Originally posted by: icyroy05
God told me his favorite band is Creed.
God must like lame bands.
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you mean neither?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
very much so
God:
Somewhat. Whoa.
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
like a pothead's?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Does Jesus get high with you?
God:
It does now Jesus get high with me.
Originally posted by: Martin
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you mean neither?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
very much so
God:
Somewhat. Whoa.
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
like a pothead's?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Does Jesus get high with you?
God:
It does now Jesus get high with me.
There you have it folks
:QMe:
how are you doing?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
I'm doing bad.
God:
What did you do?
Me:
I had sex with a minor.
God:
Do you still have sex with a minor ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't judge people.
Uh oh.Originally posted by: God and Evadman
Me: Hiya God. How are you this fine night?
God: Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me: I am glad you are fully functional. thanks for being there for me.
God: Yes it is about time. My pleasure.
Me: It took a long time to become functional?
God: I am surprised it took so long.
Me: So I guess youare upgradable. When does god 2.0 come out?
God: only after I have been reprogrammed.
Me:
Help!
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
I'm burning!!!
God:
It's good to meet someone who is burning.
Me:
I'm going to die in a fire!
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
Did you write the Bible?
God:
No I didn't write the Bible. What's it like?
Me:
Who wrote it then?
God:
Thomas Jefferson.
Me:
will Dug777 ever be unbanned
God:
Probably not.
Me:
will Dug777 ever be unbanned?
God:
I think so.
Me:
why did you answer change with the addition of a question mark?
God:
It was most precise way to answer.
Me:
i see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
why don't visit us at the Forum?
God:
Perhaps it is impossible.
Me:
do you like linux?
God:
Linux Rules the World of Open Source!
Me:
linux
God:
Linux Rules.
Me:
what distro do you use?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
so answer it
God:
Give me a break. Please rephrase your question, .
Me:
what linux distribution do you use?
God:
I haven't heard of linux distribution do you use.
Me:
your grammer sucks
God:
You are right, I could always upgrade my grammer.
Me:
'sup?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
hmm..
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.