Well here's my speil:
As Minister for Recruitment, Treasury and the Arts, I look forward to receiving your $79.95 administration fee. And for existing members without life memberships, just a reminder that membership renewal payment is soon upon us. But I have some good news. Through ongoing restructuring, economic rationalism and increased efficiency here in the office, the fee has now been reduced to only $19.95. And for those of you that reply by July 31, you will also recieve a $5 discount. And there's over $1,000 in prizes to be won. So why wait, there has never been a better time to cough up that dough!
Feature prize: Ginsu knives. This is something not to be missed:
This 10-piece set includes 4 steak knives, a Carver/Slicer, a Chef's Knife, a Utility Knife, a Fruit & Vegetable Knife, a Paring Knife, and a Juicer.
These knives come with a lifetime warranty. The permanently bonded blades are enclosed within heat resistant handles. The blades of these knives (which never need sharpening) are made of surgical stainless steel and are dishwasher safe.
But wait, there's more!...