Originally posted by: jagec
I've done it. Hope you're not a hemophiliac.
Don't know what tips I can give you other than to buy band-aids, film the experience, and be sure to have lots of thick warm towels around afterwards because they start shivering like crazy and meowing pitifully once they're soaked to the bone and thoroughly defeated.
Originally posted by: tasmanian
Use this.
Originally posted by: glenn1
This is the method I've commonly seen, a bit old but still good. Or, you could find a groomer to bathe the cat for you and save yourself a lot of blood and pain.
How To Give A Cat A Bath
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge of the toilet, as his paws - and claws - will be reaching out for any object they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside, and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside, where he will proceed to dry himself.
Sincerely,
The Family Dog
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
That is the most awesome thing I've ever see. God I fucking hate cats.
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
That is the most awesome thing I've ever see. God I fucking hate cats.
I have never understood how people can "hate" a particular species, unless they were attacked by one and thus are scared of them.
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
That is the most awesome thing I've ever see. God I fucking hate cats.
I have never understood how people can "hate" a particular species, unless they were attacked by one and thus are scared of them.
Because they think they are 'cool' and 'superior' if they dislike other species or other people. He's like Al Qaida or the KKK, needing to hate someone or something.
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
That is the most awesome thing I've ever see. God I fucking hate cats.
I have never understood how people can "hate" a particular species, unless they were attacked by one and thus are scared of them.
Because they think they are 'cool' and 'superior' if they dislike other species or other people. He's like Al Qaida or the KKK, needing to hate someone or something.
Thanks, you've given me one more thing for my list. I now hate you
Seriously, though, cat's are worthless imo. I say imo because I get no pleasure out of their company and they serve no other purpose. Oh, and my girlfriends cat pissed in my office. Twice.
Originally posted by: TallBill
I'll never own a pet that isn't a fish.
Originally posted by: Nohr
I had to bathe a stray kitten with fleas a while back and this worked out fairly well. Fill up the tub (or kitchen sink) with a few inches of warm water, not even up to the cats belly. You don't want to submerge it. Get the cat in there and use a cup to gently scoop water on to it. Be careful to avoid getting it's face and ears wet. If you still have working appendages at this point it'll make the shampooing, rinsing & toweling off much easier.