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QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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She looks part White Trash, part Guidette, and uses auto tunes because she can't sing. This is one of the worst songs ever, it makes me wish I would have listened to that garbage ass song by uhh those 2 white fucks where one raps/auto tunes and the other screams for no reason. If she was going for a auto tuning crack whore vibe though, she nailed it perfectly. She is not hot AT ALL, any bar anywhere in America should have 10 chicks on any given night who look exactly like her. There's a huge gap between an ugly chick and a hot chick. She's not ugly, but she's miles away from being hot.

She brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels? lovely...
 

Regs

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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The good news is you can keep your man card.

The bad news is that you go directly to jail.
 

El Guaraguao

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May 7, 2008
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she's hot. Man-card not revoked.

I like this song too, like the video more

Eh had nice beat to it, though its total nonsense.

She's seriously crazy hot, and I must admit... I hate most of the similar music, and most of the songs sound the same, but Tik Tok has something about it (plus video showcases her hotness, plus her style)...


You guys are killing me. :\
 

SearchMaster

Diamond Member
Jun 6, 2002
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This song is such ass. The worst part is "kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger".

Really??? Mick Jagger is pretty much the definition of ugly.
 

Cruisin1

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Oct 10, 1999
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Hot?! Seriously... She's got no ass at all and looks like she's on crack! Saw her on the George Lopez show. Man she was definitely on something.
 

rcpratt

Lifer
Jul 2, 2009
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Tik Tok is okay, but the rest of her album is just trash. The girl simply cannot sing.
 

olds

Elite Member
Mar 3, 2000
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Meh, she's on my mp3 player...
In fact, I just posted that video in another thread.
 

SKORPI0

Lifer
Jan 18, 2000
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Yet another 20's blond chick trying to make singing as a career and appear cute. Kudos to her though.

she kinda looks like the trainwreck Olsen Twin yet somehow skanker... and pretending to be Avril Lavigne.

 
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Aharami

Lifer
Aug 31, 2001
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She's seriously crazy hot, and I must admit... I hate most of the similar music, and most of the songs sound the same, but Tik Tok has something about it (plus video showcases her hotness, plus her style)...

Take It Off needs to be her next video. Seems to be the only song that has a good party feel and just seems good.

And while trying to find an acoustic version of her singing (hoping she is like Lady Gaga, who is so post-processed, yet has an awesome voice without the vocal processing), I wasn't able to find one of her singing, but I did find this.
Like most self-recorded things on youtube, I almost immediately hit close once I clicked on it... but considering it's a webcam, it's actually impressive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN1lTVn8ubY

edit: and hell, even if Kesha can't sing without effects (truly unknown), the sound of her voice with effects (combined with knowing what she looks like) is still aurally pleasing for some reason.
Don't make me explain it, I have no clue why I think that considering I hate vocal processing, but it works with her.

im always impressed with how much you write in each of your posts. most people write couple sentences, a paragraph at max. But your posts almost border at tl;dnr

and I like the song as well
 

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
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im always impressed with how much you write in each of your posts. most people write couple sentences, a paragraph at max. But your posts almost border at tl;dnr

and I like the song as well

I never intend to.
Believe me, I wish I understood why.
 

ForumMaster

Diamond Member
Feb 24, 2005
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i hate this kind of style. i don't understand who can stand it and frankly, can't understand why the likes of this and lady gaga are even acceptable.

i look that music video's of lady gaga's songs and i just go "WTF!!!!??!?!? WHat the Frick is going on here?"

i mean, it's worse then soundgarden black hole sun music video which they totally did while on drugs. but atleast there you have an awesome song.
 

DarkWarrior2

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Oct 9, 1999
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To my surprise, I actually liked the song. I'm not usually into this type of music, but maybe it's growing on me. I also liked Party in the U.S.A. by Miley Cyrus.

Oh, don't bother trying to revoke my man card...

It's irrevocable. :biggrin: LOL
 

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
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Since about 1990, man cards have no longer just been given out on the basis of birth to humans possessing a few y-chromosomes. If you can't change a tire, change your own oil, repair a broken electrical outlet or switch, unclog a sink, repair plumbing, use power tools, start a fire, (or a list of about 50 other things), you never possessed a man card in the first place.

edit: and I made it to "wake up in the morning" on the video. You're not getting a man card in the near future either.
 

Imp

Lifer
Feb 8, 2000
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Wow, I've heard this at the mall and on the radio so many times, never knew who it was. Thought it was Miley Cyrus... She looks like a crackwhore. Song is mildly annoying.
 
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