Haha

[BD231]

OMG!!! When I got to my desk from lunch I'd washed my hands so I needed some lotion. When I picked up the bottle the damn bottle top broke off and lotion got everywhere!!!! A big mess on my pants, my top, my desk, even my shoes! well being the pervert that I am I thought about you hehehe

*YES*

Boody call #3, I'm such a whore .

She has a music video body I've been thinking about since the day I got this new fuggin job. . . . , k that was 3 weeks ago but HEY, a dream is a dream. She's just that hot, 24, straight youthfull lookin white girl. About to tear it up, good gawd.

She cut out her sis in the pic :|. I'm going to have to be careful around her sis cus I'm getting that feelin about her too!

Oh jesus. . . ., 2 chicks at once. . . . . I'll give it a shot. Gotta feel these two out first though.

 

[Enfer Singe]

it's not a booty call

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Pics, n00b.

 

[Rogue]

TTIWWP

What's sad is you masturbate with your hand so much that you now equate the addition of lotion to the experience as a "hot chick." Get some real sex.

 

[Praetorian7]

:camera:'s??

 

[JParker001]

ROFL, that's funny!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: BD231
OMG!!! When I got to my desk from lunch I'd washed my hands so I needed some lotion. When I picked up the bottle the damn bottle top broke off and lotion got everywhere!!!! A big mess on my pants, my top, my desk, even my shoes! well being the pervert that I am I thought about you hehehe

*YES*

Boody call #3, I'm such a whore .

Clearly, you are the bukkake master, in her eyes, at least. Either that or a creepy pervert.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

- Reminds of me of a similar incident at work. A female co-worker had too much hand lotion on and offered it too me. I had to exercise maximum constraint and not yell out - "Yeah baby! Right Here!!! ".

 

[SagaLore]

What was your reply back to her?

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: BD231
OMG!!! When I got to my desk from lunch I'd washed my hands so I needed some lotion. When I picked up the bottle the damn bottle top broke off and lotion got everywhere!!!! A big mess on my pants, my top, my desk, even my shoes! well being the pervert that I am I thought about you hehehe

*YES*

Boody call #3, I'm such a whore .

Clearly, you are the bukkake master, in her eyes, at least. Either that or a creepy pervert.

"in her eyes" Oooooh, the pun!

 

[Eli]

That's a MAN, baby! :Q

 

[Inappropriate4AT]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
What was your reply back to her?

I'm sure it was something like this:

"The office computers are for official business use only, please do not distract me from my work, thank you. I would hate to have to report you, you dirty corporate whore."

 

[hypn0tik]

Linky no work.

 

[mcvickj]

Your link doesn't work. Remove the S from https://

 

[BD231]

Originally posted by: mcvickj
Your link doesn't work. Remove the S from https://

I can't, crap a** anandtech linkage keeps adding that damn S!

 

[BD231]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
What was your reply back to her?

Haha, I'd of been all over that one.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Eli
That's a MAN, baby! :Q

QFFT! Who cares about the body, she's got manface.

 

[BD231]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: Eli
That's a MAN, baby! :Q

QFFT! Who cares about the body, she's got manface.

Pffft, you'd beat.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: BD231

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: Eli
That's a MAN, baby! :Q

QFFT! Who cares about the body, she's got manface.

Pffft, you'd beat.

Eh?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Enfer Singe
it's not a booty call

Seriously, unless I'm missing something what did she say in that email to make you think she implied booty?

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

ORFL ,OP is bad at telling stories.

 

[chuckywang]

Are you sure that's a girl? Have you actually seen the promised land?

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: BD231

Originally posted by: mcvickj
Your link doesn't work. Remove the S from https://

I can't, crap a** anandtech linkage keeps adding that damn S!

Uh, no. crap ass BD231 is clicking the https button instead of the http button.

PEBKAC