He- he

[Infos]

some hmmmms..........

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older, then it dawned on me:
they're cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks, so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the post office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen
could look for them while they deliver the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

 

[Spyro]

Heh

 

[Savarak]

I am the joke killer! hear me roar!

Originally posted by: Infos
some hmmmms..........

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
no. "Please wait while Windows is loading..." is the longest

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
No such things as inter venous during that time

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
only by their customers

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
only when the toilets are out of order

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
the color of their eyebrow or lashes


I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older, then it dawned on me:
they're cramming for their final exam.
yup


I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks, so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
they use their breasts


Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the post office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen
could look for them while they deliver the mail?
mailmen are morning people... criminals are nighttime people... therefore putting them on mail is counteractive


If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
to destroy joke thread attempts


You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
or program in assembly


No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
they do when the other team cries and whines and begs as they lose


Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
2^5 times faster, but then photographers will have a harder time taking pictures of them

 

[Deeko]

meh

 

[Zim Hosein]

Hehe