have any funny chat logs?

[melly]

this is part of one from this morning and maybe it was amusing cuz it was late...

[04:16] melly says: could you imagine if i were drunk?
[04:16] melly says: jesus
[04:16] frizzlefry says: hahaha
[04:16] frizzlefry says: JEEBUS!!!
[04:17] frizzlefry says: stop drinking silly
[04:17] melly says: subjee
[04:17] melly says: is jeebus backwards
[04:17] melly says: *sniff* i miss playing those silly games with you
[04:17] frizzlefry says: hahah not it's not
[04:17] melly says: lol
[04:17] frizzlefry says: subjee is not jeebus
[04:17] melly says: errrr, i was saying, SUP G!
[04:18] frizzlefry says: hahaha

 

[hdeck]

Azim F (7:45:04 PM): this is johann
lNl II C lK (7:45:10 PM): hey sexy
Azim F (7:45:11 PM): i murdered azim
Azim F (7:45:20 PM): i had enough of his crap
lNl II C lK (7:45:21 PM): ok
Azim F (7:45:26 PM): do you want any of his stuff?
Azim F (7:45:31 PM): he has some nice speakers
lNl II C lK (7:45:43 PM): no thanks


what's funny is i don't know if he's kidding

 

[guyver01]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..

 

[wfbberzerker]

no, and apparently you dont either.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
no, and apparently you dont either.

<kelso> BURN </kelso>

 

[frizzlefry]

oh it was damn amusing.... friggin drunk HAHAHA

 

[agnitrate]

me : is it wrong for me to be sexually attracted to the 80s?
CorporateRecreation : no
me : phew

-silver

 

[godmare]

I've edited the other participant's name, it's just a blank line. Isn't that creative?!?

14:58:39) : i'm gonna order some pizza, lounge in my comfy chair, watch basketball/nod off
(14:58:41) : it's gonna be great
(14:58:48) godmare: lol, sweet
(14:58:55) godmare: pizza is good
(14:59:00) godmare: maybe I'll do that myself....
(14:59:09) : there's this place vincenzo's up here...it is awesome
(14:59:10) godmare: go for the pizza hut stuffed crust
(14:59:23) godmare: yeah? local pizza joints are the bomb
(14:59:44) godmare: hm, on second thought, broadway pizza isn't too far...
(14:59:45) : my friend from new york says it's the closes thing he's had to new york style pizza outside new york
(14:59:54) godmare: that says something, there
(15:00:05) : i just said "new york" three times in teh same sentence
(15:00:07) godmare: I'm all about the nystyle, myself
(15:00:26) : yeah i love that sh!t too
(15:00:37) : ahh man i'm getting wood just thinking about how good it will taste
(15:00:41) godmare: lol
(15:00:45) godmare: *drool*
(15:01:37) : i wonder what it would be like to have intimate relationships with a pizza
(15:01:42) : relations
(15:01:50) : a la american pie
(15:01:56) godmare: well, would you satill want to eat it afterwards?
(15:02:03) : hell yeah
(15:02:04) : haha
(15:02:06) : ewww
(15:02:19) : man i don't even know what i'm talkin about
(15:02:26) godmare: hmm, that'd have to be some good pizza
(15:02:43) godmare: like, hungry howies or something would just be sol aftert that
(15:03:04) : oh man i forgot about that place
(15:03:12) : is that just a florida chain?
(15:03:33) godmare: yeah, it's good cuz a large pizza is like seventeen cents, but it only tastes like about fifteen cents
(15:03:41) godmare: no, they're around other places, too

Later, in the same conversation:

15:06:28) godmare: modest? eh, i dunno- I've had some royal screwups, too
(15:07:02) : like the swedish chef?
(15:07:12) godmare: rofl
(15:07:16) godmare: not that bad
(15:07:25) : that guy is a walking calamity
(15:07:35) godmare: sometimes i sound like him, though
(15:08:36) godmare: I actually laughed for several minutes ath the swedish chef comment

 

[HOWITIS]

where is that guy who infiltrated that 1337 AOL group when you need him?

 

[spanky]

look at my sig

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: spankyOO7
look at my sig

Man, I love that. I at least smile everytime I see it

 

[ProviaFan]

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FVCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FVCK

- from bash.org

 

[godmare]

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FVCK

rofl

 

[ProviaFan]

Another good one (and very true, for me)...

<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fvck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

And another good one...

<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid.
<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing
<Longi> err?
<Longi> THING
<Longi> someTHING!

 

[melly]

[02:49] <mackstann> gheeyyeyeyey
[02:50] <melly> is that like the 'aye aye aye' of ghey?
[02:50] <mackstann> haha
[02:50] <mackstann> it's "arr matey" plus "ayayaye" plus "GHEY"

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Tue Sep 3 03:17:25 CDT 2002
Hawk|zZzZ | mackstann: make a post over at the forums and tell everyone to come here
mackstann | there will be an invasion of llamas!
Hawk|zZzZ | true, don't do it then
---| ---> narzy [~tim@12.241.196.124] has joined #teamanandtech
mackstann | speaking of which
n0id | too late
Hawk|zZzZ | lol


Sun Sep 15 02:21:34 CDT 2002
<ss59> YEAH! IT WORKS!
<ss59> WOOOOOOOOO
* ss59 (i_a_i@lc0284.zianet.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)




10:11:58 @ mns | when a little white baby dies, where does it go?
10:12:44 @ mns | heaven. and what grows on its back?
10:12:52 @ mns | wings. and what do they call them?
10:13:01 @ mns | s/them/him/
10:13:04 @ mns | an angel.
10:13:11 @ mackstann | ..
10:13:13 @ mns | when a little black baby dies, where does it go?
10:13:20 @ mackstann | gee i give up, mns
10:13:31 @ mns | heaven. and what grows on his back?
10:13:35 @ mackstann | hair
10:13:38 caligula | chicken
10:13:42 @ mackstann | hehe
10:13:45 @ mns | nope. wings. and what do they call him?
10:13:51 @ mackstann | an escapee?
10:13:51 caligula | jordan
10:13:55 @ mns | bat.
10:13:57 @ mackstann | hehe
10:13:58 caligula | ni[bleeped for atot]er?
10:13:58 caligula | oh
10:14:13 caligula | today has been a very racial day in #macintosh
10:14:23 @ mns | what else did i miss?
10:14:27 caligula | I would like to apologize to all of our black members
10:14:54 caligula | The world is changing


(If the indentation is hard to read, hit quote and read in that textbox)

I used to have a bunch more but i'd have to look pretty hard to find them (on a cd somewhere around here..)

 

[prodigy]

This is pretty funny

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: caramel
[02:49] <mackstann> gheeyyeyeyey
[02:50] <melly> is that like the 'aye aye aye' of ghey?
[02:50] <mackstann> haha
[02:50] <mackstann> it's "arr matey" plus "ayayaye" plus "GHEY"

When is the wedding anyway? It had better not be in Canada, I don't think the 163 could make it there.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Behold the mother of all funny chat logs. She had broken up with her bf and had told me about it. Read closely and find the funny.

Girl: ...hello
Me: Hey what's up, I bet single life is fun.
Girl: lol, yea it is.
Me: what is up?
Girl: nuthin much...
Me: Its a fine night outside, why don't you go out for a walk
Girl: feeling bored
Girl: and single....
Girl: <hint hint>
Me: awww....
Me: see that is why I surf the web all the time
Girl: ...is that ALL u have to say...
Girl: ???
Me: now do you see why I surf the web all the time.
Girl: uh huh
Me: now you do it also.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: caramel
[02:49] <mackstann> gheeyyeyeyey
[02:50] <melly> is that like the 'aye aye aye' of ghey?
[02:50] <mackstann> haha
[02:50] <mackstann> it's "arr matey" plus "ayayaye" plus "GHEY"

When is the wedding anyway? It had better not be in Canada, I don't think the 163 could make it there.

163?

Marriage? nevah!

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey


Sun Sep 15 02:21:34 CDT 2002
<ss59> YEAH! IT WORKS!
<ss59> WOOOOOOOOO
* ss59 (i_a_i@lc0284.zianet.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey

163?

It's a WW2 history nerd joke.

The German Me-163 fighter was very tiny, and had a jet engine that worked by combining 2 liquids in seperate tanks for fuel. Both were volatile, and did not get along. It also landed on skids.

One hit and it was a fireball.

I have a Ford Festiva which is a notorious death trap, and is just about as small as a car can get.

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
When is the wedding anyway? It had better not be in Canada, I don't think the 163 could make it there.

The wedding will be a few hours before the honeymoon evening

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
Marriage? nevah!

i keel you!

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey

163?

It's a WW2 history nerd joke.

The German Me-163 fighter was very tiny, and had a jet engine that worked by combining 2 liquids in seperate tanks for fuel. Both were volatile, and did not get along. It also landed on skids.

One hit and it was a fireball.

I have a Ford Festiva which is a notorious death trap, and is just about as small as a car can get.

I have a 79 buick which is almost literally a block of pure steel on wheels. Wanna have a demolition derby?

 

[LinuxIdiot]

e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky

I use this on my e-mail sig and I got it from Bash.Org