Help! Doctor said I cannot smoke until my ankle healed.

[bradly1101]

lol First time I read "I quit a fifteen year old . . ." Dayum, that's a broken ankle.

 

[moonbogg]

You can VAPE ZERO NIC E-JUICE

Boomlegitfromtheboggbitch

 

[bradly1101]

Sorry, but smoking is one thing I'm definitely judgmental about. Smokers: you smell like ass, you are slowly killing yourself and you are wasting a ton of money in the process. Plus, the majority of you seem to use the world as your personal trash can. I'm disgusted every time I have to stand near you and breathe the stink.

Braznor: Take this as an opportunity to end your disgusting habit, make yourself healthier, and save some cash!

I used to volunteer cleanup at the beach and by far the most common item was cigarette butts. I don't know if that many people smoke at the beach or if they were getting washed down the nearby rivers (containing all of L.A.'s street runoff) and washing up on the shore, but they were impossible to keep up with.

And now that everyone smokes outside, we all get to smell it.

 

[disappoint]

1. Follow your doctor's advice, it sounds....like sound advice.
2. Go over to P&N...
3. Whatever the hell you're really going through won't seem so bad in comparison.

 

[Blanky]

So no alcohol. D:
No....wink wink wink D:
Absolutely no fucking cigarettes! Not even nicotine chewing gum. D:


He gave me sleeping pills and painkillers. But a man cannot live on pills alone. How do I substitute nicotine? I haven't had a cigarette since this evening and I'm getting the jeebies already.... :\

What do I do? Help me guys. I'm fucking drying out here. I will be dead by tomorrow without my cigarette fix. D:

Stop being fucking retarded. Quit smoking.

I'm glad that smokers are increasingly being looked down upon and ostracized for the imbeciles they are. I've seen a huge, and wonderful turn around in the past couple of decades in this regard.

 

[Blanky]

Just read this today: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2966430/Two-thirds-smokers-die-habit.html

Two thirds of smokers will die from the habit - and slash ten years from their lives

Also, after watching John Oliver's recent bit on tobacco I ordered the Jeff the diseased lung t-shirt. http://store.hbo.com/last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver-jeff-t-shirt/detail.php?p=810678

 

[BUTCH1]

why no nicotine?

Nicotine is a vasio-constrictor, it causes the vascular system to spasm and constrict, OP must have a serious infection and his Dr. is concerned about blood-flow to the area.

 

[BUTCH1]

I used to volunteer cleanup at the beach and by far the most common item was cigarette butts. I don't know if that many people smoke at the beach or if they were getting washed down the nearby rivers (containing all of L.A.'s street runoff) and washing up on the shore, but they were impossible to keep up with.

And now that everyone smokes outside, we all get to smell it.

This might come as a shock to you but the majority of smokers DO NOT fling butts out of their car windows, I never have and never will. Also, since no one wants anyone smoking anymore it's close to impossible to find an ashtray these days. As for your smelling cig's outside your getting into Waaaamblulance territory, WTF do you do when a diesel truck or bus comes near, not to mention wildfires, fireplaces, BBq's, all of which put tons of air-borne pollutants out, do you have a protective plastic bubble to keep you safe?.

 

[Schmide]

Skip the narks except when you sleep. Take Herb to the Gym. Dress better.

 

[Captante]

pics of S.O.

Why would you want pics of his right hand? :awe:

 

[xaeniac]

Your Doc is a Quack. You can smoke

 

[phucheneh]

God, these fucking children of the 'TRUTH' campaign are so much worse than any smoker.

I smoke cigarettes sometimes. Typically less than a pack a week. I don't smell. I don't litter. I don't inconvenience anyone.

Every person who smokes is not your fucking three-pack-a-day uncle that touched you when you were a child.

Sincerely,
Fuck You.

 

[Blanky]

God, these fucking children of the 'TRUTH' campaign are so much worse than any smoker.

I smoke cigarettes sometimes. Typically less than a pack a week. I don't smell. I don't litter. I don't inconvenience anyone.

Every person who smokes is not your fucking three-pack-a-day uncle that touched you when you were a child.

Sincerely,
Fuck You.

Smoker rage!

 

[disappoint]

Smoker rage!

Tobacco madness.

 

[tynopik]

What do I do? Help me guys. I'm fucking drying out here. I will be dead by tomorrow without my cigarette fix. D:

Dibs on your rig

 

[Braznor]

Got through the first night without the smokes.

Turned on the AC to full to mask the jeebies.

Sucked on ice cubes until I fell asleep.

Even the fucking sleeping pills stopped working......

 

[Ruptga]

Quit the cigs, don't have more than one drink per day, and don't smoke anything else either. Cigarettes are awful anyway, if you still like nicotine once your ankle heals switch to an e-cig or something. There are plenty of ways to get nicotine that don't require killing yourself.

 

[Braznor]

Quit the cigs, don't have more than one drink per day, and don't smoke anything else either. Cigarettes are awful anyway, if you still like nicotine once your ankle heals switch to an e-cig or something. There are plenty of ways to get nicotine that don't require killing yourself.

I smoked like half a pack a day.

beeeerp.....

All good things have to come to an end........ :\

 

[Azraele]

Braznor, I know you're having a tough time, but awesome job on making it through the first night. If you can hang in there, have you considered stopping for good?

 

[disappoint]

I smoked like half a pack a day.

beeeerp.....

All good things have to come to an end........ :\

What good things are coming to an end?

Your ankle is messed up, that will come to an end. Cigarettes will increase your risk of getting lung cancer, cardiovascular disease, emphysema, chronic bronchitis...and that might be coming to an end. How are any of those things good?

 

[shortylickens]

start masturbating.

 

[Schmide]

Tobacco madness.

Tomacco? Madness?

 

[waffleironhead]

Ignore that fool doctor. They are so full of it. Mine keeps telling me to quit bacon or ill kick the bu

 

[Stopsignhank]

Got through the first night without the smokes.

Turned on the AC to full to mask the jeebies.

Sucked on ice cubes until I fell asleep.

Even the fucking sleeping pills stopped working......

Congratulations!!!! You made it your first day, now go for two.

 

[Ruptga]

Congratulations!!!! You made it your first day, now go for two.

Yep, having a broken ankle is going to suck no matter what, might as well keep at it.