Have you ever been "caught in the act"??

[Specop 007]

So, lets hear those hot steamy stories that ended up with a 3rd wheel or shocked spectator!
Anyone have any embarrassing stories of doing the deed and getting caught in the act?

 

[amol]

well, my laptop saw me building my new desktop

it felt betrayed

i'm using the laptop right now . . . i'm just "PRETENDING" that i dont have a video card to run the desktop

 

[DanTMWTMP]

yes. a couple times. ehh too lazy to tell them again. I'm sure a lot of people read it already many times hehehe

 

[noxipoo]

mine was a nightmare, the girl's ex boyfriend was stalking her and followed me home and smashed my window while standing on a char in my backyard and started screaming at us. nightmare i tell you.

 

[Stumps]

yep, had a copper knock on the car window while me and my GF were making things all hot and sweaty, we spent the rest of the night at the police station trying to explain ourselves...so what if it was a supermarket car park...it was 1 in the morning!

 

[Feldenak]

Yeah...got caught by her boyfriend. Was a rather awkward situation....didn't know she had a bf though until he walked in the bedroom.

 

[Gurck]

Was home for christmas break my first semester at school and had a girl over who I'd been interested in in HS... We were drinking & smoking, just about to get started... and my cu... er, mother came downstairs and started yelling and screaming at the top of her lungs for a solid half hour or so before driving the girl home... She never spoke to me again (the girl that is, not my mother unfortunately).

 

[Schrodinger]

One time I was doing her ITB and we heard her father come home. I removed too quick and the suction pulled some sh!t with it. I was so grossed out I vomitted all over her back (already highly drunk). She started screaming and he ran upstairs into her room to see what it was

 

[aircooled]

Not caught by eye, but her cell phone rang, it was her husband and was on the way home. No time to finish, just dress and go

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Schrodinger
One time I was doing her ITB and we heard her father come home. I removed too quick and the suction pulled some sh!t with it. I was so grossed out I vomitted all over her back (already highly drunk). She started screaming and he ran upstairs into her room to see what it was

lmao

 

[Stumps]

THAT IS REALLY GROSS! dirty dirty boy!

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: Schrodinger
One time I was doing her ITB and we heard her father come home. I removed too quick and the suction pulled some sh!t with it. I was so grossed out I vomitted all over her back (already highly drunk). She started screaming and he ran upstairs into her room to see what it was

holy crap! :Q

 

[Stumps]

hmm somebodies been watching too much German Pr0n

 

[Specop 007]

Half these cant be true!! :Q

 

[Stumps]

why not? people can do some pretty f*cked up things

 

[dethman]

:laugh:

 

[Red]

In high school, I had a girls legs wrapped around my head in her basement. I was going to town and her father walked into the basement from the garage, after work. I tried to duck down but I couldn't because her legs were in the way!!! Oddly, he looked over at us with a completely normal look on his face, said "hello", and walked upstairs. Nothing was ever said or done about it, but we never messed around at her house anymore.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Stumps
why not? people can do some pretty f*cked up things

Apparently so!!

 

[MacBaine]

I put on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet.
So I ran, I jumped out the back window, but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four.
Oh, he beat me to the left, then he beat me to the right, the mother fvcker whooped my ass alright.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: Stumps
why not? people can do some pretty f*cked up things

Remember where we are

 

[Stumps]

I was hanging with a mate of mine when i was in high school, anyway we went back to his place and as we pulled up in the drive way we caught a glimps through the lounge room window of his mother sitting in the lounge room...butt naked with her boyfriend doing some of the dirtiest stuff to her, he started vomiting everywhere when we told him to look, it was the damn funniest thing i had ever seen, his mother had no idea that we could see them and went about her business. I could never look at his old girl the same way after that.

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: Stumps
why not? people can do some pretty f*cked up things

Remember where we are

HUH?

 

[TallBill]

Nope, never caught.. very close several times, but never caught.

I was parked in a school parking lot with a girl at like 2 am, actually just talking unlike normal, and a cop came up knocking on the window. He was like "SOoooooo, what are you two up to?"

I Started cracking up and replied "actually... nothing today"

 

[moshquerade]

yeh, i was caught, but i thought it was free.

 

[Stumps]

hehehe!