You'll get them to do it 80-90% of the time because what woman doesn't love to teach a man a thing or two?
You're arguing with a woman, specifically your wife, on how to clean things up? The correct answer is "I don't know, can you show me?" That's the only answer that's required for things like this.
....I spilled a small amount of egg nog on the tile floor, and reached for a kitchen towel to wipe it up....
This. Seriously what the hell is wrong with some people? I've seen houses where they don't even have kitchen towels. People would dry their hands with paper towel. Do they shower like that too? Get out of the shower and use an entire roll of paper towel to dry off?I don't use paper towels. I'd use a damp rag to clean it up. I keep 2 by the sink. One for counters and dishes, and the other for the floor.
You're arguing with a woman, specifically your wife, on how to clean things up? The correct answer is "I don't know, can you show me?" That's the only answer that's required for things like this.