interresting ways of waking up your gf..you have a lot to learn padawan

 

[Cable God]

hahahaha, I DIDN'T let mine go to sleep lastnight! woo hoo!

 

Pull all the covers off her bed with one big yank. It's hilarious to see how they react.

 

[rocadelpunk]

pic's plz? : D

 

[chin311]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
pic's plz? : D

 

[Modeps]

my college roomate once, from a sound sleep sat up and said "Michael Bolton" then lied back down. He's odd.