HELP! My life is so *OVER*!!!!

[dakata24]

<< Either you are a very pathetic person, or you're doing a poor job at mimicing my sarcasm-threads. Sorry >>




i was hoping for a more indepth critique, but i guess that'll do..


hammer09 is definately on the right track to become a Lifer imo.

 

[StageLeft]

OMG upon further thought this is classic. You make a tribute thread following my own BS-style about some story, then I reply without reading the rest of the thread (just like how people do when I make these silly threads), and all this time if I'd of even bothered to read it at all it would have been so plain. Alas, well done! I also give an A++

 

[Hammer]

Thank you, I'm glad you approve

 

[Geekbabe]

I thought the whole thread was hysterical

 

[StageLeft]

<< These type of threads were funny once.

The magic is gone. >>

That was the driving force behind my first post in this thread, until I realized what I'd done :Q

 

[dakata24]

u know what hammer09? i just noticed that you and skoorb look somewhat alike... the family resembelance is amazing.. could you be the long lost son that skoorb never had?



sorry.. neffing cuz im bored. blah blah blah!!!

 

[FrogDog]

Major props and snaps to you, hammer09. This was beautifully crafted.

 

[sitka]

what drama!!!

 

[bigdaddykane]

bye bye oh yeah can i have your used car.

 

[Hammer]

LOL, keep 'em coming.

 

[aimn]

hammer9 you need to get a grip. I hope your dad doesnt buy you anything you spoiled little brat. "I cant be seen in a used car, my friends will make fun of me." Nice friends, pretty deep people. Man, you guys are @#$%ed up.

 

[Sepen]

<< No, I'm not its not fair. I told my girlfriend before that if she gained any more wait I would get rid of her. Then she says this! And my dad just gave a lame excuse about the economy and stuff. I don't care, I want my car. Then that other chick will go out with me. >>



ROTFLOL!

 

[Thegonagle]

<< LOL, keep 'em coming. >>


But how do we know if they're real anymore?

 

[flavio]

Nifty

 

[Hammer]

What, you can't feel the anger and outrage?



<<

<< LOL, keep 'em coming. >>


But how do we know if they're real anymore? >>

 

[bcterps]

This is the funniest thread I've read in quite some time!

--Ben

 

[Corn]

Hammer, are you the same Hammer that was at the PCA party this past August?

....because if you are, well...err....your first post had me over a barrel LOL. I kept thinking, what about your wife?

 

[Jen]

<< I thought the whole thread was hysterical >>




i have to agree.......



Jen

 

[Juniper]

So, is it a joke or something?

About the car, Hammer, you're one spoiled person. Be thankful your father is paying for your car.

 

[GundamW]

great job hammer09

it just shows how many people never read all of the replies before they post their own.

I wonder how long this thread will get.

 

[Hammer]

Corn: nope, not the same hammer.

Oh, I though I'd share some of my "hate" pms

[name withheld to protect the duped]


<< How could you be so heartless with your GF? Instead of calling her fat, maybe you should help her! >>



My reply:

I did, I told her I did not care if she needed to binge and purge or use methamphetamine, she needed to lose the weight or we were through. What more motivatiation does she need?



<< You b@stard! >>



EDIT: for spelling

 

[mrCide]

nice.. good job, i like how you freakin spelled it out too.

 

[mposis]

what's a nef?

 

[SpecialEd]

are people still falling for the initial post in the thread? This is too funny..

 

[azazyel]

This kinda of teaches people not to take these threads so personally...props2U