TheInternet1980
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To get rid of the problem go straight to the source... KILL GOD!
I thought the Jews already took care of that?
To get rid of the problem go straight to the source... KILL GOD!
Answer door while wearing a strap on dildo. Some day I will do this. Swear to god, man.
I thought the Jews already took care of that?
I thought the Jews already took care of that?
Jewish people didn't care too much. Jewish clerics cared a lot because Jesus was a trouble maker and a rival.Uh, no. They didn't really kill anyone. The Romans crucified Jesus. The jews just didn't like him because he wanted everyone to be happy. Jews hate being happy.
Whichever one my girlfriend already owns. I don't like spending money when I don't need to.Which one are you gonna use? The big black one or the small white one that vibrates?
Uh, no. They didn't really kill anyone. The Romans crucified Jesus. The jews just didn't like him because he wanted everyone to be happy. Jews hate being happy.
I think I've had one come to the door in my whole life. I don't remember how I handled it, but it was easy enough. If they try to buttonhole me out on the street, a "no thanks" has always worked fine.
They did, but they neglected to put a stake in his heart.
There was no Jesus for the Romans to crucify. He is a zodialogical</SPAN> allegory. The "cross" he died on is a group of stars called The Southern Cross. The "he" is the sun.
Crux is easily visible from the southern hemisphere at practically any time of year. It is also visible near the horizon from tropical latitudes of the northern hemisphere for a few hours every night during the northern winter and spring. For instance, it is visible from Cancun or any other place at latitude 25° N or less at around 10 pm at the end of April.[1][2]
I set up wireless cameras at front door and side-yard door. No more answering door for pesky solicitors, mormons, or jehova's witnesses
There was no Jesus for the Romans to crucify. He is a zodialogical allegory. The "cross" he died on is a group of stars called The Southern Cross. The "he" is the sun. The death is the perceived arrest of sun on the horizon for three days due to parallax. The resurrection is the return of the sun to longer days, signaling Spring. The entire story was made up so people knew when to plant stuff and when to harvest it. It is far older than Christianity. Modern religions are the leftovers from long dead cultures' oral traditions, which helped them survive, made into story form so they are easier to remember, because they had no writing yet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crux#Visibility
And where was Jesus...
Bethlehem --> 31 degrees north (crux not visible)
Nazareth --> 32 degrees north (crux not visible)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crux#Visibility
And where was Jesus...
Bethlehem --> 31 degrees north (crux not visible)
Nazareth --> 32 degrees north (crux not visible)
Do you know what the Southern Cross is?
Do you know what parallax is?
Do you understand the difference between debating why Christian holidays fall when they do and debating whether Christ existed at all?
Don't waste your time with him. Zeitgeist has been debunked by several people, but some morons still buy into it.
Visible low in the sky in the early morning hours of the winter months in the notrthern hemispohere. ...right around Christmas! Thanks for providing the link you thought supported you. Self-ownage is always the best kind.
What's with people on ATOT who have such a hard time say "thanks but no" and closing the door?