Please be advised, if you aren't making at least $350K a year, with a $75K bonus, you are poor. Like, DIRT poor. I mean, sad pathetic failure of everything in life dirt poor.
And, the solution to everything is to not do or do something. Examples:
1) Have a headache? Well, stop having a headache.
2) Don't like paying rent? Well, buy a house.
3) Have cancer? Well, stop having cancer.
4) Want to visit another planet? Well, go visit another planet.
Also, bicycles - you EVER praise bicycles on these forums, you will get reckt-ed. We drive mother fucking automobiles. With tires the size of large fat men. We hit and pass the speed limit, like we want to hit cyclists.
,.. GGGAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!! (this is me being enraged at the idea of someone on a bicycle)
One more thing - gift cards,.. go to hell.