Help me name my new mineral specimen

[IronWing]

 

[SKORPI0]

cockexzite

 

[MrSquished]

fingerinfectiutus

 

[Iron Woode]

um, yeah.

I'm not getting involved in this thread....

 

[PottedMeat]

phallusite, orgy configuration

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

George has a nice ring to it.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Thing

: snap! snap! :

... it is altogether ooky

https://youtu.be/nKEz_1C9U7Y

 

[brianmanahan]

bangormainizite

 

[RLGL]

stupid!

 

[Crono]

It looks like a diglett orgy. I always knew you geologist folks had dirty minds.

 

[John Connor]

The Three Dickamigos!

 

[John Connor]

What the hell kind of specimen is that anyway?

 

[pcgeek11]

Do you really want to know?

Really?

 

[pcgeek11]

I think I saw that in Tijuana on a long weekend. Not sure it was sorta foggy, mentally.

 

[Newbian]

That's not a mineral specimen...this is a mineral specimen:

 

[John Connor]

That's incredible!!

 

[IronWing]

That's not a mineral specimen...this is a mineral specimen:

A match made in heaven.

 

[brainhulk]

it's the diglett stone!

 

[Murloc]

That's not a mineral specimen...this is a mineral specimen:

never seen one so big, I wonder what it's worth.

Also to have the holes, do they saw them off? Or do they find them already broken?

 

[Ruptga]

never seen one so big, I wonder what it's worth.

Also to have the holes, do they saw them off? Or do they find them already broken?

Geodes look like regular rocks before they're opened up. If you find one you can crack it open with a hammer and chisel, but of course they sometimes shatter instead of splitting.

 

[brianmanahan]

it's the diglett stone!

nominate for ban

 

[IronWing]

What the hell kind of specimen is that anyway?

Chalcedony, a micro-crystalline variety of quartz
The big geode Newbian posted is amethyst, another variety of quartz.

 

[sdifox]

Magicfingers

 

[Cr0nJ0b]

deconstructed bag of dicks

 

[BurnItDwn]

I believe that mineral is classified as "Help Me Doctor!"