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Monel Funkawitz

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Oct 12, 1999
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I figured that would get your attention. LOL

How did everyone's New Year's go? I didn't get drunk, had one drink, got two stitches, ate pork and saurkraut until I got sick, and loafed around all day.
 

DJBOB

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Well first you need to down to the local pron store then........ Ohh you we're just kidding lol Well mines been pretty nice. Haven't got any sleep since my patters are all screwed up so I have to stay up all today to fix them. Now going strong, 27 hours without sleep, 1 more to go

Bob
 

Monel Funkawitz

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You are nuts! I stayed up until 5am. Clubs closed at 3, went to a party for a few hrs. I was up at 11 this morning.

I still have lots of energ.........................
 

Phunktion

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I got two kisses.. one from a female friend I really like and another nice kiss from some really cool hot chick who said I was cute (obviously drunk) when I went down to dance.. I'm happy

Happy New Years!! 2002!!
 

tweakmm

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May 28, 2001
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it was great! Chilled with my cousins and their friends and drank my ass off.
It was just this afternoon that wasnt as good
 

Sir Fredrick

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Mine was rather lame. No parties for me. I went to my ex (from several years ago) gf's place and hung out with her mom and her sister...she was out at some party with her bf. We sat around reading good quotes from Einstein, Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and other revolutionaries. Then we turned on Leno near midnight and watched the ball drop, and then watched his show...which was worse than usual, IMO. Then Conan came on and there was a cool band, Southern Comfort on the Skids.
Then we watched "The Big Labowskey" which kicked some ass. Then I went to bed.
I need a gf.
 

jobberd

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Mar 30, 2001
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I managed to down a mickey of rum in a period of less then an hour, then proceeded to throw up an hour later If you're gonna drink people, drink responsibly
 

tweakmm

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<< I managed to down a mickey of rum in a period of less then an hour, then proceeded to throw up an hour later If you're gonna drink people, drink responsibly >>


heh
i rocked a mickey of barcardi in 10 minutes and i didnt stop there
 

Mustangrrl

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Oct 10, 1999
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<< I'd do ya for a million! >>

I'd do you for $25,000.
My New Years was good, I had a blast and didn't get too drunk (which means no bad memories and no new enemies). My ex said I was "real rude" at some point, but he's insane.
What'd you get stitches for? Is there a backstory I'm missing here?
~robyn
 

Monel Funkawitz

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Oct 12, 1999
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Alcohol and firearms. Thats what happened.

Every year, we go outside after the ball drops, shake wallets at the sky (Pretty funny, you gotta be there to understand), and then blast off some ammo at out range to make some noise. It was cold, and a spring broke on one of my guns, cutting my finger with each cycle from the recoil, and jamming in almost an inch under the skin on the last shot. My hands were REALLY cold, so I didn't feel any pain til I got inside.

Imagine a cut about 3/8" wide, 1/8" deep, and a place where a piece of wire got jammed in about 1 inch right under the skin. I didn't feel a thing, and actually the first thing that gave it away was things sticking to my hand. I left a trail from outside into the house that I had to clean up, plus a little splatter on my coat and on my face and left arm. Everyone was freakin out, making me go to the hospital, and I was more worried about staining the carpet. Then about that time the pain kicked in. I cleaned it up later.
 

TallBill

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Apr 29, 2001
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mine went good... drank two friends under the table.. one kid had only drank one time before.. he had over a dozen shots of jack very quickly and proceeded to puke.. and the drinking started after midnight so i got in some time with my gf too
 
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Fiancee had the flu, so no drunken nookie for me.

Looking at my credit card bills this evening, I'm considering whoring myself out to you j/k
 

moks78

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Jan 5, 2001
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<< my ex's new nickname is "pukey" >>



same as "puki" which is something you want back in my country.
 

Farbio

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i bartended last nite.....made some decent money, but our bar was hoppin and i was busy for many hours past new years, so i didn't get to do too much drinking
 

Jfur

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<< Alcohol and firearms. Thats what happened.

Every year, we go outside after the ball drops, shake wallets at the sky (Pretty funny, you gotta be there to understand), and then blast off some ammo at out range to make some noise. It was cold, and a spring broke on one of my guns, cutting my finger with each cycle from the recoil, and jamming in almost an inch under the skin on the last shot. My hands were REALLY cold, so I didn't feel any pain til I got inside.

Imagine a cut about 3/8" wide, 1/8" deep, and a place where a piece of wire got jammed in about 1 inch right under the skin. I didn't feel a thing, and actually the first thing that gave it away was things sticking to my hand. I left a trail from outside into the house that I had to clean up, plus a little splatter on my coat and on my face and left arm. Everyone was freakin out, making me go to the hospital, and I was more worried about staining the carpet. Then about that time the pain kicked in. I cleaned it up later.
>>



:Q ow. I HATE hand wounds. Hope it heals quickly
 

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Nitemare

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<<

<< my ex's new nickname is "pukey" >>


same as "puki" which is something you want back in my country.
>>


<---guessing on what that means..

Sir Fred
How about getting some "puki" from pukey's sis. Sounds like both she and her mom like you to entertain you on new years eve.
 
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