Most of the people that come knocking for different churches are well meaning and generally nice people. In their minds they're doing something important. I don't necessarily agree with them but I've never had trouble with them leaving when I say "I appreciate the effort, but we're not interested" then either walking away or closing the door.
I haven't been door to door hassled, but every once in a while I get bugged when I'm waiting for the bus to go to work. Honestly, Jehovah Witnesses drive around and give pamphlets to people at bus stops. They're generally friendly people. They give a quick 1 sentence description of what they're doing and they ask if I would be interested in some reading material for the bus ride. I just say yes, take 1, say thank you, and they go away. There's no need to be a dick to them.
The last one they gave me was interesting. There was an article in it about why lotteries are evil but investing in stocks is not. It said for someone to win the lottery, many many people must lose. Then it gave a bible verse that explicitly stated you should
work before you get anything. Then it quoted one of the ten commandments and stated that the idea of "luck" is sinful because luck is the idea that events are controlled by random shit like tapping wood or blowing on dice instead of having faith that god will do the right thing regardless of what you are doing. That argument seems logically consistent, and I can respect that. Praying for favors goes into that category as well because you're questioning god's ability to do the right thing. Then it said something about
celebrate the lord for the sake of celebrating rather than celebrating with the expectation that you'll get some kind of favor from the lord. The J witnesses are right about that one; people who do favors just so you do them favors are such shitbags.
It said investing in the stock market doesn't count as gambling because stocks are not zero-sum. It's entirely possible for 10 people to buy stocks, the stock pays a dividend, and all 10 people win.
When I got to work, I ran the thing through the cross shredder instead of just throwing in recycling. I don't want people thinking I'm one of them :tinfoil: