I am one of the people lucky to know Paige in person and to have the opportunity to see her on a semi-regular basis (read: once every three months, ), and I can assure all of you that unless she's discovered a recipe for dark matter, she certainly doesn't weigh 375 pounds.
Happy birthday, Paige!!! Would you be free for dinner or maybe the Pike Place Market this coming week to celebrate? We could hit up the Elliot Bay Bookstore.
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Even if you can't make it up here, I'm going there this next weekend. Man, I miss that place!
Cheers!
Nate