Happy Canada Day!

[HannibalX]

Yeah, all you Canukes go get drunk, oh wait! Your already drunk! Canada Sux0rs!!

(j/k Peeps, really Happy Canada Day )

 

[dennilfloss]

Canadian Sunrise (Prairie Oyster) (love that band name )

 

[Michael]

Canada Day!

This year I'm going to go find myself a flag and fly it in front of my house (my street is filling with American flags as I live in the Us now).

Michael

 

[UG]

http://www.dnc.net/users/garrenmg/humor/eh.htm

BUB Interprets that FAMOUS Canadian phrase *EH*!

Subject: Understanding Canadians

It has come to my attention that some people are having a tough time understanding Canadians like myself. So I am going to run through a very brief translation of the Canadian dialect and hopefully ease some minds out there.

EH= pronounced AY (similar but not the same as huh)

Eh is a useful word that is very important and is the basis of all Canadian communications.It is used in conjunction with other words, or simply by itself. The tone or the slight difference in exclamations also changes the meaning.

Eh= what did you say?
Eh?= what do you think
EH?= something to say just to end a sentence
Eh!!= WOW!!
EH!?= what do you mean?
Eh??= your joking!!!??
EH!!= Hello..you off in the distance!!!
Eh?= want a donut?
Eh!= sure!!
Eh!Eh!= coffee double cream too please!
Eh?= what you say when you realize you have no money to pay for it
Eh..cmon eh?= asking them to let you pay for it next time.
hey..eh!= want to go to the drive in movie??
Eh...uhuh= yes sure!
Eh..y'know= Ill pick you up at 8
Eh..cmon!!= well thats early..but ok
Eh..wanna?eh?= lets fool around
EHHHHHHH= sounds coming from the car
hey..um..er eh...= Im pregnant
EH?????????= how did that happen?
EHHehhEHHehhEHHH= sounds from the delivery room
EHHH ehh EHHH ehh= babys first cry
Ehh..whadya think eh?= marry me

other usefel terms:
hoser= a good friend..
take off!= you are kidding,no way,fly an airplane
skates= what all canadians wear as first shoes(thats why we walk funny)
lumberjack= something in our genes..
screech= a nice drink
swish= a drink made from leftover screech barrels
The Rock= Newfoundland
Newfoundland= pronounced noofunlan
Dory= Newfoundland cruise liner
Toronto= pronounced Trawna
Lake Ontario= where all sewers drain into
Yukon= a drink
Two Four= case of beer
sixty pounder= large bottle of screech
Over by= still havent deciphered that term yet

The Canadian citizenship test:

spell canada= C eh N eh D eh

who was the first Prime Minister=Sir John EH Macdonald

So if you hear me talking like this.
Hey..eh..cmon eh hoser!
y'know take off!!
EH??umm err well hey ok eh!

it's friendly!

bub

 

[CyberSax]

Canada day? Guess I'll be waiting another day to get my Diablo 2, which I ordered from dragon.ca

 

[buddmann]

Happy Canada Day Ya'll

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CANADA WHEN:
You only know three spices: salt, pepper, & ketchup
You design your favorite Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
The mosquitoes have landing lights.
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
You have 10 favorite recipes for Moose meat.
Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
You live in a house that has no front step; yet the door is one meter above the ground.
You've taken your kids trick or treating in a blizzard.
Driving is better in the winter because potholes are filled in with snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
You owe more money on your snow mobile than your car.
The local paper covers national & international headlines on 2 pages but requires 6 pages for hockey.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You head south to go to your cottage.
You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
The major parish fundraiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.
You find -40 degrees a little chilly.
The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, finest jewelry and your Sorels.
You can play road hockey on skates.
You know 4 seasons; Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and Construction.
The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".
You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends.

Edited to incude "You Know When you're in Canada When;"

buddmann

 

[riceboi5]

Umm what exactly is Happy Canada Day ??
Why is it celebrated ?

 

[RSI]

riceboi5, you better be kidding me.

-RSI

 

[Aquaman]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ what a great day

Gonna head down to the beach with some buddies have a BBQ and play beach vollyball.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Mariah21]

Canada Day is their version of the 4th of July, I think. I worked with someone last year who was Canadian, and that was the way they described it.

 

[Relf Lauren]

<< Lake Ontario= where all sewers drain into >>



Soooooo very true!

Relf Lauren

 

[Pepsi90919]

Actually that's lake Erie.

 

[riceboi5]

RSI : Nope never left US Soil. So I don't know anything 'bout Canada.

 

[Handle]

Riceboi: Our 1st of July is kinda like your 4th of July.

 

[SlickWilly]

Canada is also my B-Day, but I'm in the U.S.

 

[RicePudding]

Sure I'm the only english person in Quebec but ill be damned if i dont hang the Canadian flag outside all the Quebec flags around me and lets see what they do.. cause today is Canada Day... lol