She just thinks she's healthier than the next person is all. She's a health nut and will spend all her time in the kitchen cooking shit from FoodNetwork and telling us about how we shouldn't eat red meat.
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Huh....yeah, I wonder what she'd say about that whole regulations issue? Thankfully, we've got loads of regulations in this country to ensure that your tap water won't kill you or make you sick, which is something of a luxury to have, compared to most of the world's population.
So then you take that tap water and pass it through processes that have to meet less-rigorous regulations...and that somehow guarantees that it's going to be better.
A saying I've heard: "People do what's
inspected, not what's
expected." Think you can get something dangerous past any manner of inspection? Go for it, especially if it's in your benefit.
No inspectors to worry about? Buyer beware.
I wonder what she thinks about the diesel fuel that needs to be burned in order to transport the water to a nearby store, and the gasoline used to bring it home from there? Or the manufacture of the plastic used in the bottles?
I'd suggest getting something like a Brita filter, but it occurs to me that I don't know what kinds of regulations govern
that sort of product. I guess it depends on what the box label says. After all, we can sell things like copper bracelets and homeopathic "medicines" in this country, which offer nothing more than a placebo effect, as long as they've got the "These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease." notification somewhere on the bottle.
"Brita! Filters and purifies water!*"
* This product may or may not be capable of filtering or purifying water. Your continued patronage amuses our lawyers.