Hey guys...what would you do if you woke up without your "friend"?

[markymark618]

Man I dunno.....

 

[Optimus]

Ummmm......



(backs away slowly)

 

[markymark618]

That would just be weird...no more morning wood...

 

[warcleric]

Funny I always considered mine an enemy. It never seems to do anything but get me into trouble.

 

[Viper GTS]

Funny I always considered mine an enemy.

Is that why you beat it all the time?

Viper GTS

 

[warcleric]

Viper: hahaha, yep, BAD WEASEL!

 

[Linflas]

Let me ask John Wayne Bobbitt and get back to you.

 

[AndrewR]

Well, if that happened, we'd be women and would be obligated by our gender to call up our best friend to talk.

Of course, that person would be freaked out by the whole sudden transgender change...

BTW, mark, it's not going to fall off if that's what she told you.

 

[tim0thy]

you mean like that song, the man with the detachable d!ck?

 

[markymark618]

:Q

Yikes....actually if we woke up without it we wouldn't be women cuz we wouldn't have boobies. Now if I woke up with boobies....:Q

 

[Mistah Magik]

I would question where it went.... err

 

[Modeps]

you seem to be starting a lot of threads neffy.

 

[markymark618]

im the neffy?

 

[TheVrolok]

You know, it kinda bothers me that you'd even spend time thinking about that.. perhaps you don't appreciate your 'friend' enough..

 

[Zapster]

You need to be more specific. Do you mean it was cut off? Changed into female anatomy? or just won't wake up? It makes a difference on how one would react.

I assume that you mean that it would not wake up, since the other two possibilities are either impossible or very rare.

If it would not wake up, I would start thinking when it was used last, and if I might have overused it. Might call my wife to check to make sure if it is really broken. Either way - I WIN!!!

 

[markymark618]

I mean wake up.....look down and see..................skin. Total flatness.

 

[Thorn]

I'd wonder where my Mattel royalties are... considering that somehow I'd been changed into "Ken".