HELP! My life is so *OVER*!!!!

[AkumaX]

dump the b!tch and sell the used 3 series and put it for a down payment on a new 5 series

nef

 

[SaltBoy]

Bravo. I now have a new sig!

 

[xero940]

A quality nef by you, sir. I could not have RAPPED such a nef rhyme...

...especially considering my rap nefs get no love here

That was great how you spelled it out tho...

 

[Kanalua]

<< Even after this I find out my dad isn't going to come through for me. He was going to buy me
for my 17th birthday a brand new BMW 323. Instead he said he is going to get me a USED one
for me. I can't be seen in a used car! My friends would laugh at me. >>





<< my dad just gave a lame excuse about the economy and stuff. I don't care, I want my car. >>



WTF! Are you kidding? Grow up you punk little b|tch, no wonder your chick is screwing your friend, you're a pathetic little whining kid. Get a life, how about going out and getting ajob and paying for your own car. I have no sympathy for you, your next girlfriend will cheat on you, and your wife will cheat on you with your father because he'll take better care of her than you ever will.

You are one sad piece

 

[weeeplop]

You are complaining because you are getting a used car instead of a new BMW? Ur one spoiled kid.

Just the fact that you are wanting a new car because other people care is immature.

You are just too immature and retarded.

But it was wrong for your best friend to be cheating with your gf. Why don't you go fight him like the immature way you think?

 

[EvilYoda]

It was decently plausible, about the g/f part, until you talked about the car.........then the Skoorb-dar went off.

(The girl part sounds plausible to me, cuz that's what I'd do if my girl was getting fat. ^_^ Although, she'd never cheat on me with my best friend, that's just disgusting. All of my friends are engin nerds.)

 

[munruss]

i would dump her fat ass. forget her and your friend. find a new piece of ass and a new best friend.

 

[starwarsdad]

BEAUTIFUL!!!


I feel for you man. Your life sucks the big one. It wraps it's mouth all the way around the meaty end of the big one. It bobs up and down on the top third of the big one, only occasionally taking the big one all the way inside. laughing myself into an asthma attack!!!!!!!!

 

[Kanalua]

<< << How could you be so heartless with your GF? Instead of calling her fat, maybe you should help her! >> >>





<< My reply: >>




<< I did, I told her I did not care if she needed to binge and purge or use methamphetamine, she needed to lose the weight or we were through. What more motivatiation does she need? >>





<< << You b@stard! >> >>

 

[HappyFace]

How dare your dad not give you a brand new BMW for your birthday. I mean, WTF? All the other rich kids get one.

Phunny post. I was going to start flaming away, but once I got past the few first lines I was laughing my ash off.

 

[weezergirl]

LOL. this thread is classic. especially when skoorb fell for it himself. u definitely deserve a new bmw after this one or maybe just a cookie

 

[KatLei]

W:QW

 

[mithrandir2001]

The whining about getting a used BMW instead of a new one was what told me the initial post was simply satire. The first paragraph sounded entirely plausible, however.

 

[ProviaFan]

/me is one of the people who reads the whole thread.

LOL, very funny, though I thought all along that you were either joking or you were a big j@ck@$$.

 

[TrueBlueLS]

Hate to say it man, but grow up already!

 

[Lithium381]

<< You know what my Daddy bought me for my 17th B-day........JACK SH!T >>



I got less than that!

 

[HombrePequeno]

Best...Thread...Ever.

 

[CalamitousSoul]

Ok, call me an A-hole, but you need to stop being a spoiled little brat, take a better English course, I dont like being this way at all, AT ALL, but its spoiled kids like you that piss me off. If I was your dad, I would make your ass get a job and pay for your own car. nuff said.

 

[CalamitousSoul]

<< if your friends are of the caliber that your g/f apparently is/was, you probably need to tell them that they are getting fat, too.

then they will open up to you and tell you how they have been cheating on you by making out with a new bmw sevena series (neega).

orf ! >>



LOL Breakfast in tokyo.
"You're my numba 1 neega, NEEGA!"

 

[FrogDog]

OMG people are still responding seriously, this is amazing!

 

[crypticlogin]

This is great! I can't believe it's still going!

-- PROCLAMATION --
Anybody who replies below this message that shows complete obliviousness to the gist of the message will be forever labeled a goof!
-- END PROCLAMATION --


(gotta have my fun somehow)

 

[CalamitousSoul]

<< >>Personally, I don't see how you could settle for a BMW anyway........I mean damn, what are you, white trash? I personally don't speak to anyone unless they own at least a Porsche. As for the girl, she sounds like a skank anyway for even considering allowing herself to become an ounce overweight! But then, if she'd go out with a guy whom can only afford to drive a BMW..........well, then I can understand since she was bottom trolling anyway!<< >>



You have no friends right?

 

[j@cko]

Dude... you already sound like a no brain loser... and a pimp

 

[HombrePequeno]

and the calamity continues.

 

[Croton]

damn i wish it was a real thread.......that way we could make fun of him! hahaha