He Was Feeling Eel . . .

[Perknose]

ITB!

 

[rcpratt]

Hahahahah. What a way to go.

 

[ahenkel]

Win for worst way to die ever.

 

[Ika]

lol worst way for a prank to backfire... "OH SHIT"

 

[guyver01]

lol worst way for a prank to backfire... "OH SHIT"

yup... and if it wasn't the sun.. i'd say whoever did it should be up for murder, or at least homicide.

but... its the sun...

 

[0roo0roo]

what..not just white frat boys?

 

[KeithTalent]

Oh dear lord. D:

KT

 

[PieIsAwesome]

om nom nom?

 

[AnonymouseUser]

The moray eel of the story: Don't pass out drunk around friends.

 

[Leros]

How drunk do you have to be to not wake up from an eel eating your insides?

 

[destrekor]

How drunk do you have to be to not wake up from an eel eating your insides?

seriously

you'd think after the first few chomps, you'd wake up screaming "my insides are burning!!!...wai..WTF is in my ass?!!1"

must have been like... almost to alcohol poisoning level of pass out drunk.

 

[Leros]

must have been like... almost to alcohol poisoning level of pass out drunk.

That's what I was thinking.

 

[Ika]

But really, why would his pals stick a LIVE eel HEAD FIRST up someone's rectum? That's just cruel... eels aren't exactly the most docile creatures.

 

[Printer Bandit]

50 cm = 20 inches

 

[Ruptga]

my sphincter clenched when I read that

 

[Chronoshock]

Appropriate Chappelle skit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvg-ug9CvE#t=1m13s

Edit: and apparently it happens in China too

 

[Locut0s]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html

"Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels." D:

In case anyone wonders WTF is going on in this thread for future reference. This post and the 3 that follow were merged in from a repost thread.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html

"Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels." D:

Another one? D:

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

PSA: Don't insert an eel up your or anyone else's ass.

Saw this thread just in time. Thanks.

 

[Locut0s]

Another one? D:

Fuck. ok lock it up.

 

[Miramonti]

my sphincter clenched when I read that

Apparently the doctor's sphincter was more eel-ass-tic.

 

[Leros]

Saw this thread just in time. Thanks.

Too late. Why couldn't you have posted this yesterday!?!?!?!?

RIP Jimmy

 

[V00DOO]

That's a fvck up prank!

 

[Leros]

That's a fvck up prank!

A prank is something you can laugh about later. The best result of this is he wakes up with a dead eel in his ass. Not exactly something to be laughing about later.

 

[dighn]

devoured from the inside yuck. sounds like some kind of cruel and unusual medievil punshiment. I hope that news is fake.