Have you ever seen Jesus in your dream?

[PeteRoy]

If you have, what was the dream?

 

[quakefiend420]

no

 

[SynthDude2001]

No, but I have seen Dug in my dream.

 

[Bozono]

No but I did see him in my cookie.

 

[yhelothar]

yeah.. i see him all the time.. with all his other mexican friends who go to the same school as I..

 

[bobbybullseye]

my dad swears jesus knelt down beside him and coached him through giving cpr to my brother after he drowned. . .

 

[Orsorum]

No.

 

[StrangerGuy]

I told him to fvck off.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: bobbybullseye
my dad swears jesus knelt down beside him and coached him through giving cpr to my brother after he drowned. . .

Parents tell their kids a lot of lies.

Especially if he claims to be a Christian it's a pretty big lie, as he then should believe Jesus wouldn't be returning until Judgement day was due. Unless your dad saw Virtualgames' schoolmate that is.

 

[bobbybullseye]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: bobbybullseye
my dad swears jesus knelt down beside him and coached him through giving cpr to my brother after he drowned. . .

Parents tell their kids a lot of lies.

Especially if he claims to be a Christian it's a pretty big lie, as he then should believe Jesus wouldn't be returning until Judgement day was due. Unless your dad saw Virtualgames' schoolmate that is.

wow. . .thanks, ass!

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: bobbybullseye

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: bobbybullseye
my dad swears jesus knelt down beside him and coached him through giving cpr to my brother after he drowned. . .

Parents tell their kids a lot of lies.

Especially if he claims to be a Christian it's a pretty big lie, as he then should believe Jesus wouldn't be returning until Judgement day was due. Unless your dad saw Virtualgames' schoolmate that is.

wow. . .thanks, ass!

uh yeah go ahead and be a good gullible little boy and believe your parents tells the truth about everything.

 

[bobbybullseye]

maybe you're right. the whole stork thing lost credibility right around 11th grade or so. does anyone else consider someone calling your father a liar akin to calling your mother a whore?

 

[Baked]

If you see Jesus in your dream and he's a white dude, your preacher has done a great job brain washing you.

 

[SilverThief]

Originally posted by: bobbybullseye
my dad swears jesus knelt down beside him and coached him through giving cpr to my brother after he drowned. . .

Thats awesome!

 

[bobbybullseye]

Originally posted by: SilverThief

Originally posted by: bobbybullseye
my dad swears jesus knelt down beside him and coached him through giving cpr to my brother after he drowned. . .

Thats awesome!

yeah, that's what i thought, too. my brother had no pulse for 5 minutes before dad revived him. that was fifteen years ago. he just graduated from the naval academy last year. say whatever you want, i believe. . .

 

[bobbybe01]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0

Originally posted by: bobbybullseye

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: bobbybullseye
my dad swears jesus knelt down beside him and coached him through giving cpr to my brother after he drowned. . .

Parents tell their kids a lot of lies.

Especially if he claims to be a Christian it's a pretty big lie, as he then should believe Jesus wouldn't be returning until Judgement day was due. Unless your dad saw Virtualgames' schoolmate that is.

wow. . .thanks, ass!

uh yeah go ahead and be a good gullible little boy and believe your parents tells the truth about everything.

uh yeah go ahead and be a good bullible little boy and question everything just for the sake off questioning everything

 

[Codegen]

Black Sabbath - Under The Sun

Well I don't want no Jesus freak to tell me what it's all about
No black magician telling me to get my soul out
Don't believe in violence, I don't even believe in peace
I've opened the door and my mind has been released

Well I don't want no preacher telling me about the god in the sky
No I don't want no one to tell me where I'm gonna go when I die
I wanna live my life, I don't want people telling me what to do
I just believe in myself, 'cause no one else is true

Every day just comes and goes
Life is one big overdose
People try to ruin me
And I can't see through their frustration

People riding their real pace
Keep on running their rat race
The ante is risen once a week
In their world of make-believe

So believe what I tell you, it's the only way to fight in the end
Just believe in yourself, you know you really shouldn't have to pretend
Don't let those empty people try and interfere with your mind
Just live your life and leave them all behind

 

[otispunkmeyer]

i dont know what jesus looks like therefore i wouldnt know if i had or hadnt

 

[VladSlayer]

Originally posted by: PeteRoy
If you have, what was the dream?

NO, but have many dream with Yulia Tymoshenko (Prime MInister of the Ukraine, until just thursday, dismissed). I also have dream with Teresa Heinz Kerry once - quickening and rapid impulses CRAZINESS, friends! I desire have the combined dream of the Prime Minister and Teresa Heinz Kerry, they come to night chamber for epic seduction of Vladimir! Wearing the all new black nylons, Good, yes? All people (male) like the sexual Heinz Kerry, yes? There is heat there.

I will regret, this communication of Jesus, what I speak?

Sorry, Regret! Ok.

Friends, be kind!

Vladimir

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Yeah, I was like "Bitch, I'm not paying your ass to stand around - cut my f*ckin' grass!"

- M4H

 

[LookingGlass]

http://psychology.about.com/library/dreams/bldreaminterpretor.htm

Type in exactly what you saw in your dream.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Baked
If you see Jesus in your dream and he's a white dude, your preacher has done a great job brain washing you.

Jesus was a Jew. so he probably had tan colored skin.

 

[leftyman]

Jesus loves me :heart:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: PeteRoy
If you have, what was the dream?

buddy jesus has shown up in my dreams before. :laugh:

 

[Strk]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Baked
If you see Jesus in your dream and he's a white dude, your preacher has done a great job brain washing you.

Jesus was from the Middle East. so he probably had tan colored skin.

fixed.

Jewish isn't a skin color.