Here is your WTF of the day.....

[ivan2]

that is a man.

 

[benzylic]

I like lamp

 

[RiverDog]

Originally posted by: xalos
It's just an elaborate ploy to get a family discount into the park imo.

It doesn't cost anything to get in the park.

 

[Peelback79]

sanctity of marriage -1

 

[mekon]

Originally posted by: xalos
It's just an elaborate ploy to get a family discount into the park imo.

But that might lead to incest?

 

[coldmeat]

What if it's a female ride?

 

[mekon]

cracked.com would probably be interested, but 50% of the subjects would have sane people screaming and running for the exit.

 

[ViviTheMage]

ewwww

 

[DrPizza]

"US church organist"

Whoa. Some churches won't allow women to become pastors. Most churches don't allow gay marriage. What church allows this?!

 

[Barrak]

Umm...

She calls it "him"
I have riden that ride

Does that mean I have riden a man? am I the gay?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
"US church organist"

Whoa. Some churches won't allow women to become pastors. Most churches don't allow gay marriage. What church allows this?!

The church of "Jesus never anticipated carnival rides"

 

[darkxshade]

HEY... carnival rides need loving too

 

[IcePickFreak]

I bet they let this thing drive a vehicle and vote too (hint: thing /= carnival ride)

 

[Rubycon]

Objectum sexuality...

Hmmm the way most of the guys talk about their cars makes me think this is a widespread problem!

:laugh:

Roger was right! :Q

Note that "objectum" rhymes with "rectum".

 

[JDub02]

This "woman" (I swore it was a dude) was on a documentary that my wife came across last night on BBC America. It covered 3 or 4 people who were sexually attracted to inanimate objects. They showed the one from the OP rubbing all over park ride, rubbing her face in the grease, etc ... quite disturbing. Then they showed it fonding the railing and organ in it's church.

Although the worst was the nutjob who was "married" to the Eiffel Tower. They documented her "consumating the marraige". Middle of the day with tour groups all around, she straddles a steel beam and rubs her lady parts all over it.

And this was after them showing another whacko making out with the Berlin Wall. She was at the Checkpoint Charlie museum trying to convince the lady working there, who grew up under Soviet rule, that the Berlin Wall was a great thing.

There are some truly disturbed people out there.

 

[zoiks]

I guess this is marginally worse than the Israeli woman who married a dolphin.

 

[Jeff7]

People willing to bond with walls and park rides? I guess robot lovers won't be such a hard sell after all.

 

[krylon]

This "woman" (I swore it was a dude) was on a documentary that my wife came across last night on BBC America. It covered 3 or 4 people who were sexually attracted to inanimate objects. They showed the one from the OP rubbing all over park ride, rubbing her face in the grease, etc ... quite disturbing. Then they showed it fonding the railing and organ in it's church.

Although the worst was the nutjob who was "married" to the Eiffel Tower. They documented her "consumating the marraige". Middle of the day with tour groups all around, she straddles a steel beam and rubs her lady parts all over it.

And this was after them showing another whacko making out with the Berlin Wall. She was at the Checkpoint Charlie museum trying to convince the lady working there, who grew up under Soviet rule, that the Berlin Wall was a great thing.

There are some truly disturbed people out there.

Thanks for necroing a stupid thread. Makes me miss spaceman that much more.

Edit: spaceman is back!

 

[shocksyde]

well in a world 0 pedobeasrs furries fuckin cosplayers rpging woodmena freak geeks paint huffers tghis bitch is just FITB!

I see you've taken some of the drugs I sold you. Excellent. Now you'll be back for more.

 

[JDub02]

Thanks for necroing a stupid thread. Makes me miss spaceman that much more.

Edit: spaceman is back!

The documentary was too disturbing not to share.

 

[irishScott]

At least you know she won't reproduce as long as she stays faithful

Even if she doesn't, I'm pretty sure this is a self-correcting defect.

 

[shortylickens]

well in a world 0 pedobeasrs furries fuckin cosplayers rpging woodmena freak geeks paint huffers tghis bitch is just FITB!

 

[Rubycon]

Sam: I have something in my eye.
Max: Try digging it out with a fork. That works for me!

That works for me...

Reminds me of Indiscipline...

"I do remember one thing.
It took hours and hours but..
By the time I was done with it

I was so involved
I didn't know what to think.
I carried it around with me for days and days..
Playing little games
Like not looking at it for a whole day
And then.. looking at it.
To see if I still liked it.
I did.

I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat..
The more I look at it

The more I like it.
I do think it's good.
The fact is..
No matter how closely I study it

No matter how I take it apart

No matter how I break it down

It remains consistant.
I wish you were here to see it.

I like it."