Help me catch my neighbor

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Larnz

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Dec 15, 2010
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Man I have never even heard of having to pay for water, don't have to here. Seems like quite an easy thing to steal, must be a pain in the arse trying to confirm that nobody "borrowed" the hose from your front lawn when you werant home etc...
 

MrColin

Platinum Member
May 21, 2003
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75 posts and nobody has suggested going over and asking "Have you been using my water?"
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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Man I have never even heard of having to pay for water, don't have to here. Seems like quite an easy thing to steal, must be a pain in the arse trying to confirm that nobody "borrowed" the hose from your front lawn when you werant home etc...

We have no meters here either but we do pay a flat fee, which is not cheap. To me they should just incorporate it with taxes though. We already pay enough, no excuse that it can't cover it.

I think some of the bigger towns have meters though. Sucks if you have a pool. D:
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Man I have never even heard of having to pay for water, don't have to here. Seems like quite an easy thing to steal, must be a pain in the arse trying to confirm that nobody "borrowed" the hose from your front lawn when you werant home etc...
Everybody pays for what they use, one way or another. You just aren't sure how.
 

SP33Demon

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Jun 22, 2001
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75 posts and nobody has suggested going over and asking "Have you been using my water?"

And then I can't catch him in the act and take him to court if she won't pay up. Plus he'd just deny it, he has trailer trash mentality. Their townhouse neighbors already sold their place b/c of they insist on partying until 3am on weekends.
 

SP33Demon

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Jun 22, 2001
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1am, nothing. I don't see them out and about, they're probably asleep and it's unlikely he will water b/c a storm just rolled through.
 

TakeNoPrisoners

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Jun 3, 2011
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Roundup isn't a good idea, unless you find a way to put a steady supply of it down the hose then it won't work.
 

SP33Demon

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Jun 22, 2001
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Not seeing any movement tonight, theyre probably resting for the holiday tomorrow.
 

Markbnj

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Your meter, eh Mark?
Not everyone here is working in the geek industry. I've installed more meter setters and meters than there are posts in this thread. That line from the meter to the home springs a leak with the mundane regularity of a failed deathstar hard drive.
Unless the house is new, it is most often copper, and simply wears out, corrodes, gets bunged up by a root, nicked by the original installers, nicked by other utility guys, crimped, smashed on backfill with a rock........

I'll take your word for it, and for the guy whose meter is 75 feet away, then yeah, obviously there is a lot of pipe that can leak water you're paying for. If the meter is close to the house, I would think you'd notice. Not saying they don't leak.
 

Phoenix86

Lifer
May 21, 2003
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bunch of small minded pussies on this forum.

get a camera and film him! check your water meter! wahhh wahhh

Think BIG.

Get your hands on a dye pack (the stuff banks use to catch robbers). Rig it up to the hose. Laugh at your neighbor covered in pink dye.

We've all heard of the umbrella assassination. Rig up a couple needles on the faucet filled with cyanide. Game over.

Dig a couple inches down under the hose reel. Fill with water. Add live wire. Enjoy neighbor barbeque.

If you really want to be elaborate: Buy 2 dozen eggs, a jar of vaseline, three foam pool noodles, and a blonde wig. You'll need a circular saw and nail gun also. Start by cracking all the eggs, mix them with the vaseline, and heat the mixture in the over to exactly 400 degrees. In the meantime, use the circular saw to cut the foam noodles into 8 equal sections. Now, put the wig on, wait by the window, and when you see your neighbor by the hose... shoot him.
So I also need an oven.
 

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Turn off all our faucets and check your meter. If the leak/flow meter is spinning, you have a leak.
 

Doppel

Lifer
Feb 5, 2011
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Turn off all our faucets and check your meter. If the leak/flow meter is spinning, you have a leak.
Nah, this is too straight forward, there must be a more roundabout way to do it!!

I dunno if anybody mentioned this, probably. To be sure he's even taking it, plug the end of your faucet with something up inside it that will flow harmlessly into his hose but that can ONLY be ejected if you turn water on. For added fun, you could even shove a bunch of macaroni up inside your faucet. Depending on the kind of faucet--e.g. the ones that withstand freezing, there is actually a lot of room up in there. Put a bunch of pieces of macaroni up in there and next time he turns his sprinkler on he'll wonder why the water flow is so bad, and it will eventually plug up as the macaroni expands in the water.
 

jupiter57

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Nov 18, 2001
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I think you guys might be overplaying the chance of a leak. I didn't see anyone ask about the location of the water meter. Any leak you're paying for would have to be between the meter and the various valves in your house. Our meter is actually in the basement, so if we had a leak we'd presumably know about it fairly soon. On many houses the meter is mounted by the side of the house and the output runs right through the wall into the basement. There aren't that many places for water to be leaking without being noticed. Maybe if it's a crawlspace under the first floor it would pass unnoticed.

My meter is out by the street about 75 yards from the house.

LOL, my meter is almost 1/2 mile from my house, next to the highway.
I had a leak last fall, no noticeable water ANYWHERE, just a nearly double water bill. (Water bill was usually ~$100 mo., with water for cattle, etc.)
Finally found a soft, mushy spot in the curve in the drive, dug it up, found it. 4 ft. deep.
It was directly under the driveway where some idiot installed it under the drive, running up to the main inlet next to the barn, rather than run 10 more feet to offset it enough to be entirely in the grass!
To top it off, it was only 1/2" polyethylene!
This spring, I trenched it all the way from the meter to the inlet & installed 1" CPVC.
Now I have more pressure & my bill is less than $85 mo. even in this drought/Heat wave we are having!
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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this is the good thing about have a well. nobody can steal my water! damn water thief's!
 

HeXen

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Dec 13, 2009
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You have a leak, your neighbor isn't stealing anything.

all he'd have to do is turn off all his water in the house and check the meter in his water pit. if its moving or moves within a period of time without him using any water then he knows he has a leak


It was directly under the driveway where some idiot installed it under the drive, running up to the main inlet next to the barn, rather than run 10 more feet to offset it enough to be entirely in the grass!
To top it off, it was only 1/2" polyethylene!

probably the contracter that put it in when the house was still under construction. I know when i bury electric to a new house, i sure as hell will take the shorter and/or faster route to get there. If you did it for a living, you would too...especially if you have to cross anything requiring you to hand dig.
ya gotta think, everythings just not so black n white simple. Sometimes there could have been some other obstacle in the way that is no longer there, even on new contruction, often you find stacks of bricks or mounds of sand/dirt in your way and have to take a different route.
Almost every house we do, we have to run the electric under where the drive way will be poured. cause the junction point sits in between 2 houses , and the meter is always on the other side...at least in my area, why that is, well ask the engineers, but its not always the fault of who bury's stuff.
 
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Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
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bunch of small minded pussies on this forum.

get a camera and film him! check your water meter! wahhh wahhh

Think BIG.

Get your hands on a dye pack (the stuff banks use to catch robbers). Rig it up to the hose. Laugh at your neighbor covered in pink dye.

We've all heard of the umbrella assassination. Rig up a couple needles on the faucet filled with cyanide. Game over.

Dig a couple inches down under the hose reel. Fill with water. Add live wire. Enjoy neighbor barbeque.

If you really want to be elaborate: Buy 2 dozen eggs, a jar of vaseline, three foam pool noodles, and a blonde wig. You'll need a circular saw and nail gun also. Start by cracking all the eggs, mix them with the vaseline, and heat the mixture in the over to exactly 400 degrees. In the meantime, use the circular saw to cut the foam noodles into 8 equal sections. Now, put the wig on, wait by the window, and when you see your neighbor by the hose... shoot him.


I seriously thought you were going to replace the bold part with: "You'll know what to do."
 

Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
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1am, nothing. I don't see them out and about, they're probably asleep and it's unlikely he will water b/c a storm just rolled through.

He knows as well as anyone that you're more likely to stay up late because you probably don't have work on the holiday. Why did you even bother watching last night?
 

olds

Elite Member
Mar 3, 2000
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OP is hiding in the bushes while his water leaks underground. Eventually the townhouse will collapse from the erosion caused by the leak.
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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He knows as well as anyone that you're more likely to stay up late because you probably don't have work on the holiday. Why did you even bother watching last night?

fuck that. that's a stupid conclusion. The real reason is the Neighbor is also stealing his internet and seeing what hte OP post.

face it OP the guy is on to you. he know's that you will be looking so watch out. i wouldn't post anything else i bet he has already notified the police over the fact that there are instructions on how to shoot him.

get your ass ready. it's going to get a stretching in prison!
 

SP33Demon

Lifer
Jun 22, 2001
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Actually, a new development today. I found out someone took off the water nozzle attachment on the hose (last time I used it, it was on), and it's sitting on the window pane outside of the house. Guess where he stores his hose attachements? Yep, on the window pane on his side of the property. Roommate said he doesn't even touch the hose. It's pretty obvious that this guy is stealing water.

Now I just need a good spycam to catch him.
 
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dmcowen674

No Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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Actually, a new development today. I found out someone took off the water nozzle attachment on the hose (last time I used it, it was on), and it's sitting on the window pane outside of the house. Guess where he stores his hose attachements? Yep, on the window pane on his side of the property. Roommate said he doesn't even touch the hose. It's pretty obvious that this guy is stealing water.

Now I just need a good spycam to catch him.

I have one of these. It take perfect picture at night.

I take it wherever I go including on the motorcycle where I mounted a USB port on my 1986 Honda VT500. 1986 meets 2012.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...EN6NX9RBJ93NFF

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