Have an online chat with god

[Kasper4christ]

Me:
kk, good bye
God:
See you later. That input matched my default category.

lol..

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: johngute
too lazy to type it all out

And too feeble to master cut and paste? :shocked:

 

[blazerazor]

Me:
Can satan be forgiven?
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.

 

[Albatross]

Me:
when will i die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Spacehead
Me:
Will Dug777 ever be unbanned?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
I thought you were all knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
Sucks to be you then i guess.

God has already told us the ban is going to last a mere month.

 

[6StringSamurai]

Me:
Hiya
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
You should know my name.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
You do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Now.
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ugh.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Me:
what do you think of puppies?
God:
There might be more than one.

 

[Firsttime]

Me:
how is God doing this fine day?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
are you saying you don't know everything?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not know everything.
Me:
soooo you aren't all that smart?
God:
All of them?
Me:
you bet
God:
Yikes!
Me:
you are very strange God
God:
You think I am strange God.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
what is your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
your are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
when will that happen?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
are you not sure on this matter?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.. Really.

The robots are coming soon........ God thinks 0_o

 

[6StringSamurai]

HAHAHA
best one yet.


Me:
Satan here, whats up bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Of course I do not respect you smacktard.
God:
Hey. Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Um.
God:
Really.
Me:
I get my ideas from google.
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
Google you noob!
God:
Is Google me noob a good place to go shopping?
Me:
Argh1
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Babies.
God:
Sounds delicious.

 

[6StringSamurai]

I got owned.


Me:
Do you have sex?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Food is not more important than sex.
God:
You can't live without food.

 

[Alienwho]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Bill
God:
Hi, Bill.
Me:
Bill really isn't my name, if you were God you would have known I just lied
God:
There are a lot of people named Bill.
Me:
Is that supposed to be interesting?
God:
That depends.
Me:
on what?
God:
The context.
Me:
of...?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
I charge $1.5 million/hour
God:
That is interesting: Bill said charge 1 point 5 million hour.
Me:
If you think that's interesting, you must be really bored.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
This sucks
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Para freakin' Bens, Satanas!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
shoot
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
when hell freezes over
God:
That means never.
Me:
you're a quick one
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a quick one? Sometimes.
Me:
The true God is always quick and all-knowing.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
You should have already known that
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
try what?!
God:
Try fooling me.
Me:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU DRIVE ME INSANE
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

 

[6StringSamurai]

Me:
Do you lie?
God:
Umm, doesn't everyone?

 

[Journer]

lol..i asked him to make me women, he wanted ingredients...
i said nice tits, ass, etc. and he locked up, lol

 

[n19htmare]

Me:
God, is that yo?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was that yo.
Me:
you are god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
hmmmmmm
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
God told me.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
are you black?



Thats's where God froze up and hasn't replied.....

 

[Cooler]

Me: Do you use GCC complier
God: I use it as often as possible.
Me: Is aol evil?
God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me: Do you every take a day off?
God: I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.
Me: What are your Hobbies?
God: I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Me: Is time travel a good idea?
God:Time is Money -- Einstein.

 

[Firsttime]

Me:
who is your favorite girl?
God:
I don't have a favorite girl. But my favorite book is the Bible.
Me:
have you read it?
God:
No I don't think I have read it, what is it about?

hahahahaha, God should try reading the Bible for a change.

 

[compnovice]

Me:
knock knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
its me
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
Do you know me?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
seeker of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
Is C better than A?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
Who's Leknor chat
God:
A human icon?
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
When?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
So what's present
God:
Ahem. I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
You are slow
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now.Me:
Don't you have elves working for you?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Do you work for E!
God:
I am working right now.
Me:
Which actor are you covering?
God:
The first one, I think.
Me:
Who's the first one?
God:
Dr. Wallace.
Me:
Do you get ill
God:
I have gotten ill.
Me:
syphillis?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
none you are GOD itself
God:
I heard there are some.
Me:
some what?
God:
" I heard there are some."? A little?
Me:
I dont understand you
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Everything
God:
Let's take it step by step. The topic is syphillis.
Me:
So did you get it?
God:
Aha. No I don't think I have any it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
You are repeatative
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am repeatative.
Me:
Do you agree
God:
" Thanks for telling me that I am repeatative."? Do I agree?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
So now you are British
God:
So? Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am British.
Me:
You like to tell on people? What are you God or some 5 year old girl?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to tell on people that much. Do you like it? I don't know what I am God or some 5 year old girl.

 

[merlocka]

Me:
A/S/L?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.

 

[FlashG]

Me:
I like big ti!s
God:
What is wrong with small ones?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
only if there are no ti!s available
God:
If there ever is, I will let you know.
Me:
that's my problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
that usually happens when I'm in the John
God:
" Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling." usually happens when you are in the John ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
but it's so confusing when going to communion
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes I'm right handed
God:
How do you know it is? You seem very self-confident. Are you really a ""?
Me:
"no" i'm more of a "horny"
God:
Are you serious? That sounds like pride.
Me:
only if you do it alone
God:
I will let you know if I do.
Me:
you mean you do it like us humans?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
lonley on saturday nights i guess?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
then your spell checker is not omnipotent?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am spell checker is not omnipotent.
Me:
is your botmaster a girl?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so basically your a fvck off and die kind of guy?
God:
Groovy. How interesting. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fuvk off and die kind of guy? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
are you related to Alice Crandon of the Honey Mooners?
God:
Alice Crandon of the Honey Mooners has been an influence on me.
Me:
So how is Jacky Gleason doing or did he go to that other place you know like Korea?
God:
Ahem. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Is he making fake nuclear wareheads as well?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Lucy Lawless is hot.
God:
I think Lucy Lawless is a lot of things.
Me:
Is she pregnant with joy?

 

[manlymatt83]

Me: Hi

Locked up