Have you ever seen Elvis?

[cdan]

If so, where? I saw him getting off a bus in England.

 

[pulse8]

I've seen about 35 of them jump out of an airplane in Utah.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Eating a chili dog in Baltimore

 

[arigato]

I saw about a dozen Elvises (Elvi?) parachute into a mall parking lot.

 

[Maleficus]

I saw elvis in my TV once.

 

[murphy55d]

He's hiding in my basement.

 

[djheater]

At a grocery store... it was him I swear...

 

[Kelvrick]

<< He's hiding in my basement. >>


WHAT?!!

*runs and checks in closet*

How'd he escape?!

*goes to get shotgun*

 

[ProviaFan]

Nope

 

[John]

I saw Elvis the crocodile on Miami Vice many years ago.

 

[jjones]

yeah, in Las Vegas.

 

[Derango]

He was at a truck stop in New Hampshire a while ago...eating an apple pie, IIRC.

 

[XZeroII]

Yea, I hit him with my car a few days ago. The owners were pretty upset, but the vet said that he would make a full recovery.

 

[olds]

Yes.
It was 1975, I was in highschool and worked the Show Room, dining room at Sahara Tahoe. We used to hang table cloths over one of the fire exits that opened into the service area so that no light would shine into the show room. We'd then open the door and watch the shows.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Have you ever seen Elvis? >>



not since I stopped haunting Florida cow pastures looking for mushrooms

 

[LordJezo]

Saw him in the Phillipsburg mall in Phillipsburg NJ once.

 

[QTPie]

I saw him in Las Vegas

 

[FrustratedUser]

he's my father

 

[venk]

I just missed him, apparently Elvis had left the building.

 

[Pocatello]

Vegas here also