Hey guys im at the bar

[venkman]

Quick. What do I do next?

 

[mesthead21]

Take pics?

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: mesthead21
Take pics?

duh..

 

[Ns1]

stick out your left hand

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: venkman
Quick. What do I do next?

[obvious] Give up any chance of "hooking up" and post on ATOT venkman? [/obvious]

 

[Canai]

Keep posting on ATOT.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Go to the women's bathroom and whip it out. Someone will bite.

 

[Farang]

Get laid.... with sex!

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Go to the women's bathroom and whip it out. Someone will bite.

:laugh:

 

[ponyo]

Take out your wallet and ask how much.

 

[Baked]

Throw $400 on her. That will definitely get you some poontang.

 

[venkman]

Hey guys, i'm back from the bar. I took your suggestions.

Now i'm a sex offender.





J/K...or am I?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Ns1
stick out your left hand

Ns1 wins this thread.

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: venkman
Hey guys, i'm back from the bar. I took your suggestions.

Now i'm a sex offender.





J/K...or am I?

You only offended your left hand. WITHOUT CONSENT.

 

[venkman]

Bar was fun, will do again.

Damn, I just looked at one of my prophylactics.


It said expired.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Ns1
stick out your left hand

Ns1 wins this thread.

I tried this suggestion but then the girl awkwardly held it and then proceeded to spend all of my money in one night and I got nothing in return but a story to put on atot.

 

[biggestmuff]

Pull your scrotum through your fly and let it hang out. Chick dig it.

 

[HCl]

Uhh...get off this forum for a start.

THENNN use your phone to take pics. haha
and post when you get home.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: venkman
Quick. What do I do next?

Your condom is expired since it has been in your wallet since your daddy gave it to you during the 'birds and the bees' talk, she is your neighbor and three times your age, you did not score, and you made an asinine thread on AT. Go pleasure yourself, enjoy the chaffage, and good night asshat.

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Go to the women's bathroom and whip it out. Someone will bite.

Don't assume if he or the girl is that kinky.

 

[Locut0s]

Are you sure it was the girls that were cute or the alcohol that was making them look cute?

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: venkman
Quick. What do I do next?

Your condom is expired since it has been in your wallet since your daddy gave it to you during the 'birds and the bees' talk, she is your neighbor and three times your age, you did not score, and you made an asinine thread on AT. Go pleasure yourself, enjoy the chaffage, and good night asshat.

I sense great hostility.

 

[sutahz]

Is this a parody of the guy that said "im sitting across from a hottie reading a comic book. What should i do?"
Is this a desperate cry for attention?
Did you really post on here at a bar?
Do you really need instructions on how to say 'hi'?