Hilarious Online Dating Profiles

[Whoozyerdaddy]

OMG

I swear to God... the Alaska girls that have ads seem very keen on including pics of their new-borns in their profile. Yikes.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
OMG

LOL.

 

[fire400]

using online dating services is another way to become more anti social. use it as a last recourse if you're really out of luck. otherwise, there is someone for everyone.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
This one is the worst I've seen so far

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member2128439.htm#in

Holy crap, where does these people come from. Why oh why do they talk like that, makes them sound so insanely stupid.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

Originally posted by: fire400
using online dating services is another way to become more anti social. use it as a last recourse if you're really out of luck. otherwise, there is someone for everyone.

i have to disagree.

i say, more power to people taking advantage of technology to seek out and meet people either as just friends or something more in relationships.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
OMG

LOL.

That is kinda sad.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
OMG

I swear to God... the Alaska girls that have ads seem very keen on including pics of their new-borns in their profile. Yikes.

I would cook him whatever is his favorite is food, then make him is favorite drink,then give him a full body message after a hard day at work.

I just hopep she does not talk like this because that is going to kill the massage

 

[pontifex]

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and you gusy thought the 1st one was bad...

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Everyone here shows something funny, but I think I win.

www.isthismanforyou.com

It's just horrid.

 

[DaShen]

That is really mean OP

I don't do the online dating thing, but I love taking those personality tests. Those are always fun.

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
This one is the worst I've seen so far

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member2128439.htm#in

Interests
GETTN PAID MAKN PAPAR KUMN UP FK GOIN DOWN SPENDN MONEY
CHILLIN WIT MY PEPPLS/FAM GOIN 2 D MOVIES MEETN NEW PEPPL
TRAVELN SEEIN NEW PLACES SHOPN GOTTA STAY FITTED LOOKN GOOD DRIVIN ROUND WASTN GAS LOL

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Pepsi90919]

POF held the world's biggest speed dating event in Hamilton not too long ago.

 

[Stunt]

nsfw?

Is the second pic in this profile what i think it is?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

The thread of much comedy at the expense of others returns.

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Stunt
nsfw?

Is the second pic in this profile what i think it is?

"Must not be seeking intimate encounter"

And then she posts a pic like that?

DOES NOT COMPUTE

- M4H

 

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
The thread of much comedy at the expense of others returns.

- M4H

Damn Right.
You post on the net for the world to see...you are asking for it

 

[ultimatebob]

How is this site free when I don't see much in the way of advertising? Am I missing something here?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Stunt
nsfw?

Is the second pic in this profile what i think it is?

Looks like they are filtered through a see-thru shirt.

"No short term intimate encounters... but here... check out my boobage"

 

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
How is this site free when I don't see much in the way of advertising? Am I missing something here?

I have no idea why either

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: Stunt
nsfw?

Is the second pic in this profile what i think it is?

Looks like they are filtered through a see-thru shirt.

"No short term intimate encounters... but here... check out my boobage"

meh...

 

[TheNinja]

I enjoy building pillow forts and eating spicy chili.

 

[pray4mojo]

who wants to go first...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: pray4mojo
who wants to go first...

Appears on 137 members favorites lists

You mean "who wants to go 138th"

- M4H

 

[EarthwormJim]

Originally posted by: dj2004
Lmao, first girl reminds me of Pat from SNL.

Pat was ambiguous.

There's no debate that first one is a man.

 

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: pray4mojo
who wants to go first...

"half russian, half white"