Hey, Fatties!

[gooseman]

Hey wormy little piece of shit OP, come on over so I can sit on you and force your nose in my buttcrack!

 

[litttlechica]

I don't know a whole lot about weight loss considering I'm ~100lbs but I have quite a few friends who have been into the whole HCG diet thing... it's worked for all of them.

http://www.alternativehealthcompany.com/hcgfahcgdr6x.html

Just a random 2 cents...

 

[TwiceOver]

I ate a piece of bread with my spaghetti last night. I know, carb overload right? Sorry Techs. I'll try to do better for you today, but it is my company Christmas party.

Can I please have a few drinks and maybe a desert? Pretty please Techs?

 

[HeXen]

i have actually known someone who excersised every day, at a diet correct meals...and years later are still fat. actually he has a pregnant belly and its not from beer, but is a big health nut and has no clue why hes fat....so i guess it doesnt work for everyone.

but i agree people are mentally sick when they weight some 400lbs, use a walker to get around at a buffet. how the heck can you not be ashamed to go to a buffet, forced to use a walker cause your too fat to hold yourself up?
at Sirloin Stockade buffet...i see exactly that every time i go.

how do those people wipe their ass? ..serious question here, cause i've seen some that no way they could reach back there.

 

[ShawnD1]

how do those people wipe their ass? ..serious question here, cause i've seen some that no way they could reach back there.

There's actually a tool you can buy for this...

I always wonder if fat people need to manually pull their butt cheeks apart before they sit on the toilet. Normally your butt spreads apart when you sit like that, but fat people have enough ass that not pulling the cheeks apart would mean shit rubs against their butt cheeks as it comes out.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I don't know a whole lot about weight loss considering I'm ~100lbs but I have quite a few friends who have been into the whole HCG diet thing... it's worked for all of them.

http://www.alternativehealthcompany.com/hcgfahcgdr6x.html

Just a random 2 cents...

Oh god, so many things wrong with this

Homeopathy makes this complete bull. Also no evidence that HCG does anything at all.

 

[chalmers]

You can burn 300 calories in 20 minutes if you run hard enough. 500 calories for a 45 minute run (around 6 miles) is better and easier to accomplish. Combine that with a little calorie deficit and you can drop 5 or 6 lbs in a month easy. Also keep in mind that if you get your heart rate up high enough you continue to burn calories at an accelerated rate for another hour after you stop running so you burn an additional couple ghundred more than the original amount you burned while running.

Perhaps but you're using an extreme case. People looking to lose weight aren't going to go out and run 6 miles. That's a very small niche of people who do that regularly.

There are 3500 calories in a pound. So you need a 21K caloric defecit to drop 6 pounds a month. People that run 6 miles 2-3 times a week (less than 1% of the population), are increasing their defecit by 1500 a week (500 cals * 3 sessions). In a month that's 6000 calories, still very far away from the 21,000 you require for your stated 6 lbs a month lost.

Like I said, running is a very minimal part of WEIGHT LOSS. It helps sure, and there are many other health benefits, cardiovascular, stamina, just a good feeling about yourself, etc.

Diet loses most of your weight, as I said earlier.

 

[HeXen]

There's actually a tool you can buy for this...

I always wonder if fat people need to manually pull their butt cheeks apart before they sit on the toilet. Normally your butt spreads apart when you sit like that, but fat people have enough ass that not pulling the cheeks apart would mean shit rubs against their butt cheeks as it comes out.

lol, oh man, how can anyone continue to debilitate themselves like that, when engorging food is more important than the ability to clean your own butt without a special tool....i dont even know what to say other than its asinine

 

[chalmers]

lol, oh man, how can anyone continue to debilitate themselves like that, when engorging food is more important than the ability to clean your own butt without a special tool....i dont even know what to say other than its asinine

lol this reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Homer gains weight to go on worker's comp. and Bart envisions gaining weight and having to wash himself with a rag on a stick.

 

[HeXen]

lol, yeah, good episode

 

[x-alki]

A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said, "sorry about

The wait." I said, "don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually."
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I was behind a rather large woman at the checkout. She had on a pair of
Jeans that said, 'Guess.'
I said, "I don't know........maybe 350 pounds."

 

[Bateluer]

A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said, "sorry about

The wait." I said, "don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually."
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I was behind a rather large woman at the checkout. She had on a pair of
Jeans that said, 'Guess.'
I said, "I don't know........maybe 350 pounds."

You're a dick.

 

[William Gaatjes]

i have actually known someone who excersised every day, at a diet correct meals...and years later are still fat. actually he has a pregnant belly and its not from beer, but is a big health nut and has no clue why hes fat....so i guess it doesnt work for everyone.

but i agree people are mentally sick when they weight some 400lbs, use a walker to get around at a buffet. how the heck can you not be ashamed to go to a buffet, forced to use a walker cause your too fat to hold yourself up?
at Sirloin Stockade buffet...i see exactly that every time i go.

how do those people wipe their ass? ..serious question here, cause i've seen some that no way they could reach back there.

He or she should check if he or she is allergic to some type of foods he or she eats. It can make your intestines go into sort of spasms. The wrong gut bacteria or the wrong reaction can do that. Although i have learned that some health freaks only think they eat healthy while if you would analyse their diet and if you would eat snackfood daily, you would still be better of then the "health freak". Some consume large amounts of supplements and think they live healthy ... I know people who claim milk is unhealthy while they live on cigarettes and beer...

 

[William Gaatjes]

There's actually a tool you can buy for this...

I always wonder if fat people need to manually pull their butt cheeks apart before they sit on the toilet. Normally your butt spreads apart when you sit like that, but fat people have enough ass that not pulling the cheeks apart would mean shit rubs against their butt cheeks as it comes out.

D: There are things that must remain unknown...

 

[William Gaatjes]

Imagine somebody huge and fat bending over after taking a shit while having a cat.

I am sure such a cat would get the out of the house before they are used as something to wipe with.

 

[highland145]

Imagine somebody huge and fat bending over after taking a shit while having a cat.

I am sure such a cat would get the out of the house before they are used as something to wipe with.

roflmao. thanks.

 

[HeXen]

He or she should check if he or she is allergic to some type of foods he or she eats. It can make your intestines go into sort of spasms. The wrong gut bacteria or the wrong reaction can do that.

that could be, i always wondered how he managed to keep that belly so big, yet the rest be skinny as a rail.
i dont think he lives off of vitamins, but like chooses wheat bread over white, eats low calarie foods..stuff like that. He's tall and skinny but with a very large, round belly.
so i realize some people can't help it..but 99.8% of fatties out there don't even really try