HAHAHAHAHAH...... So my girlfriend wakes me up in the middle of the night...

[aphex]

Apparently i rolled onto her side of the bed.... So she nudges me, and trys to get me to roll over, and i half-way wake up...... and blurt out "Only if you show me how to cook it!"

WTF!? I didnt recall saying this, but she bursted out laughing right then and woke me up completely. After what she told me i said i couldnt stop laughing either for about 20 minutes...

Anyone else wake up and just blurt out random things?

Kinda reminds me of dory from finding nemo...

 

[StageLeft]

Mrsskoorb once woke me from a sleep where apparently I was mumbling "cut her head off and boil her brains!". J/k

 

[Aftermath]

I once asked my wife what level she was at.

 

[Scouzer]

I fell asleep talking on the phone once...but I kept talking. Apparently I just went monotone and said 'The gatorade...its on the microphone...its facing away'...then she laughed at me and I woke back up. I don't rememer saying it..

 

[caitlion]

my best friend and i used to do that a lot. my mom does it sometimes too. i actually used to fall asleep on the phone with my bf sometimes at nite and he said i would say the weirdest things to him... my mom and i can have conversations while were sleeping and not remember any of it hehe once i woke my mom up on the couch and she was talking about "the aliens" and how "the light on the lens" was too bright. what a weirdo. anyway, yeah, my best friend, my mom, and i all like to talk in our sleep..

also, my friend and i have gotten up in the middle of the nite a few times and started to get ready for school. well actually ive only done it once. i walked out of my room with my backpack on and my brother just got home.. hes like "what are you doing?" and i told him i was going to school and he thought i was trying to sneak out.. but really im just dumb. the end.

(sorry this is all mixed up.. i just woke up and cant think straight )

 

[conjur]

When I was a kid, I was watching some late-night western with my dad one time. I kept dozing off and on and finally went asleep. I won't up and blurted out, "What about the elephants?!"

He busted out laughing and I couldn't figure out why!

The best is catching my daughters do it. Just puts a BIG smile on my face!

 

[isasir]

I've sometimes done that after a certain activity and she wants to talk, but I want to sleep, and I'm trying hard to stay awake.

 

[TheAudit]

Originally posted by: Aftermath
I once asked my wife what level she was at.

That's really bad!!

 

[cressida]

One time I feel asleep in a basement lounge and my friend (group member) and our professor walked by to show him our current project in the basement lab. For some reason I was dreaming about smoking herbs and I said out loud "dam* man, that is some good a$$ wee*".

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

just keep cooking, just keep cooking, just keep cooking...

 

[lilFajita]

one time, I woke up and I was lying on my back and pumping my arms like I was running or something. It was so strange, and rather embarrassing. I also do say strange things when I am half asleep, and tend to get really annoyed with the other person for not understanding what I mean

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: Aftermath
I once asked my wife what level she was at.

Bwahhaha!

Usually I'm very quiet when I sleep with my gf, but sometimes I'll just roll over on her side and she yells at me and I tell her to hush up.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

i had a dream one night that I was in the Brady Bunch show where they go to hawaii and I was looking for a treasure map that was hidden behind a painting in the hotel room. My wife woke up to see me holding the 4 ' x 3' (heavy as sh!t) print that we had hangin above our headboard. She was like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! lol

 

[dabuddha]

My wife tells me that I tend to argue in my sleep She can rarely understand what I'm mumbling though.

 

[caitlion]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
i had a dream one night that I was in the Brady Bunch show where they go to hawaii and I was looking for a treasure map that was hidden behind a painting in the hotel room. My wife woke up to see me holding the 4 ' x 3' (heavy as sh!t) print that we had hangin above our headboard. She was like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! lol

hahaha

you win

 

[caitlion]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
i had a dream one night that I was in the Brady Bunch show where they go to hawaii and I was looking for a treasure map that was hidden behind a painting in the hotel room. My wife woke up to see me holding the 4 ' x 3' (heavy as sh!t) print that we had hangin above our headboard. She was like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! lol

hahaha

you win

 

[Izzo]

My dad and I were driving to Florida a couple years ago. He was driving and I was sleeping in the back seat. I had one of those "I'm falling" moments where you wake up with a loud gasp. I'm sure he thought I saw something that was going to lead to an accident or our demise. Needless to say it scared the shiet out of him.

Another time, I woke up in the middle of the night. I was sleeping on my side and my arm was DEAD asleep. Usually you can feel that pins and needle sensation. But not this time. I had absolutely no feeling in my arm. So I rolled onto my back and lifted my arm up with my other arm to inspect it. When I was done, it seemed like a good idea in my groggy state to let go of my arm and go back to sleep. Well, it came crashing down and I punched myself in the face.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

me and my other aptmate was tlaking while my roommate was sleeping...usually he's a light sleeper and complains to us if we're too loud. I thought we were a bit too loud when i blurted out something...but my other aptmate was laughing and i told him "what did peter say?"....

"damn it...i have so much lag!!"

AHAHAHAA



k another time, i had to wake peter up for his exam, and he was semi half awake..i told him "you're going to miss your test!!!!"...

his response?

(we were playing lotsa diablo II lod at the time)

"what are you talking about? i can't miss, i have guided arrow attack!"

I laughed out sooo hard that it kinda woke him up and he kinda remembered what he said and we just sat there laughing out butts off



one time i farted in class because i was dreaming i was at home studying and it's ok to fart when you're home....
it was loud and lotsa people laughed

 

[bernse]

I don't talk too much, but I've been known to twitch. A couple weeks ago, I guess I twitched so much I almost sat bolt upright. Scared the hell out of my wife and the cat. She turned on the light to make sure I was OK, but I was soundly sleeping away. The cats fur was standing on end.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
me and my other aptmate was tlaking while my roommate was sleeping...usually he's a light sleeper and complains to us if we're too loud. I thought we were a bit too loud when i blurted out something...but my other aptmate was laughing and i told him "what did peter say?"....

"damn it...i have so much lag!!"

AHAHAHAA



k another time, i had to wake peter up for his exam, and he was semi half awake..i told him "you're going to miss your test!!!!"...

his response?

(we were playing lotsa diablo II lod at the time)

"what are you talking about? i can't miss, i have guided arrow attack!"

I laughed out sooo hard that it kinda woke him up and he kinda remembered what he said and we just sat there laughing out butts off



one time i farted in class because i was dreaming i was at home studying and it's ok to fart when you're home....
it was loud and lotsa people laughed

That reminds me of the time I was playing Final Fantasy X and when I was asleep one night, there was a huge bang from the thunderstorm outside and I just sat up straight and was envisioning Final Fantasy X and saw 10,000,000,000 hitpoints and I said "Damn we're all dead." Hard to read sentence but I'm not too sure how to clean it up

 

[Geekbabe]

Rotflmao! I am witness to some amazing commentary at night,my dreams should be so action packed!

 

[MacBaine]

PowerMac4Ever screams at me in his sleep (we sleep on opposite sides of the room FYI)

 

[phreakah]

My girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night once and kept nudging me, saying "I NEED A DOLLAR I NEED A DOLLAR".. iwas like whaa??? and i figured she was still half-asleep, so i just tapped her hand and said "here you go".. in the morning i was like.. what was up with the i need a dollar thing? and at first she was like.. whaaa?? then she said OH! I had a dream that i was at the swap meet and i saw something i REALLY wanted, but i didnt have a dollar....

we laughed for a pretty long time that morning

 

[AbsolutDealage]

Evidently, I giggled like a schoolgirl just before I fell asleep last night (or so says my fiance anyways) *shrug*

 

[XZeroII]

the moment I start talking about AT in my dreams is the day I quit cold turkey.