hey do they test for drugs in your system before surgery?

[sniperruff]

for weed, a urine test or a simple hair test can tell. 3 weeks should be fine.

trust me i've learned all these crap in the class.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
It'll take a couple of weeks to get pot out of your system as long as you aren't permastoned. Chill out kid.

Funny. The normal urine-positive period for non-chronic use is 1-5 days.

I didn't say it wasn't. You'll have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT at 2 weeks.

I was merely commenting on the "It'll take a couple of weeks to get put out of your system..."

Understood. And in a couple of weeks it will be out of the system.

:beer:

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Understood. And in a couple of weeks it will be out of the system.

:beer:

Nicely put. :beer:

 

[arcenite]

lol

 

[virtueixi]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: virtueixi
Dude, they are jerking you off, Marijuana acts as an anesthetic. EVEN if there happened to be an interaction with ONE of the 92 by products of marijuana , they would out of your system within 3 weeks tops.

You understand why you shouldn't take aspirin when you've been drinking right? Because they're both blood thinners, and combined the effect is enough to lower your blood pressure so bad your heart stops.

The compounds responsible for the high are out of the system within days, the compounds responsible for nervous system suppression stay within you for months. Combine that with anisthesia, and the nerves responsible for autonomic function go into paralysis, and your heart stops and you stop breathing. Once that happens it's very hard to start them back up because of the suppression in the nerve receptors.

I thought it was since Aspirin is a fairly strong acid (Pka=3.45 in water) and if you have several drinks a day and take aspririn it could contribute to an ulcer. Correct me if i'm wrong. I'm unaware of the interaction you mentioned, but if it's true I stand corrected.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: virtueixi
I thought it was since Aspirin is a fairly strong acid (Pka=3.45 in water) and if you have several drinks a day and take aspririn it could contribute to an ulcer. Correct me if i'm wrong. I'm unaware of the interaction you mentioned, but if it's true I stand corrected.

SagaLore is a retarded mongoose, and I haven't seen him state a correct fact in this thread.

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: intogamer

Originally posted by: MAME
they should

and if they find any, they should dump your ass in the street because it's obvious you don't care about your body as it is

:shocked:

and then kicked while on the ground in your surgery gown until you die

 

[mrSHEiK124]

3rd week of April is almost two months from now, it should be out of your system by then, don't worry about it :beer:

 

[virtueixi]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: virtueixi
I thought it was since Aspirin is a fairly strong acid (Pka=3.45 in water) and if you have several drinks a day and take aspririn it could contribute to an ulcer. Correct me if i'm wrong. I'm unaware of the interaction you mentioned, but if it's true I stand corrected.

SagaLore is a retarded mongoose, and I haven't seen him state a correct fact in this thread.

Thx man, that's good to know. I was wondering about his explantation since he didn't list any particular compounds or any reactions for that matter.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: intogamer

Originally posted by: MAME
they should

and if they find any, they should dump your ass in the street because it's obvious you don't care about your body as it is

:shocked:

and then kicked while on the ground in your surgery gown until you die

That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

 

[ArcticChill]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: intogamer

Originally posted by: MAME
they should

and if they find any, they should dump your ass in the street because it's obvious you don't care about your body as it is

:shocked:

and then kicked while on the ground in your surgery gown until you die

wow, umm so 31% of the americans who tried it should be kicked until they died.

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: ArcticChill

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: intogamer

Originally posted by: MAME
they should

and if they find any, they should dump your ass in the street because it's obvious you don't care about your body as it is

:shocked:

and then kicked while on the ground in your surgery gown until you die

wow, umm so 31% of the americans who tried it should be kicked until they died.

oh geez...I didn't realize.

I guess it should be more like 50%!

 

[IGBT]

..they have to cover their arse..yes. And they also test for hiv/aids to see if they are working on a biohazard.

 

[ArcticChill]

ok

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: ArcticChill

Originally posted by: Reel
The interactions between marijuana and most general anesthesia have been researched thoroughly. While all studies agree that the interaction is commonly fatal, the researchers are uncertain as to the reasons for this deadly interaction. This is the reason that hospitals have instituted the mandatory drug tests before administering any general anesthesia. In today's litigious society, they must be prepared and they'd rather not operate on their patient only to have them die on the table from a dangerous marijuana-anesthesia interaction.

gimmie the link to an article.

Chronic consumption of the illicit herb marijuana (Cannabis sativa) greatly increases anesthetic requirements due to extensive hepatic drug metabolism.

here

Further, THC altered the patients' adaptivity to stress and interacted undesirably with other anesthetic medications.

here

I had some difficulty locating articles regarding this subject that were publicly available. The best articles would be located in scientific journals which you can access through a university usually. I would highly recommend that you investigate this. The second link has many related works that cited it which you may also find helpful.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: virtueixi

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: virtueixi
I thought it was since Aspirin is a fairly strong acid (Pka=3.45 in water) and if you have several drinks a day and take aspririn it could contribute to an ulcer. Correct me if i'm wrong. I'm unaware of the interaction you mentioned, but if it's true I stand corrected.

SagaLore is a retarded mongoose, and I haven't seen him state a correct fact in this thread.

Thx man, that's good to know. I was wondering about his explantation since he didn't list any particular compounds or any reactions for that matter.

FYI, I am neither retarded nor a mongoose, which is most definitely horrible slander against all mongooses. But I admit I was playing along and making stuff up. I don't consider it dishonest, since it was meant to be humurous and I confessed in the end.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

I had to have surgery without anesthesia when my scrotum was torn during rough sex(both the prostitute and I were on PCP), and it simply wasn't any fun. Good luck, it is going to hurt.

Are you serious??? If so, any pics?

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
he has 6 weeks to go before the surgery... isnt that more than enough time to get just about ANYTHING out of his system.

MIKE

Nope.

i dont smoke pot so how long does it take to rid that from your system?

MIKE

I think it stays in your system for, like, months.

if he's really only smoked that much...it may be out in a week or two...its stored in the fatty tissue of your body, from what i understand...for heavy smokers...like half oz. a day+ it can take months though

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Reel

Further, THC altered the patients' adaptivity to stress and interacted undesirably with other anesthetic medications.

here

I had some difficulty locating articles regarding this subject that were publicly available. The best articles would be located in scientific journals which you can access through a university usually. I would highly recommend that you investigate this. The second link has many related works that cited it which you may also find helpful.

Am I reading the abstract correctly? Did they inject THC into patients before administering anesthetics? That seems like it would totally skew the findings away from normal use.



OP you have nothing to worry about. If you want to be super safe against anything possibly messing up, don't smoke a month prior to surgery.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
he has 6 weeks to go before the surgery... isnt that more than enough time to get just about ANYTHING out of his system.

MIKE

Nope.

i dont smoke pot so how long does it take to rid that from your system?

MIKE

I think it stays in your system for, like, months.

if he's really only smoked that much...it may be out in a week or two...its stored in the fatty tissue of your body, from what i understand...for heavy smokers...like half oz. a day+ it can take months though

Half an ounce a day = oregano.

 

[Blastomyces]

<---- Anesthesiologist

If we find out that you have marijuana in your system prior to the surgery, we secretly cancel your case but tell you you're going ot the OR. We'll give you a little versed to knock you out and then when you wake up, you find yourself in a FPMITAP!!

Have a nice day.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: Blastomyces
<---- Anesthesiologist

If we find out that you have marijuana in your system prior to the surgery, we secretly cancel your case but tell you you're going ot the OR. We'll give you a little versed to knock you out and then when you wake up, you find yourself in a FPMITAP!!

Have a nice day.

I thought you were an orthopedic surgeon.

 

[virtueixi]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: Blastomyces
<---- Anesthesiologist

If we find out that you have marijuana in your system prior to the surgery, we secretly cancel your case but tell you you're going ot the OR. We'll give you a little versed to knock you out and then when you wake up, you find yourself in a FPMITAP!!

Have a nice day.

I thought you were an orthopedic surgeon.

He is so full of sh!t. I'm sure that any sort of doctor can at least type decently.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: virtueixi

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: Blastomyces
<---- Anesthesiologist

If we find out that you have marijuana in your system prior to the surgery, we secretly cancel your case but tell you you're going ot the OR. We'll give you a little versed to knock you out and then when you wake up, you find yourself in a FPMITAP!!

Have a nice day.

I thought you were an orthopedic surgeon.

He is so full of sh!t. I'm sure that any sort of doctor can at least type decently.

If doctors type like they write then I'm not so sure about that...