He's got 99 iPhones but a bride ain't one

madoka

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Well, at least he still has Siri.

http://www.thenanfang.com/blog/guangzhou-programer-buys-99-iphones-to-propose-to-a-woman/



Since the inception of Singles’ Day in China several years ago, millions of singles throughout the country celebrate the day by trying to woo that special someone. Yet one young Guangzhou resident chose a rather unique method to express his love in the lead up to November 11: iPhones, and lots of them.

There’s been no shortage of reports detailing extravagant Singles’ Day gifts such as a new car, or giant diamonds, but one Guangzhou programmer instead opted for 99 iPhone 6s. To his credit, he organized the phones in the shape of heart before proposing to his girlfriend in front of a sizeable crowd of friends and onlookers.

The phones reportedly cost the man over RMB 500,000 (about $82,000), or roughly the equivalent of two years’ salary, Tencent News reported. Sadly, the grand gesture was lost on the woman, who rejected his proposal.

Thankfully, demand for the new iPhone remains high in China, so he shouldn’t have too much trouble reselling them as one Weibo user suggested. Others simply dismissed the guy’s move as stupid. One user, 韵母和韵父, asked “How many kidneys did it take to buy those phones?” referring to earlier reports of a young man selling his own kidney to buy an iPhone. Another user wrote, ” 99 kidneys!”

For those who might be wondering how November 11th was chosen as Singles’ Day, the answer resides in the four lonely “1″s that form the date: 11/11.
 

Blackjack200

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I've heard anecdotally that there the one-child policy created an oversupply of guys and a shortage of women...
 

DesiPower

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btw, looks like they are just boxes... how do we know there are actual phones inside?
 

Mai72

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Plus the hunky western ESL teachers with their blue eyes and ripped abs are coming to China and stealing their ladies.

 

Svnla

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Plus the hunky western ESL teachers with their blue eyes and ripped abs are coming to China and stealing their ladies.


Yup. Look at these fine western men:

Exhitbit A = http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/the-neck-beard/


and B = http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/well-orchestrated/


and C = http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/reverse-plumbers-butt/


"Me luv u long time" say those eager chinese women....ROTFLMFAO.


You do hear about "fault smelling hairy pale monkeys" about western men, right?
 
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Mai72

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Corny.

I would throw that little nerd to the side, and show her what an American alpha male is like.
 
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doubledeluxe

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I've heard anecdotally that there the one-child policy created an oversupply of guys and a shortage of women...
It's really obvious when you're there.

The women have their pick of the litter and seem to flock to men much older and successful. I'd hate to be a 25 year old guy in China today.

At first I thought there was just a lot of old smutty guys with hot 20 year old girlfriends but the lack of women really does put it in context quickly.
 
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