Hi!

[p0ntif]

I did a google search for neckbeard and found this:

 

[HAL9000]

I did a google search for neckbeard and found this:

It's true, I am Steven Soderbergh.

 

[FDF12389]

All you missed was tfp. And some neckbeard guy who changed his name.

 

[p0ntif]

Holy crap! i just realized that you have been here since 2010 and have >6000 posts! Do you have a job? I assume not. I suppose i could also assume that you aren't medicated?

 

[HAL9000]

Holy crap! i just realized that you have been here since 2010 and have >6000 posts! Do you have a job? I assume not. I suppose i could also assume that you aren't medicated?

Wow. You are a clever one, yep I'm an unmedicated Bipolar person, I go through manic phases quite often and post a crap load. However I do have a job! (I just can't sleep)

 

[WaTaGuMp]

He missed over 6000 HAL posts...

Since I haven't read them all I am sure I have missed thousands also.

 

[Ichinisan]

Also, before people start telling you my name is "neckbeard" it isn't and it never was. Just FYI.

???

 

[p0ntif]

well i mean ~7000 posts in a little more than a year is close to 18-20 posts per day! Crazy! Uh I mean . . .unusual! No offense intended.

 

[Born2bwire]

He missed over 6000 HAL posts...

Like he said, he hasn't missed anything.

 

[HAL9000]

Since I haven't read them all I am sure I have missed thousands also.

Some of them are were pretty good :$

well i mean ~7000 posts in a little more than a year is close to 18-20 posts per day! Crazy! Uh I mean . . .unusual! No offense intended.

It's OK, but I'm not crazy, I prefer the term "Mentally Hilarious"

 

[3chordcharlie]

well i mean ~7000 posts in a little more than a year is close to 18-20 posts per day! Crazy! Uh I mean . . .unusual! No offense intended.

October, 2010... Take your answer, and double it.

 

[HAL9000]

October, 2010... Take your answer, and double it.

Yeah it's quite a few posts a day.

 

[p0ntif]

well i don't think i'll ever get into that posting range.
and with that . . .I will now let the thread die.

 

[olds]

Welcome back. Did you beat those child molestation charges?

 

[Lifted]

Welcome back. Did you beat those child molestation charges?

Would you have let him out of your basement if he hadn't?

 

[rudeguy]

well i don't think i'll ever get into that posting range.
and with that . . .I will now let the thread die.

Murderer!

 

[Q]

I remember you! Hi.

 

[p0ntif]

Welcome back. Did you beat those child molestation charges?

Yeah it really came down to a long reconsideration of the semantics that separate "grabbing" from "hugging." I mean seriously. Although, I will admit that they never asked me to come back for mall santa job again.

 

[tcsenter]

I took like a 5 year hiatus from this site.

Where did you serve your time in prison?

 

[EvilYoda]

Welcome back...I think your name looks familiar.

 

[p0ntif]

Where did you serve your time in prison?

Glad you asked! It was a high security prison off the coast of california. It was disguised as an oil rig. Fortunately for me, I was released by my brother who happened to be impersonating a high ranking task force police officer. There was a lot of confusion involved because of this new technique that allows you to surgically meld someone's face onto your own. Wait a minute . . . I think that's right. Sometimes i think i confuse my life for movies.

 

[eLiu]

You didn't miss a damn fucking thing.

He missed the rise and fall of TheFlyingPig. That was a big deal...

And he has barely met TridenT, our new Jerboy.

What about sonz70? Or diesel jeans guy? Or acemac (sp) passing?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

He missed the rise and fall of TheFlyingPig. That was a big deal...

And he has barely met TridenT, our new Jerboy.

What about sonz70? Or diesel jeans guy? Or acemac (sp) passing?

I don't miss TFP one bit, but too each his own.

 

[p0ntif]

WTF is the flying pig? Isn't that a Kids in the Hall skit?

 

[Printer Bandit]

WTF is the flying pig? Isn't that a Kids in the Hall skit?

The Most Interesting Man in the World. Everyone Knows This.