Has a woman ever hit you?

[BoomerD]

Whip me, Beat me, call me Bitch...MAKE me write hot checks...

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: NuAlphaMan
Sad to say, when I was younger, I slapped a young lady back after she slapped me in the face. I've learned not to hit woman, just wrestle with them! The rewards are so sweet afterwards! And even if they aren't just think of all the FF's you get while you're wrestling! :thumbsup:

What gets me is when you say "Jane slapped Michael because she was mad at him." You get a certain image in your head. But if you were to say "Michael slapped Jane because he was mad at her." He is a abusive asshole.

Thats kinda on the same lines as a man can sleep around with a bunch of chicks and no one thinks less of him while if a woman does it she's considered a slut.

 

[Vegitto]

Never hit a woman, probably never would. Just wrestle 'em. Or tell them they're ugly .

 

[sourceninja]

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion

Originally posted by: sourceninja
I spar with women from time to time. IF they really want to learn how to fight a man, at some point, they have to put on some gloves and fight a man.

I have sparred with women before I would not go after her hard, but i definitely would beat up on her a little in that situation. As long as they have head gear/mouth guard I dont have a problem hitting them, (not that i really hit, just kinda light jabs)

Man or woman, if you are better then they are, it isn't teaching them anything to just pound them. I perfer to keep just above their level so they have to work hard and learn something. I hope people better then me do the same.

 

[Ronstang]

I had a psycho bitch ex-fiance punch me full on in the face while I was driving down the highway at 70 mph. She kept coming after me and I had to push her off of me so I could drive. She was the kind that bruised easily and just the act of me using the backside of my arm to sweep her off of me left a mark.....she then proceeded to show everyone the mark claiming I beat her. I have never hit a woman and this bitch was the true test because if I ever was going to hit one it would have been her. She used to act up in public and make a scene. I don't remember the incident but once she created such a stir that a woman that was a complete stranger came over to me and said "if I acted like that in public I would expect to be hit". I still didn't hit her.

 

[slightlyhuman]

yes. in high school i got drunk and fingered some girl and told some people it felt like someone broke a cookie off in there. she slapped me at a football game in front of lots of people.

fun times..

 

[AbAbber2k]

Never on purpose. But I both Kung-Fu palmed my ex in the face during my sleep and accidentally elbowed her between the legs while we were messing around. :shocked:

 

[chrisms]

No, but I have come close. I am of the belief that if a woman attacks me and my efforts to restrain her aren't working (i.e. she is aiming for the jewels) then it is okay to smack her to control the situation.

I've come close because girls have thought that they can try to hit me and get away with it because I can't hit back (the difference in our physical strength is obvious and there is no way they would win in a real fight). Fortunately the threat of violence ("If you don't knock it off I am going to hit you. Hard.") has worked to stop them.

The worst was my exes sister who had a disibility and she would say things like she was going to kick peoples asses, hit them with her cane, or dump her ostomy bag (full of half digested waste) on people. We got into an arguement once and she told my ex she was going to do one of those things. Disabled or not, I told her not to make those threats again, without going as far as to say what I would've done had she tried one of the two things I mentioned (Hit her. Hard.). Thinking punching a disabled person is messed up? Well the disabled person shouldn't take advantage of the fact that I am not "supposed" to fight back.

Sorry this subject just gets on my nerves because you aren't supposed to hit women, or disabled people, but when they take advantage of that fact it leaves me being the jackass. I just don't want warm, half digested human excrement poured on me for any reason.

 

[shortspanishguy]

Back in high school I gave a girl a real Stone Cold Stunner on my friends deck. It was sort of an accident.

She cried for about 15 min. I felt bad and gave her a hug and she grabbed my package very rough.... luckily she got nothing but shaft.

 

[blazerazor]

I have had gf throw a wax apple at me, when I was playing Playstation, and i made me see stars. And hurt. Hit me straight on the nose. Took like 3 seconds to register. She says she was just playing, did in front of all my friends too. My apt was full of ppl. They all laughed.

And yes, Ive had a pycho girl friend. She attacked me, after she wouldnt stop beating on me, i slapped her (same girl as above, btw.) She almost broke my ribs, was just brusied. Made it hard to breathe and coff (I had a cold at the time, was winter). Turns out she was cheating on me, and accusing me of all kinds of stuff and starting fights. She was crazy, emotional train wreck. Party girl.

[edit] oh, ya Ronstang, I feel ya. Same chick above. One day drive down the interstate, was a friend/witness in the backseat. She was being a hussy and talking trash, I finally got sick of it, and told her my true feeling of how she make me feel and everything that hurts/ed me. She didnt like what i said, I kept talking/telling her, she started hitting me to shut me up, I keep talking, she keep hitting. I got my feeling out. By the time we stopped I was bleeding every where and had a busted eye. I never touched her. Everyone I/we saw after that was like 'wtf happen to you!?' and by now she was all cry'n and saying 'i'm so sorry.'

 

[Nutdotnet]

Yeah, I'll admit it, I choked an ex before.

Long-time ago. I was young, she was frustrating the hell out of me and doing it on purpose. She knew I had a violent temper but continued to push me...and push me...so I slammed her against the wall, picked her up by her neck and told her to stop (in more or less words).

She realized that she went way too far and we made up. I didn't do it to hurt her but, at the time, I felt she needed to know I wasn't ****** around.

As far as HITTING a woman? Hell no...but the choking is pretty much the same.

 

[evident]

in high school this bitch i had lunch with took my maxim magazine ripped the front page and started hitting me across the face with it because i was reading a 'chauvanist' magazine, so i punched her in the shoulder pretty hard and took it back... i considered that self defense...

 

[Stuxnet]

I've been hit by two women, both while in high school.

Number 1
The first one, Pyscho Bitch, hit me with all of her might square in my back because I made a joke about the school's flag corps. For those of you who don't know, the flag corps is the collection of enlisted whores who surround the marching band during half-time at football games. Anywho, I was eating lunch and asked the girl I was talking to, "so how's the Whore Corps treating you?" It was a running joke that no one would have thought anything of. In fact, it was called the "Whore Corps" more than it was called the "Flag Corps". It was so common that it was just second nature. It meant nothing. Anyway, while the girl was replying to my query, some butch bitch comes from behind and PUNCHES me in the FSCKING BACK. This heffer clocked in at about a buck seventy, so there was some meat behind this... especially considering I didn't see it coming. I jumped out of my seat ready to take whoever was behind me on when I realized it was a girl. Her boyfriend was close by, so I started threatening him instead. He was pretty embarrassed, so he he grabbed her and got out of there.

Number 2
The second one was a girlfriend of mine in high school. I was being a jackass so she punched me in the stomach. In return, I threw a plate of food at her head.

Some ice queen in the third grade kicked me in the junk, but I don't remember what that was all about. Everything just went black.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Let's say a woman slapped me in the face.
Would it be better or worse to not hit her back, but grab her arm and dislocate it on purpose, or just to hit her back?

I really don't think it's right to hit a woman. Most women have never been hit by a man, and when they slap you, they have no idea the measure of wrath you're capable of unleashing upon them. They don't understand that they're not going to be slapped back, they're going to have their left tit clocked back to the Stone Age.

That said, if a women slapped me today, I'd shake it off. If she "came at me" (meaning: series of slaps/punches), I'd clock her left tit back to the Stone Age.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What gets me is when you say "Jane slapped Michael because she was mad at him." You get a certain image in your head. But if you were to say "Michael slapped Jane because he was mad at her." He is a abusive asshole.

Ironically, in both cases Michael is the asshole. It's only when Jane makes this a daily routine do people start to question her mental stability and general disposition.

 

[gwrober]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
i got slapped by some anonymous women after i told her louis vitton purse was fake...

this was @ like 3am @ some pizza joint in adams morgan, d.c.

the whole joint was like ooooo, you just got slapped... i kinda stood there and was like uhm, i cant hit a girl... so my friend amanda got up in her face and started running her mouth to that chick... i had to restrain amanda before it escalated into a fight... lol...

good times...

She got pissed off because her fake bag was exposed. Hahaha, thats worth a slap IMO.

:thumbsup:

Women love their purses.

shoulda dumped your drink into it for assaulting you.

 

[Chrishuff1]

I was sitting there watching TV with my GF at the time, and out of no where she just attacked me, in like a violent fit of rage, she dug into my arm with her monstrous nails, and left 4 massive scars, I hauled off and hit her to get her off me. We didn't last much longer after that, she found it fun to inflict pain on me in the form of purple nurples, and peter taps.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Chrishuff1
I was sitting there watching TV with my GF at the time, and out of no where she just attacked me, in like a violent fit of rage, she dug into my arm with her monstrous nails, and left 4 massive scars, I hauled off and hit her to get her off me. We didn't last much longer after that, she found it fun to inflict pain on me in the form of purple nurples, and peter taps.

Peter tap? If that's what I think it is, I would have punched her in the fscking throat... man, women, dog, cat, I don't care.

 

[magomago]

i get hit all the time and i'm not in a relationship

 

[James3shin]

Some girl threw a book at me in HS, so I picked it up and threw it back at her face and it hit her square on the nose. The girls on her softball team thanked me for it, something about her babbling about something else for once.

 

[ranmaniac]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Back in high school I gave a girl a real Stone Cold Stunner on my friends deck. It was sort of an accident.

She cried for about 15 min. I felt bad and gave her a hug and she grabbed my package very rough.... luckily she got nothing but shaft.

Gimme a Hell Yeah! :smashes two beer cans together and drinks it:

 

[James3shin]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Back in high school I gave a girl a real Stone Cold Stunner on my friends deck. It was sort of an accident.

She cried for about 15 min. I felt bad and gave her a hug and she grabbed my package very rough.... luckily she got nothing but shaft.

OH SH!T SON! That's hardcore like a mother...you're an animal!

 

[SpanishFry]

Originally posted by: DP
yes. in high school i got drunk and fingered some girl and told some people it felt like someone broke a cookie off in there. she slapped me at a football game in front of lots of people.

fun times..

WTF??

 

[imported_nerve]

A year out of high school I was still dating a senior. (We had dated 2 years prior)
One weekend she decided to have a "girls night" So I hung out with some friends and crashed at a friends house.. the next day shes calling my friends house looking for me acting all crazy..

I left my friends place and picked her up she flipped out on me for not calling her. Driving her home she is screaming at me.. i start yelling back.. she throws my car in park as im going 30 and punches me in the face, Hard.

I got out of the car and grabbed her by her neck and arm and threw her on the sidewalk, threw all her stuff out of my car and drove away forever.

psycho

 

[Chrishuff1]

Originally posted by: nerve
A year out of high school I was still dating a senior. (We had dated 2 years prior)
One weekend she decided to have a "girls night" So I hung out with some friends and crashed at a friends house.. the next day shes calling my friends house looking for me acting all crazy..

I left my friends place and picked her up she flipped out on me for not calling her. Driving her home she is screaming at me.. i start yelling back.. she throws my car in park as im going 30 and punches me in the face, Hard.

I got out of the car and grabbed her by her neck and arm and threw her on the sidewalk, threw all her stuff out of my car and drove away forever.

psycho

LMAO! Awesome.