In a more substantive contribution to the discussion, let me point out that these supposedly nonsensical understandings of the Christian god are those of some sects of believers. We non-believers are just repeating back what other fervent believers have told us based on what they were taught and presumably what they draw from reading the bible.
True, and I really failed to recognize that to be honest. And I am sure that this is what you probably would NOT personally believe -- as you say, you're repeating, essentially what you hear.
Rob's response to this seems to be that these other believers have arrived at some ridiculous interpretations by a relying on a too literal or superficial reading of the words. If only they would continue to read and study, they too could overwrite literal meaning with a tortured rationalization that better comports with their desire to believe in a kinder, gentler, fairer god than the one actually described in the bible.
There is a common saying among atheists/non-believers....that they know the Bible better than believers, and to some degree, I agree because I don't think people read it like they used to. They listen to theologians way to much.
As far as desire is concerned, no...I don't fit God into what I want him to be. Like I said, I simply see no evidence in the Bible that He purposefully, maliciously, put humans here only to mess up, go to Hell, and sacrifice his son for NOTHING!! The notion is mind-bogglingly crazy!
Most believers I've ran into almost always defer to their "pastors" and such, and there is nothing wrong with that. But my issue is that generally they should read the Bible for themselves because I guarantee you, most of what they learn at Church will be challenged once the person reads for him/herself.
Case in point, in the Dark Ages (IIRC), the Bible was kept in Latin, a dead language, and it was illegal to translate it into the language of the common people for the reason of keeping control of them. I see similar things today, but not so blatant.
This makes sense only if you believe that the bible was written to be some sort of divine puzzle book intended to hide its true contents from all but the most devout among us. You also have to possess the self-confidence (even conceit) to believe that your interpretation of this purposefully confusing book is more correct than those of equally devoted believers. It seems to me you almost have to believe that god has choosen to guide you (and not those others) to god's intended interpretation.
The Bible isn't designed, from what I see, to hide anything -- it just takes more than a simple, superficial reading.
For example, I could never really understand evolution and the details of how it works...even while in school. I didn't think people who wrote text-books did this on purpose... I simply lacked real effort sometimes.
I see the Bible similarly... you can understand it if you want to. I don't think people want to anymore. I also think that people would rather ignore it too, for various reasons.