Have you ever seen Jesus in your dream?

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Baked
If you see Jesus in your dream and he's a white dude, your preacher has done a great job brain washing you.

Jesus was from the Middle East. so he probably had tan colored skin.

fixed.

Jewish isn't a skin color.

yeh, yeh, go and get PC all over my a$s :roll:

the Jews in Jesus time, where he lived, shared a skin color.
whoop de doo.

 

[Strk]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Baked
If you see Jesus in your dream and he's a white dude, your preacher has done a great job brain washing you.

Jesus was from the Middle East. so he probably had tan colored skin.

fixed.

Jewish isn't a skin color.

yeh, yeh, go and get PC all over my a$s :roll:

the Jews in Jesus time, where he lived, shared a skin color.
whoop de doo.

Yeah, it's just a lifetime of stereotypes tend to make certain things annoy me. (like being asked, to my face, do all Jews have black hair and brown eyes, while I'm blonde and have blue eyes.)

 

[dabuddha]

Yes. True story.

Two weeks ago, I had a dream that jesus chased me into a cave and I ran to the end of the cave. I looked down and I was Fred Flinstone. Haysoos then somehow started emanating flames and I found a wooden club on the floor like Fred used to have in the cartoon. I picked it up and my last thought was "Jesus is about to get the ass whooping of a lifetime."

Freaky!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Baked
If you see Jesus in your dream and he's a white dude, your preacher has done a great job brain washing you.

Jesus was from the Middle East. so he probably had tan colored skin.

fixed.

Jewish isn't a skin color.

yeh, yeh, go and get PC all over my a$s :roll:

the Jews in Jesus time, where he lived, shared a skin color.
whoop de doo.

Yeah, it's just a lifetime of stereotypes tend to make certain things annoy me. (like being asked, to my face, do all Jews have black hair and brown eyes, while I'm blonde and have blue eyes.)

who cares? stop trying to look for something to show you are offended.
poor you.

 

[forrestroche]

Originally posted by: VladSlayer

Originally posted by: PeteRoy
If you have, what was the dream?

NO, but have many dream with Yulia Tymoshenko (Prime MInister of the Ukraine, until just thursday, dismissed). I also have dream with Teresa Heinz Kerry once - quickening and rapid impulses CRAZINESS, friends! I desire have the combined dream of the Prime Minister and Teresa Heinz Kerry, they come to night chamber for epic seduction of Vladimir! Wearing the all new black nylons, Good, yes? All people (male) like the sexual Heinz Kerry, yes? There is heat there.

I will regret, this communication of Jesus, what I speak?

Sorry, Regret! Ok.

Friends, be kind!

Vladimir

How do people put up with this clown?

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: VladSlayer

Originally posted by: PeteRoy
If you have, what was the dream?

NO, but have many dream with Yulia Tymoshenko (Prime MInister of the Ukraine, until just thursday, dismissed). I also have dream with Teresa Heinz Kerry once - quickening and rapid impulses CRAZINESS, friends! I desire have the combined dream of the Prime Minister and Teresa Heinz Kerry, they come to night chamber for epic seduction of Vladimir! Wearing the all new black nylons, Good, yes? All people (male) like the sexual Heinz Kerry, yes? There is heat there.

I will regret, this communication of Jesus, what I speak?

Sorry, Regret! Ok.

Friends, be kind!

Vladimir

hahahhahahahah i didn't see who the post was from til after i read it....I had a dream vlad slayer was watching me evacuate my rear passage.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Baked
If you see Jesus in your dream and he's a white dude, your preacher has done a great job brain washing you.

Jesus was a Jew. so he probably had tan colored skin.

Jesus doesn't have a skin color.

 

[Accipiter22]

and no, i have never had a dream about Jesus...

 

[FleshLight]

:music:Jesus loves me this I know! For the bible tells me so!:music:

 

[skrilla]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Baked
If you see Jesus in your dream and he's a white dude, your preacher has done a great job brain washing you.

Jesus was from the Middle East. so he probably had tan colored skin.

fixed.

Jewish isn't a skin color.

yeh, yeh, go and get PC all over my a$s :roll:

the Jews in Jesus time, where he lived, shared a skin color.
whoop de doo.

Yeah, it's just a lifetime of stereotypes tend to make certain things annoy me. (like being asked, to my face, do all Jews have black hair and brown eyes, while I'm blonde and have blue eyes.)

who cares? stop trying to look for something to show you are offended.
poor you.

let it go. I'm sure he is sorry for ever trying to correct you.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

how would you know who to look for?

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!

 

[whistleclient]

i see a lot of fictional characters in my dreams.

 

[tfinch2]

nope

 

[nageov3t]

yes, actually, but it wasn't really an important dream or anything.

I dreamt that Jesus was the school nurse at my junior high.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0

Originally posted by: bobbybullseye

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: bobbybullseye
my dad swears jesus knelt down beside him and coached him through giving cpr to my brother after he drowned. . .

Parents tell their kids a lot of lies.

Especially if he claims to be a Christian it's a pretty big lie, as he then should believe Jesus wouldn't be returning until Judgement day was due. Unless your dad saw Virtualgames' schoolmate that is.

wow. . .thanks, ass!

uh yeah go ahead and be a good gullible little boy and believe your parents tells the truth about everything.

Sigh.

 

[Legend]

uh yeah go ahead and be a good gullible little boy and believe your parents tells the truth about everything.

Don't even bother. The entire premise of Christianity is believing in an ancient book that was translated and doctored several times and then taking it as the literal word of God. That in itself is gullible.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Baked
If you see Jesus in your dream and he's a white dude, your preacher has done a great job brain washing you.

Jesus was a Jew. so he probably had tan colored skin.

I'd have some pretty tan colored skin if I spent my entire life in the desert too

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Legend

uh yeah go ahead and be a good gullible little boy and believe your parents tells the truth about everything.

Don't even bother. The entire premise of Christianity is believing in an ancient book that was translated and doctored several times and then taking it as the literal word of God. That in itself is gullible.

What you believe about the Bible can also be described as "gullible" but I'd also add "ignorant, unlearned, or uninformed" as well.

 

[Legend]

What you believe about the Bible can also be described as "gullible" but I'd also add "ignorant, unlearned, or uninformed" as well.

Then by all means show me that Christianity is not based on faith. Give me hard facts that the Bible is 100% the same as the original, and that the original was created by god or inspired by god.

 

[Mucho]

Speaking of dreams; not a week goes by that my girlfriend dont tell me she dreamt of her deceased mother.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Legend

What you believe about the Bible can also be described as "gullible" but I'd also add "ignorant, unlearned, or uninformed" as well.

Then by all means show me that Christianity is not based on faith. Give me hard facts that the Bible is 100% the same as the original, and that the original was created by god or inspired by god.

"based on faith" is hardly gullible. If that's what you think, then whenever anyone tells you anything like "yeah I'll be over to your house for the party tonight" then you're accepting that by faith until they prove it to you by showing up later. You accept a great many things on faith that you take for granted every single day. Faith isn't something that's reserved only for religion. You must understand this.

If you believe that the "original" text is correct, wouldn't you think that the god described in the text would be powerful enough to keep his message clean and pure? These "translators" weren't just good ol' honkey rednecks. They were extremely educated, philosophical theologists.

 

[Legend]

"based on faith" is hardly gullible. If that's what you think, then whenever anyone tells you anything like "yeah I'll be over to your house for the party tonight" then you're accepting that by faith until they prove it to you by showing up later. You accept a great many things on faith that you take for granted every single day. Faith isn't something that's reserved only for religion. You must understand this.

Faulty analogy. You're comparing something everyday such as a party invitation to something outlandish that would demand concrete proof.

I could go to the party and confirm that it's there. I got the invitation from the person hosting it.

I do not know the people that wrote the Bible. I cannot go somewhere to confirm that they wrote it.

If you believe that the "original" text is correct, wouldn't you think that the god described in the text would be powerful enough to keep his message clean and pure?

The Bible is pro-slavery. Is that the will of God?



I will only reply to evidence. No more anecdotes, comparisons or stories. I demand evidence.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Legend
Faulty analogy. You're comparing something everyday such as a party invitation to something outlandish that would demand concrete proof.

I could go to the party and confirm that it's there. I got the invitation from the person hosting it.

I do not know the people that wrote the Bible. I cannot go somewhere to confirm that they wrote it.

You also cannot confirm that the Bible isn't divinely inspired and neither can anyone else. You're asking for proof that you know doesn't exist. There's a reason it's called faith. Don't have any faith? Okay. Don't believe the Bible. It's really not that hard. However, just because you don't have any faith doesn't mean nobody else does either.

The Bible is pro-slavery. Is that the will of God?

I will only reply to evidence. No more anecdotes, comparisons or stories. I demand evidence.

What makes you say the Bible is pro-slavery?

One thing about presenting evidence to people is that they have to be willing to accept the proof. One person's proof is someone else's conspiracy. Would you deny "proof" if I or other people told you about their supernatural experiences that cannot yet be explained by science? Are you one of those science-types that refuses to believe anything that isn't supported by science? If something WAS proven with physical science, would you still not believe it?

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
how would you know who to look for?

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!

Yep - for all I know I flipped off Jesus this morning when he wouldn't get off his cell phone and actually drive. Had the whole beard thing going - could be.
Now I feel bad - it was probably an important call with the pope about the whole protestant reformation thing

 

[Legend]

What makes you say the Bible is pro-slavery?

The Bible.

"Slaves, be obedient to those who are your earthly masters, with fear and trembling, in singleness of heart, as to Christ." (Ephesians 6:5)

"Let all who are under the yoke of slavery regard their masters as worthy of all honor, so that the name of God and the teaching may not be defamed." (Timothy I 6:1)

"But every slave that is bought for money may eat of it after you have circumcised him." (Exodus 12:44)

"When you buy a Hebrew slave, he shall serve six years and in the seventh he shall go out free, for nothing." (Exodus 21:2)

"When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do." (Exodus 21:7)

"When a man strikes his slave, male or female, with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. But if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be punished; for the slave is his money." (Exodus 21:20-21)

"If a man lies carnally with a woman who is a slave, betrothed to another man and not yet ransomed or given her freedom, an inquiry shall be held. They shall not be put to death, because she was not free." (Leviticus 19:20)

"As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are round about you." (Leviticus 25:44)