Has anyone here ever worked as a coke mule?

[stormbv]

Was the pay good? How risky was it? How did you like the job?

 

[Hooligan]

hahahaha, nope

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

ahem

wink wink
sniff sniff
nod nod

 

[SirStev0]

digesting condomns full of coke to get across the border just doenst sound like a good idea

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: SirStev0
digesting condomns full of coke to get across the border just doenst sound like a good idea

that's so 1990s. now, it's all about grafting the packages under your skin!

 

[0roo0roo]

i'm analy incontinent, so the packages just kept falling out

 

[Hooligan]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
i'm analy incontinent, so the packages just kept falling out

thanks for sharing!

 

[Babbles]

How are the benifits? My job is sucking so I am thinking about changing career fields.

 

[Sundog]

What kind of flipp'in question is that! Come on...:|

 

[fumbduck]

I usually hide it in my fetus.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: fumbduck
I usually hide it in my fetus.

carry thouse around huh?

 

[fumbduck]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: fumbduck
I usually hide it in my fetus.

carry thouse around huh?

Yep.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Yes, the summer between my senior year in HS and freshman year at college I worked for Coke as a merchandiser. Was kinda fun, paid well. Stocked all the local shelves....


OH, thats not what you mean is it???

 

[kage69]

I heard some girl at the college I went to got nailed trying to bring something back in hidden away up her cooter. She never came back to campus, and her sister showed up one day to cart off her things. I never heard what "it" was, but I'd like to know how they found it. Special, crotch-sniffing airport dogs?
I can see her trying to pass it off like "Oh it's ok! Really! I just have this raging yeast infection! No problem here!"

lol

digesting condomns full of coke to get across the border just doenst sound like a good idea

Umm, no, if any digestion takes place, that thar's a dead mule son...

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: stormbv
Was the pay good? How risky was it? How did you like the job?

:Q

 

[IEatChildren]

I know some people who've done it, but I haven't done it myself. One of them got caught and served 6 months of his 10 year sentence and got out on good behavior.
Apparently it's well worth the risks. But I of course have no personal experience in this.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: IEatChildren
I know some people who've done it, but I haven't done it myself. One of them got caught and served 6 months of his 10 year sentence and got out on good behavior.
Apparently it's well worth the risks. But I of course have no personal experience in this.

i know a guy who paid off 70k in student loans in a little over a year doing something similar.
edit:
moral of the story is, some crime pays apparently :Q

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: IEatChildren
I know some people who've done it, but I haven't done it myself. One of them got caught and served 6 months of his 10 year sentence and got out on good behavior.
Apparently it's well worth the risks. But I of course have no personal experience in this.

i know a guy who paid off 70k in student loans in a little over a year doing something similar.
edit:
moral of the story is, some crime pays apparently :Q

i earned enough money to finally fill up my harem, diveristy rocks!

 

[yobarman]

 

[SammyBoy]

I have a feeling the job is getting a bit outdated. It doesn't pay to bring small amounts into the country at a time, i'm sure. especially if they're gonna pay the mule well. I bet it's all about buying out a border, having everyone turn they're head while they cart in more drugs than 1000 mules could in a big ass truck

Yea...i know what i'm talking about. D'oh!

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades

Originally posted by: SirStev0
digesting condomns full of coke to get across the border just doenst sound like a good idea

that's so 1990s. now, it's all about grafting the packages under your skin!

ouch !!!!!

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
i'm analy incontinent, so the packages just kept falling out

slow down on the anal sex, it'll help you out big time.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: kage69
I heard some girl at the college I went to got nailed trying to bring something back in hidden away up her cooter. She never came back to campus, and her sister showed up one day to cart off her things. I never heard what "it" was, but I'd like to know how they found it. Special, crotch-sniffing airport dogs?
I can see her trying to pass it off like "Oh it's ok! Really! I just have this raging yeast infection! No problem here!"

lol

digesting condomns full of coke to get across the border just doenst sound like a good idea

Umm, no, if any digestion takes place, that thar's a dead mule son...

maybe the security guy used his "probe" to find it

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: kage69
I heard some girl at the college I went to got nailed trying to bring something back in hidden away up her cooter. She never came back to campus, and her sister showed up one day to cart off her things. I never heard what "it" was, but I'd like to know how they found it. Special, crotch-sniffing airport dogs?
I can see her trying to pass it off like "Oh it's ok! Really! I just have this raging yeast infection! No problem here!"

lol

digesting condomns full of coke to get across the border just doenst sound like a good idea

Umm, no, if any digestion takes place, that thar's a dead mule son...

A lot of times there are 2-4 people on the same flight doing that. One of them is designated as the catch, as in, the one who will get arrested, and divert the attention from the other ones. ofcourse the mules never know that.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: SammyBoy
I have a feeling the job is getting a bit outdated. It doesn't pay to bring small amounts into the country at a time, i'm sure. especially if they're gonna pay the mule well. I bet it's all about buying out a border, having everyone turn they're head while they cart in more drugs than 1000 mules could in a big ass truck

Yea...i know what i'm talking about. D'oh!

I have this theory. It involves cheap nightvision goggles, a light plane painted black with an IFR rated pilot, a dirt runway and pickup trucks (utility bodies) painted matte black (Rims and all)

FIND THAT, BORDER PATROL!

If you used a Cessna Caravan and 10 or so F-350 utility trucks, you could EASILY move a half a semitrailer full over the border in a night.