Have you found Jesus?

[Syringer]

"Didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him."

Your turn.

 

[shiner]

Pretty sure he took my order at the taco stand I had lunch at today.

 

[MaxDSP]

yea, he unleashed hell on a nest of spiders for me

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Jesus LOVES ME, I KNOW IT

Wait, I'm Hindu, nevermind

 

[CrackRabbit]

Yeah, he is superglued to the dashboard of my car.

[obligitory Big Lebowski reference]
"Nobody F*cks with the Jesus"
[/obligitory Big Lebowski reference]

 

[MercenaryForHire]

1) Yeah, he's in my trunk. Caught him trying to jack my rims and beat his ass with a tire iron.

2) Yeah, he cuts my lawn. Keeps whining about how I say his name wrong though.

- M4H

 

[anxi80]

yes, and he built my hotrod.

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: anxi80
yes, and he built my hotrod.

but no gas in the tank


I'm here all week

 

[toekramp]

i saw him down at the bowling alley playing with The Dude

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
1) Yeah, he's in my trunk. Caught him trying to jack my rims and beat his ass with a tire iron.

2) Yeah, he cuts my lawn. Keeps whining about how I say his name wrong though.

- M4H

John McClane: Thanks a lot, Jesus.
Zeus: Why the hell do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: That guy back there, he called you Jesus.
Zeus: No, he didn't, he said "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don't fu** with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus! You got a problem with that?

 

[desy]

I didn't know he was lost?

Maybe a missing persons report would help?
Somebody, DO SOMETHING!!

 

[Anubis]

yes and i kicked his ass for all the sh!t he started

 

[datalink7]

Yes, he was behind the couch the whole time.

 

[JohnAn2112]

Yes.

Your brother in Christ,
John

 

[0utsider]

Yes I have, great guy

 

[Schadenfroh]

this a parody or troll thread?

 

[biostud]

Yeah, he's working in my local supermarket. I can ask for his number if you're interested.

 

[Fx02]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Pretty sure he took my order at the taco stand I had lunch at today.

YOu're so racist! just because every beloved patriot works at every Taco Bell doesn't mean their names are "JESUS"

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
this a parody or troll thread?

lil bit of a and lil bit of b


"did you lose him around here ?"

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Fx02

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Pretty sure he took my order at the taco stand I had lunch at today.

YOu're so racist! just because every beloved patriot works at every Taco Bell doesn't mean their names are "JESUS"

dude, seppuku is your only option. please take it.

 

[DaveSimmons]

:music:
Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
Well now, Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
Yeah, yeah.
Workin' from one end to the other and all points in between.

Took a jump through Mississippi, well, muddy water turned to wine.
Took a jump through Mississippi, muddy water turned to wine.
Yeah, yeah.
Then out to California through the forests and the pines.
Ah, take me with you, Jesus.

You might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
You might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have to worry 'cause takin' care of business is his name.
:music:

 

[dartworth]

he is not in the closet...or under the bed...

 

[shuan24]

Yeah, he's hangin out with his cross.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
:music:
Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
Well now, Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
Yeah, yeah.
Workin' from one end to the other and all points in between.

Took a jump through Mississippi, well, muddy water turned to wine.
Took a jump through Mississippi, muddy water turned to wine.
Yeah, yeah.
Then out to California through the forests and the pines.
Ah, take me with you, Jesus.

You might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
You might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have to worry 'cause takin' care of business is his name.
:music:

:thumbsup:

 

[Raspewtin]

He is my gardner but he likes to be calle Hey-Zeus for some reason