Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: Beau
Or maybe buy your daughter a chastity belt (ala Men In Tights).
Its just my opinion, but if his daughter sees them after they have pissed/shat themselves, any romantic interest on her part will be gone. All Carbo has to do is chamber a round (or, hell, even use an unloaded weapon, though I dont recommend that), say "freeze", then ask the Mrs. to put on a robe and bring their daughter outside, he has something to show her.
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Place garden tools like a garden rake and hoe (insert required joke here) with the teeth and blade facing upwards outside your daughter's window, that way when they step on them and it snaps up and hits them in the face, you can blame it on clutter rather than setting a deliberate trap when they try and sue you. Cutting the handle short (for work in confined areas/so it hits them in the groin) also works.
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Two words....
Clay More
Originally posted by: Rufio
so your wife calls your CARBO in real life??
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: Beau
Or maybe buy your daughter a chastity belt (ala Men In Tights).
Its just my opinion, but if his daughter sees them after they have pissed/shat themselves, any romantic interest on her part will be gone. All Carbo has to do is chamber a round (or, hell, even use an unloaded weapon, though I dont recommend that), say "freeze", then ask the Mrs. to put on a robe and bring their daughter outside, he has something to show her.
His wife naked again?
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Place garden tools like a garden rake and hoe (insert required joke here) with the teeth and blade facing upwards outside your daughter's window, that way when they step on them and it snaps up and hits them in the face, you can blame it on clutter rather than setting a deliberate trap when they try and sue you. Cutting the handle short (for work in confined areas/so it hits them in the groin) also works.
um, that only works in cartoons.
Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: Rufio
so your wife calls your CARBO in real life??
He's really a mountain lion too.
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Place garden tools like a garden rake and hoe (insert required joke here) with the teeth and blade facing upwards outside your daughter's window, that way when they step on them and it snaps up and hits them in the face, you can blame it on clutter rather than setting a deliberate trap when they try and sue you. Cutting the handle short (for work in confined areas/so it hits them in the groin) also works.
um, that only works in cartoons.
It works very well in real life. Trust me.
Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Place garden tools like a garden rake and hoe (insert required joke here) with the teeth and blade facing upwards outside your daughter's window, that way when they step on them and it snaps up and hits them in the face, you can blame it on clutter rather than setting a deliberate trap when they try and sue you. Cutting the handle short (for work in confined areas/so it hits them in the groin) also works.
um, that only works in cartoons.
It works very well in real life. Trust me.
ShotgunSteve's other nick is OneNutNorm
Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Place garden tools like a garden rake and hoe (insert required joke here) with the teeth and blade facing upwards outside your daughter's window, that way when they step on them and it snaps up and hits them in the face, you can blame it on clutter rather than setting a deliberate trap when they try and sue you. Cutting the handle short (for work in confined areas/so it hits them in the groin) also works.
um, that only works in cartoons.
It works very well in real life. Trust me.
ShotgunSteve's other nick is OneNutNorm
Originally posted by: Carbo
.....on my 15 year old daughter's window, that is.
So, last night I'm in my home office, busy on the computer helping one of ATOT's well intentioned but confused virgins. Suddenly, I hear Mrs. Carbo burst forth from our bedroom, naked, and run into our daughter's room. She was at her window talking to her latest lil' dirtbag boyfriend, who was planning on coming letting himself in for some snuggle time.
Upon seeing the bedroom door fly open and my naked wife, they, (lover boy brought a friend along for support), run like roaches on crack, into the sultry Florida night.
"Carbo", she hollers, some boys are trying to get into our precious lil' girls window. Get 'em!"
I spring into action. My weapon was already holstered, and out the door I went. But the two who would dare to sully my daughter were no where to be found. But, HAHA, look at this.........there's a strange car parked in front of my house. Hmm....wonder who it belongs to??
I lie in wait for the two dolts to come back and retrieve their vehicle. Sure enough, only about three minutes later Dumb and Dumber slink through the darkness and into the car. I let 'em go. I'm setting a trap for next time. You KNOW this idiot thinks he got away with something.
The question is, do I set the steel claw bear trap I have in my garage, just beneath my daughter's window? Or, is there something more, um, special anyone can suggest?
Originally posted by: Gravity
pics?:camera:
Originally posted by: Carbo
.....on my 15 year old daughter's window, that is.
So, last night I'm in my home office, busy on the computer helping one of ATOT's well intentioned but confused virgins. Suddenly, I hear Mrs. Carbo burst forth from our bedroom, naked, and run into our daughter's room. She was at her window talking to her latest lil' dirtbag boyfriend, who was planning on coming letting himself in for some snuggle time.
Upon seeing the bedroom door fly open and my naked wife, they, (lover boy brought a friend along for support), run like roaches on crack, into the sultry Florida night.
"Carbo", she hollers, some boys are trying to get into our precious lil' girls window. Get 'em!"
I spring into action. My weapon was already holstered, and out the door I went. But the two who would dare to sully my daughter were no where to be found. But, HAHA, look at this.........there's a strange car parked in front of my house. Hmm....wonder who it belongs to??
I lie in wait for the two dolts to come back and retrieve their vehicle. Sure enough, only about three minutes later Dumb and Dumber slink through the darkness and into the car. I let 'em go. I'm setting a trap for next time. You KNOW this idiot thinks he got away with something.
The question is, do I set the steel claw bear trap I have in my garage, just beneath my daughter's window? Or, is there something more, um, special anyone can suggest?
Originally posted by: Chrono
Carbo, man, saying any word related to a female gender in some form will attrack the AT no g/f geeks like mad, resulting in "pics" comments.
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Chrono
Carbo, man, saying any word related to a female gender in some form will attrack the AT no g/f geeks like mad, resulting in "pics" comments.
hey, wait, I have a wife, 4 kids and don't consider myself a geek and I would still like to see pics.
Originally posted by: Carbo
You guys are too funny! 25 replies and not one helpful suggestion on dealing with the interloper. There seems to be an unusual gush of interest in my wife's naked form.