Halloween Special - Attack Alligator = $14000

[MasterFlash]

Attack Alligator

 

[arcenite]

That's a Bill Gate's halloween toy if i've ever seen one..

Bill

 

[ReiAyanami]

kinda like the SNL shark

 

[ReiAyanami]

but not a hot deal, as besides it being the cost of a car, its "Custom built just for you. Allow 5-6 weeks for delivery"

which means too late for halloweeny anyway

 

[Slaben]

FYI We had these at the Rainforest Cafe. Very high maintanence!

 

[Spoooon]

If I was rich, Halloween would be so much fun.

 

[Sleeping]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
If I was rich, Halloween would be so much fun.

If you were rich, I would trick or treat at your house.

 

[ziptree]

"Due to the seasonal nature of Halloween-related products, returned items must be received in our warehouse by 10/24/03. After 10/24/03, defective products will be replaced with the same product after the defect has been verified. Special-ordered products are custom made for you, and all sales are final. Thank you for understanding. "



"Hi, I'd like to return this $14,000 alligator...Yes, that's right, an alligator. Thank you"

 

[BG4533]

That place has some pretty cool stuff:

 

[mellondust]

This is the kind of thing that would be fun to put next to your sidewalk and scare kids going past your house. How would you like to see that coming out of the shadows and bushes! Ha Ha!

 

['BARtMAN']

If I had enough I'd rather get this sucker... Put a little sound track in the background of the hissing, you'll give any kid walking by nightmares of a 15 foot alien for a year (also this is a bit cheaper)

It's actually a pretty cool site, lots of haunted house stuff... along with normal decorations most of you would be wanting to buy at pretty good prices... Some of the stuff might be a spoiler to you if you go to a lot of haunted houses, like their animatroics section, which I just saw that alligator for cheaper...

 

[DealyDo]

The real thing would be much cheaper and have a greater range of attack than this.

 

[daniel1113]

You?ve heard of the Croc Hunter. Now you can turn the tables on your party guests with a life-size mechanical alligator that lunges 5' and opens wide! This vicious industrial-strength piece is extremely durable. Includes a powerful monitor amp, a cassette player and tape of fierce alligator sounds. Requires a 100-psi air compressor, AC power and an 18' x 4' area for operation. Unit should be bolted to the floor.

Still uses a tape? For $14,000 it should have a full digital audio system... lol

 

[robber]

Try this - If you already have an air compressor, total cost should be ~$50.00.....
Except, of course, for the lawsuits....

BodySlinger

 

[nealr]

Originally posted by: Slaben
FYI We had these at the Rainforest Cafe. Very high maintanence!

That's the first thing I thought of.. they have one at the rainforest cafe near me.

 

[VictorLazlo]

Not hot.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: Sleeping

Originally posted by: Spoooon
If I was rich, Halloween would be so much fun.

If you were rich, I would trick or treat at your house.

LOL

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: VictorLazlo
Not hot.

It's not supposed to be, it's a JOKE. Lighten up ppl.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

To make this a better deal:

Real alligator: $500
Insurance policy in case it bites somebody: $10,000
Total cost: $10,500

Savings: $3,500.00

No maintainance required. No batteries, no electricity, no lubrication. From November 1st to the next October when you need it again it can just roam the neighborhood freely feeding on dogs, cats and small children. It's also a lot scarier. When people find out the fake gator is fake it can't scare them anymore, but a real gator is always scary.

 

[MustISO]

I found the alligator at another site for $8800. Now that's a hot deal!

 

[Harvey]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
To make this a better deal:

Real alligator: $500
Insurance policy in case it bites somebody: $10,000
Total cost: $10,500

Savings: $3,500.00

No maintainance required. No batteries, no electricity, no lubrication. From November 1st to the next October when you need it again it can just roam the neighborhood freely feeding on dogs, cats and small children. It's also a lot scarier. When people find out the fake gator is fake it can't scare them anymore, but a real gator is always scary.

Questions?

1. What good is this deal if the price doesn't include the moat and drawbridge?

2. How many guests in a can of Purina Gator Chow?

 

[Lash444]

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
That's a Bill Gate's halloween toy if i've ever seen one..

Bill Gates is not a spendthrift. He wouldn't buy one of those in a million years. He plays like $5 blackjack at the casino....i mean come on.

 

[TTM77]

Originally posted by: Lash444

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
That's a Bill Gate's halloween toy if i've ever seen one..

Bill Gates is not a spendthrift. He wouldn't buy one of those in a million years. He plays like $5 blackjack at the casino....i mean come on.

sssshhhhhhhh.. becareful, your WinXP might crash.

 

[Duckstab]

Here are some more nifty items for a happy halloween, or doomsday, you pick.


Villan Supply

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Harvey

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
To make this a better deal:

Real alligator: $500
Insurance policy in case it bites somebody: $10,000
Total cost: $10,500

Savings: $3,500.00

No maintainance required. No batteries, no electricity, no lubrication. From November 1st to the next October when you need it again it can just roam the neighborhood freely feeding on dogs, cats and small children. It's also a lot scarier. When people find out the fake gator is fake it can't scare them anymore, but a real gator is always scary.

Questions?

1. What good is this deal if the price doesn't include the moat and drawbridge?

2. How many guests in a can of Purina Gator Chow?

1) The fake gator didn't include a moat and drawbridge either, so the cost savings remain the same. Quite frankly, if you own your own gator you should have no trouble "convincing" people to provide free labor.

2) It varies. It depends on how many guests show up with beer for you and how many show up expecting to drink your beer.