Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: notfred
How stupid are you, exactly?
It's probably legal, but I doubt you could find a doctor willing to help you humiliate yourself for the rest of your life.
Why is it stupid? I think it's gonna be awesome!
Facts:Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Oh My GOD!! I Can't believe that someone else is also interested in this. Dude, don't listen to these haters, they have no clue what it feels like to be infatuated with elves. I too am infatuated with elves and just like yourself, have fantasized about looking like one. But there is ONE difference. I ACTUALLY GOT THE SURGERY DONE. Yes, my ears look a lot like an elf's ear. I went down to Venezuela and got the surgery done, for cheap. No hassles no nothing. Took 3 weeks for recovery and they were looking wonderful.
Here is a pic. I could tell you EVERYTHING about it. And yes, it feels great to be an elve.
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Originally posted by: Cyberian
Facts:Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Oh My GOD!! I Can't believe that someone else is also interested in this. Dude, don't listen to these haters, they have no clue what it feels like to be infatuated with elves. I too am infatuated with elves and just like yourself, have fantasized about looking like one. But there is ONE difference. I ACTUALLY GOT THE SURGERY DONE. Yes, my ears look a lot like an elf's ear. I went down to Venezuela and got the surgery done, for cheap. No hassles no nothing. Took 3 weeks for recovery and they were looking wonderful.
Here is a pic. I could tell you EVERYTHING about it. And yes, it feels great to be an elve.
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1. Elves are mammals.
2. Elves fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Elf is to flip out and kill people.
Are you fricken Peter Pan or something.......you are a freak for sure but what else remains to be seen. I feel very sad for your parents. You need to get in touch with Michael Jackson as you have a lot in common with him and he might have some good advice for you.Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
HEs 18 and going to play pokemon ruby. WHAT A WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN you say. NO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just happen to have fun playing that game, even though it was made for 12 year olds...
Originally posted by: Whade
Chocobar please do NOT do this. I am probably one of the few here who can speak from experience, for I have had a unicorn horn surgically implanted on my forehead. It was a lifelong dream of mine and a love of unicorns that made me do it. Unicorns and rainbows used to be the in thing, but times change. I to was 18 when I found a surgeon who would agree to do such an operation.
After several operations, I was the proud owner of a beautiful 10" horn coming out of my forehead. I was elated, and used to buck and dance around. All was well at first, my friends often laughed with me about the horn, in fact everyone seemed to get very cheerful when I was around and laughed merrily. But I soon realized that having a 10" sharp obstacle on your head can be a liability. My girlfriend at the time was very supportive before and after the operation. But one day while in a throw of unicorn like passion, I poked my girlfriends eye out with the horn. She soon broke up with me and sued me for physical and emotional damages to which I'm still trying to pay to this day.
It has been 15 years, since my operation, and there is nothing sadder or more pathetic than a 33 year old "rhino man". Yes "rhinoman" is what everyone calls me now, for the only job I could get was at a carnival working along side "octopus boy". I'm also balding and can't put on a friggin hat because this piece of crap horn is in the way. Restless sleeper? If you are and have a 10" freakin' horn, you can look forward to buying a freakin' new mattress once a month or strap that mother down before you go to sleep. Like little kids birthday parties? Well try being the "monster who popped all the balloons at little Johnny what's his face's B-day bash". IT FREAKIN' SUCKS AND I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I SAVE ENOUGH FRICKIN MONEY TO HAVE THIS PIECE O' CRAP HORN REMOVED FROM MY FREAKIN' SKULL!!!!
Originally posted by: Tinkerhell
Originally posted by: Whade
Chocobar please do NOT do this. I am probably one of the few here who can speak from experience, for I have had a unicorn horn surgically implanted on my forehead. It was a lifelong dream of mine and a love of unicorns that made me do it. Unicorns and rainbows used to be the in thing, but times change. I to was 18 when I found a surgeon who would agree to do such an operation.
After several operations, I was the proud owner of a beautiful 10" horn coming out of my forehead. I was elated, and used to buck and dance around. All was well at first, my friends often laughed with me about the horn, in fact everyone seemed to get very cheerful when I was around and laughed merrily. But I soon realized that having a 10" sharp obstacle on your head can be a liability. My girlfriend at the time was very supportive before and after the operation. But one day while in a throw of unicorn like passion, I poked my girlfriends eye out with the horn. She soon broke up with me and sued me for physical and emotional damages to which I'm still trying to pay to this day.
It has been 15 years, since my operation, and there is nothing sadder or more pathetic than a 33 year old "rhino man". Yes "rhinoman" is what everyone calls me now, for the only job I could get was at a carnival working along side "octopus boy". I'm also balding and can't put on a friggin hat because this piece of crap horn is in the way. Restless sleeper? If you are and have a 10" freakin' horn, you can look forward to buying a freakin' new mattress once a month or strap that mother down before you go to sleep. Like little kids birthday parties? Well try being the "monster who popped all the balloons at little Johnny what's his face's B-day bash". IT FREAKIN' SUCKS AND I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I SAVE ENOUGH FRICKIN MONEY TO HAVE THIS PIECE O' CRAP HORN REMOVED FROM MY FREAKIN' SKULL!!!!
lol.
As far as the elven ears, who cares if he wants to get it done? Let him do what he wants; there's no reason to make fun of him.
Originally posted by: Kitros
Quite honestly, I don't see why changing one's appearance is all that frightening or shunned by you guys. For one, you ALL post on forums... and I bet you all talk about what happened on ATOT last night to your family and friends. Take a look around you... the world is filled with people who like to have fun, and do things. Your saying "don't do it because it's dumb" sounds a lot like those who were against the skirt, tatoos, piercings, long hair, PDAs, computer games... in fact, there's always a peanut gallery of judgemental fools who can always find a reason why something is dumb. Seriously, you can pick out anything anyone does and say it's dumb, asides from basic survival actions. Why someone can't just do what they want (that doesn't hurt another, especially) without ridicule... is beyond me... Does it make you all feel better? Is that why you're here on the forums?
Everyone would have a field day with him... Better get used to people pointing, laughing, and asking if they're real.Originally posted by: Kojak
What if the draft is reinstated? Your drill instructor will have a field day with you.
Originally posted by: chocobaR
Okay so I love Elves... I especially love their ears. :heart: I've been thinking of some stuff that I would love to do and doing a plastic surgery to get Elven ears is one of them. I probably won't be doing it right now but I'd like to do it in maybe 5-6 years.
I was wondering if it was legal? Some guy at school said he knew some dude who wanted to get cat whiskers but he wasn't allowed to! :Q