Holy Baby Jesus, TridenT!
Pray to whatever gods you worship that we never meet. I'd slap the taste out of your mouth for being so hard headed.
Stop being so shallow. Venture out of the basement and meet women, or just get used to calling your left hand "Darling" for the rest of your life.
You don't have the physical looks to be picky. The most you can hope for is to meet a plain but nice girl and wow her with your personality. There is nothing wrong with an average girl. Looks really are one of the lest important factors for making a relationship work. The girl you dismiss as only average might be a wonderful person and turn out to be the love of your life. Women are more than just meat puppets to satisfy your lust.
So stop feeling sorry for yourself and try talking to average women and being a nice guy. It's your only hope, unless Darling isn't busy tonight.