.....on my 15 year old daughter's window, that is.
So, last night I'm in my home office, busy on the computer helping one of ATOT's well intentioned but confused virgins. Suddenly, I hear Mrs. Carbo burst forth from our bedroom, naked, and run into our daughter's room. She was at her window talking to her latest lil' dirtbag boyfriend, who was planning on coming letting himself in for some snuggle time.
Upon seeing the bedroom door fly open and my naked wife, they, (lover boy brought a friend along for support), run like roaches on crack, into the sultry Florida night.
"Carbo", she hollers, some boys are trying to get into our precious lil' girls window. Get 'em!"
I spring into action. My weapon was already holstered, and out the door I went. But the two who would dare to sully my daughter were no where to be found. But, HAHA, look at this.........there's a strange car parked in front of my house. Hmm....wonder who it belongs to??
I lie in wait for the two dolts to come back and retrieve their vehicle. Sure enough, only about three minutes later Dumb and Dumber slink through the darkness and into the car. I let 'em go. I'm setting a trap for next time. You KNOW this idiot thinks he got away with something.
The question is, do I set the steel claw bear trap I have in my garage, just beneath my daughter's window? Or, is there something more, um, special anyone can suggest?
So, last night I'm in my home office, busy on the computer helping one of ATOT's well intentioned but confused virgins. Suddenly, I hear Mrs. Carbo burst forth from our bedroom, naked, and run into our daughter's room. She was at her window talking to her latest lil' dirtbag boyfriend, who was planning on coming letting himself in for some snuggle time.
Upon seeing the bedroom door fly open and my naked wife, they, (lover boy brought a friend along for support), run like roaches on crack, into the sultry Florida night.
"Carbo", she hollers, some boys are trying to get into our precious lil' girls window. Get 'em!"
I spring into action. My weapon was already holstered, and out the door I went. But the two who would dare to sully my daughter were no where to be found. But, HAHA, look at this.........there's a strange car parked in front of my house. Hmm....wonder who it belongs to??
I lie in wait for the two dolts to come back and retrieve their vehicle. Sure enough, only about three minutes later Dumb and Dumber slink through the darkness and into the car. I let 'em go. I'm setting a trap for next time. You KNOW this idiot thinks he got away with something.
The question is, do I set the steel claw bear trap I have in my garage, just beneath my daughter's window? Or, is there something more, um, special anyone can suggest?